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Post by willywonka666 on Nov 17, 2007 23:21:38 GMT -5
Besides the fact that it is kinda similar to the Edge and Lita affair, which I am sure has been discussed before, how can Lance not get.....um.....excited when making out with Christy a hell of a lot, and not to mention grabbing her goodies? I just can't shake the fact the he is like a mannequin that shows no emotion when interacting with Hemme. I hate to question his...er..manhood, but I could not handle having Christy all over me and feeling her up and kissing her without jump starting my launch sequence. Sorry for being graphic...................and let the "Another one of these threads" or my favorite "Heh?" comments commence. I got excited just reading this post
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Nov 17, 2007 23:21:54 GMT -5
I should also point out that his frosted hair isn't doing him any favors.
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Post by Tyfo on Nov 17, 2007 23:24:47 GMT -5
I can confirm for you that Lance Hoyt is in fact, heterosexual. As a matter of fact, you should see some of the women he gets. The "tramp stamp" dosent seem to be hurting him at all. I actually just saw him with his girlfriend at Wal Mart like a week ago. As for how he "contains himself" during the Christy stuff, I have no answer for you. I could ask him the next time I see him around, but Id rather not
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 17, 2007 23:27:10 GMT -5
I can confirm for you that Lance Hoyt is in fact, heterosexual. As a matter of fact, you should see some of the women he gets. The "tramp stamp" dosent seem to be hurting him at all. I actually just saw him with his girlfriend at Wal Mart like a week ago. As for how he "contains himself" during the Christy stuff, I have no answer for you. I could ask him the next time I see him around, but Id rather not Its all a ruse. Like Tom Cruise... that kinda rhymes.
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Post by Reverend BTY on Nov 17, 2007 23:29:11 GMT -5
What I wanna know is why Jimmy Rave just stands there. Maybe it's just me but when a friend displays PDA and I'm teh third wheel, I feel just awkward.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Nov 17, 2007 23:31:25 GMT -5
What I'm trying to figure out is how a rumor can start about a guy being gay for kissing Christy Hemme. Does Not Compute.
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Post by Rube on Nov 17, 2007 23:34:11 GMT -5
And now we watch as "The Lance Hoyt is gay rumor" spreads across the internet A little late there, chief.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Nov 18, 2007 0:09:52 GMT -5
I still need an answer--how do we go from kissing Christy Hemme toooooooooooooo gay?
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 18, 2007 0:12:36 GMT -5
I still need an answer--how do we go from kissing Christy Hemme toooooooooooooo gay? I blame the tramp stamp.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Nov 18, 2007 0:16:10 GMT -5
I still need an answer--how do we go from kissing Christy Hemme toooooooooooooo gay? I blame the tramp stamp. It's his collection of My Little Pony figurines. Wait, that's me.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Nov 18, 2007 0:19:12 GMT -5
You collect My Little Pony figurines?
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You wouldn't happen to have a Dream Valley Snuzzle, wouldya?
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Post by Massive G on Nov 18, 2007 0:21:04 GMT -5
I still need an answer--how do we go from kissing Christy Hemme toooooooooooooo gay? I think you're missing the big picture here... he's saying that because he doesn't appear to be visibly aroused while he is constantly making out with / groping Christy, that he likely prefers the company of men.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Nov 18, 2007 0:21:44 GMT -5
This isn't about me this is about Lance Hoyt not getting an erection when plays tonsil hockey with Christy Hemme.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Nov 18, 2007 0:34:21 GMT -5
Maybe they load up on garlic and chili cheeseburgers beforehand.
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Post by capnsteve on Nov 18, 2007 2:25:29 GMT -5
No one has asked the obvious question, which is "Why are you staring at Lance Hoyt's crotch?"
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Post by kickassforumguyme on Nov 18, 2007 2:29:28 GMT -5
Lance is gay pass it on
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Post by messiah on Nov 18, 2007 3:21:52 GMT -5
He's not a 13 year old boy. This.
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Post by Henry Mark on Nov 18, 2007 4:19:42 GMT -5
I still need an answer--how do we go from kissing Christy Hemme toooooooooooooo gay? I think you're missing the big picture here... he's saying that because he doesn't appear to be visibly aroused while he is constantly making out with / groping Christy, that he likely prefers the company of men. "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
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Post by Kenny Brockelstein on Nov 18, 2007 9:19:15 GMT -5
So basically because Lance Hoyt's erection is not visible whilst he's snogging Christy he's gay? Christy Hemme is on screen, why are you thinking about about Lance Hoyt's erection precisely?...
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Post by B'Cup x on Nov 18, 2007 9:26:00 GMT -5
Question to the Topic starter, why are you looking down there?
Its not difficult to kiss a girl and not get "hard", and youre even less likely when youve got the whole impact zone watching you
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