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Post by Da (No Sold) 7-1-3 Itch on Nov 17, 2007 13:30:37 GMT -5
Besides the fact that it is kinda similar to the Edge and Lita affair, which I am sure has been discussed before, how can Lance not get.....um.....excited when making out with Christy a hell of a lot, and not to mention grabbing her goodies?
I just can't shake the fact the he is like a mannequin that shows no emotion when interacting with Hemme. I hate to question his...er..manhood, but I could not handle having Christy all over me and feeling her up and kissing her without jump starting my launch sequence.
Sorry for being graphic...................and let the "Another one of these threads" or my favorite "Heh?" comments commence.
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Post by KEJB on Nov 17, 2007 13:31:30 GMT -5
HEH??
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Nov 17, 2007 14:03:00 GMT -5
Another one of these threads...
Just kidding man.
I don't know. Maybe he wears something under his tights or whatever?
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Post by skiller on Nov 17, 2007 14:04:45 GMT -5
It's probably that tramp stamp he has.
It just confuses him.
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Post by AriadosMan on Nov 17, 2007 14:08:54 GMT -5
Lance isn't a very exciting romantic lead (or anything else?)
Lance Hoyt=a somewhat better version of Test
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Post by toodarkmark on Nov 17, 2007 14:17:00 GMT -5
Not to start any rumors, but he strikes me as gay. Dont know why.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2007 14:20:16 GMT -5
Not to start any rumors, but he strikes me as gay. Dont know why. It's probably that tramp stamp he has. |
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Post by AriadosMan on Nov 17, 2007 14:22:55 GMT -5
Not to start any rumors, but he strikes me as gay. Dont know why. It's probably that tramp stamp he has. The fact that's named "Lance" probably doesn't help |
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Post by erisi236 on Nov 17, 2007 14:27:02 GMT -5
Hey, "Lance" is the toughest name we have!  |
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Post by JMA on Nov 17, 2007 20:00:17 GMT -5
Hey, "Lance" is the toughest name we have! Even tougher than "Julian." |
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Nov 17, 2007 20:29:41 GMT -5
He probably just pretends he's kissing his grandmother.
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Post by Rube on Nov 17, 2007 20:31:35 GMT -5
He's not a 13 year old boy.
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Post by hobo on Nov 17, 2007 21:02:03 GMT -5
Keep reaching for that rainbow, Lance!
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 17, 2007 21:02:51 GMT -5
I guess the knowledge he's on TV.
I usually don't get full blown wood from one kiss, anyway, so maybe it takes more than that for him.
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Post by BR329 on Nov 17, 2007 21:13:56 GMT -5
And now we watch as "The Lance Hoyt is gay rumor" spreads across the internet
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Nov 17, 2007 21:34:15 GMT -5
The set of a TV wrestling show is probably one of the most unromantic things there is. If Hoyt was in a private hotel room with candles and stuff and him and Christy were making out on the bed, then yes he'd probably have Hoytamania in his pants. But on a TV set with lights and cameras and directors shouting everywhere -- not so much.
Hee Hee, Hoytamania in his pants. I gotta remember that one.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 17, 2007 23:11:10 GMT -5
The set of a TV wrestling show is probably one of the most unromantic things there is. If Hoyt was in a private hotel room with candles and stuff and him and Christy were making out on the bed, then yes he'd probably have Hoytamania in his pants. But on a TV set with lights and cameras and directors shouting everywhere -- not so much. Hee Hee, Hoytamania in his pants. I gotta remember that one. Well he would if he wasn't gay. |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Nov 17, 2007 23:12:21 GMT -5
The set of a TV wrestling show is probably one of the most unromantic things there is. If Hoyt was in a private hotel room with candles and stuff and him and Christy were making out on the bed, then yes he'd probably have Hoytamania in his pants. But on a TV set with lights and cameras and directors shouting everywhere -- not so much. Hee Hee, Hoytamania in his pants. I gotta remember that one. Well he would if he wasn't gay. OK... then replace Christy with Borash and re-read my quote. ;D |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 17, 2007 23:14:02 GMT -5
Well he would if he wasn't gay. OK... then replace Christy with Borash and re-read my quote. ;D Please Borash is as straight as a ... a... um... really straight guy. |
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Post by Grendel on Nov 17, 2007 23:17:55 GMT -5
And now we watch as "The Lance Hoyt is gay rumor" spreads across the internet I think that rumor started the first day that he wrestled as Lance Hoyt. It's just the name that does it. |
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