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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Nov 8, 2007 14:01:21 GMT -5
Hasegawa's getting decapitated.
And Hawke Like a Egyptian is an awesome name. The photoshop at Chikarafans of Shayne Hawke's face on the Sphinx makes it even better.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 9, 2007 11:01:51 GMT -5
Two new matches announced for the "Sordid Perils" show... In another wacky singles matchup, THE MAGNANIMOSLY MASSIVE MUSCULAR MINI MAN MONSTER HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! takes on the Unionized Traffic Regulator, Shane Storm. Storm's been having some confidence issues, as well as issues with his tag team partner, Jigsaw, of late. Will the creature of the deep take advantage of this to destroy the poor bemulleted luchador? Or will Storm overcome the size differential and take the W? Next up is a pre-show match, but it's a return of two men who haven't graced Chikara rings in a while. First up, it's the return of that department store dweller, Retail Dragon, who, at last knowledge, has defected from Wal-Mart to K-Mart. And challenging him is an old rival turned rudo, Chikara's Black Knight, Lance Steel. It's an age old battle, Dragon vs. Knight, with the good and evil roles reversed. Who will win in this epic confrontation?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 9, 2007 11:16:57 GMT -5
Oh, and on the Chikarafans forums, the team of Tim Donst and Los Ice Creams has now officially been named Team Ameri-cone Dream. You can thank the Hybrid GLADSTONE! for that one.
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Nov 9, 2007 11:50:33 GMT -5
You know, I'm kinda glad that CHIKARA is taking two months off after Chapter 11. All the awesomeness that is coming at us... I think I may need those two months to recover from next weekend.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Nov 9, 2007 15:05:08 GMT -5
Retail Dragon and Lance Steel return at the same time? Brilliant. Hydra/Storm will be buckets of fun too. I think I'll be purchasing the entire weekend of shows, the way things are looking. Is it possible to overdose on Awesomehol, since I think these shows might make me.
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Nov 11, 2007 7:32:00 GMT -5
Spanky: Are you going to put the results for each show in this thread or will you start seperate threads for the results as well?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 11, 2007 12:58:01 GMT -5
Spanky: Are you going to put the results for each show in this thread or will you start seperate threads for the results as well? I'm thinking I'm gonna try to get this one thread for all the results, if I can manage it. If I'm not around, I'm generally gonna hand results over to Mr. Mediocre or MGH, maybe Andy Duke, who have helped me out in the past, to take care of the results.
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Nov 11, 2007 15:04:56 GMT -5
OK. I'll post live notes wherever the results are.
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Nov 16, 2007 9:30:29 GMT -5
*the hype train pulls into the station. he disembarks, pulling his rolling suitcase behind him much like Worker Ant.*
Hooray, CHIKARA Season Finale Weekend is finally here! Seeing as how this weekend will be a huge one, I am prepared and will have a notebook with me to capture all the pertinent live notes for all three nights to post here... and to also remember what happened when we discuss it on this week's episode of The Smart Wrestling Fan Wrestling Review show which I'll be on *cough*cheapplug*cough*
Any fellow 'Crappers going be at any of the shows? If so, I shall see you there; come on over and say "Yo".
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 16, 2007 20:07:40 GMT -5
Results for tonight, better late than never, and only 2 matches in, apparently:
1. The Colony (Worker Ant, Soldier Ant & Fire Ant) & Mike Quackenbush def. The Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidian) & Team F.I.S.T. (Gran Akuma & Icarus) in such a fast, frenetic and great match that it caused the info-providing iPhone to crash. Info to follow!
2. Chuck Taylor vs Shane Storm Chuck is turned up to 11 with the wacky tonight, and Storm looks...really good early on. Chuck wins a fine little match with the Omega Driver. One of Storm's best outings in a while; I didn't even wish he was a unionized television writer so I wouldn't have to see him.
3.Sara Del Ray vs Portia Perez The sound system is at an all time worst tonight, with random Windows dings going off when Sabato calls for the bell. There is a man taking a million photographs pf this match only across the ring for us, so I'm striking poses. I hope I look cute. Sara del Rey was carried to a good match and a victory. Fun times had by all, with little boys behind us chanting GIRL POWER.
4.Brodie Lee vs Passion Hasegawa Passion has soft hands, and yes Dan, I was ribbing about the Claudio/Hero tag. Brodie is hurting our exotic foreign friend with many kicks and chops that hurt me from the shockwaves. Brodie made quick work of the pink Asian man, squashing him like a bug. Am cry.
5.The Olsen Twins vs El Pantera and Lince Dorado Eff the haters, Pantera is the most awesome meatball luchador in the world. Dude can GO. Lince and Pantera get the third point in an okay match. A serious stylistic mismatch kinda brought things down, but it wasn't BAD...just a little off. The Olsens are the 2007 version of the Mulkeys.
INTERMISSION, so here's the deal with the REAL opener. The technico team already made things confusing enough by taking two awkward, awkward minutes to come out, but then finally coming out with Colony having mix-matched gear, only wearing their normal pants and all of their partners tops and masks. Add in the fact that Worker did a salute and then a Fireman's carry...this was obviously a rib on me. Trust me, the original post was about 3,000 words, more or less transcribing the conversations trying to figure out who is who.
6.Ultramantis Black vs MIYAWAKI One of my most anticipated matches of the evening certainly did not disappoint, as MIYAWAKI defeats Mantis. Nothing outstanding, but certainly fun stuff.
A young lady needs her booze cut off, as she decided to dance with Mantis' staff toward the finish, and then turned Robbie Ellis into the newest La Parkita with her dancing skillz.
You can guess what match is next based on that.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 16, 2007 20:26:58 GMT -5
Sara Del Ray vs. Portia Perez result up now.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 16, 2007 20:34:15 GMT -5
Brodie Lee vs. Passion Hasegawa results up, and the original tag match results down, as The Nude Smurf decided to rib the Chikara Fans forums with a fake result.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 16, 2007 20:57:22 GMT -5
Olsens vs. Los Gatos Mexicanos result up, plus an explanation as to the fake result.
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Post by Panda Bear on Nov 16, 2007 21:15:11 GMT -5
BOO CREEPY FOOT DOCTORS!!! HURRAY CHIKARA!!!
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Post by MGH on Nov 16, 2007 21:25:06 GMT -5
BOO CREEPY FOOT DOCTORS!!! HURRAY CHIKARA!!! Excellent first post! Show sounds solid so far.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 16, 2007 21:27:52 GMT -5
UMB vs. MIYAWAKI result up, with a fun little tidbit added.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 16, 2007 21:30:56 GMT -5
Moving the results here for convenience.
1. The Colony (Worker Ant, Soldier Ant & Fire Ant) & Mike Quackenbush def. The Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidian) & Team F.I.S.T. (Gran Akuma & Icarus) in such a fast, frenetic and great match that it caused the info-providing iPhone to crash. Info to follow!
2. Chuck Taylor vs Shane Storm Chuck is turned up to 11 with the wacky tonight, and Storm looks...really good early on. Chuck wins a fine little match with the Omega Driver. One of Storm's best outings in a while; I didn't even wish he was a unionized television writer so I wouldn't have to see him.
3.Sara Del Ray vs Portia Perez The sound system is at an all time worst tonight, with random Windows dings going off when Sabato calls for the bell. There is a man taking a million photographs pf this match only across the ring for us, so I'm striking poses. I hope I look cute. Sara del Rey was carried to a good match and a victory. Fun times had by all, with little boys behind us chanting GIRL POWER.
4.Brodie Lee vs Passion Hasegawa Passion has soft hands, and yes Dan, I was ribbing about the Claudio/Hero tag. Brodie is hurting our exotic foreign friend with many kicks and chops that hurt me from the shockwaves. Brodie made quick work of the pink Asian man, squashing him like a bug. Am cry.
5.The Olsen Twins vs El Pantera and Lince Dorado Eff the haters, Pantera is the most awesome meatball luchador in the world. Dude can GO. Lince and Pantera get the third point in an okay match. A serious stylistic mismatch kinda brought things down, but it wasn't BAD...just a little off. The Olsens are the 2007 version of the Mulkeys.
INTERMISSION, so here's the deal with the REAL opener. The technico team already made things confusing enough by taking two awkward, awkward minutes to come out, but then finally coming out with Colony having mix-matched gear, only wearing their normal pants and all of their partners tops and masks. Add in the fact that Worker did a salute and then a Fireman's carry...this was obviously a rib on me. Trust me, the original post was about 3,000 words, more or less transcribing the conversations trying to figure out who is who.
6.Ultramantis Black vs MIYAWAKI One of my most anticipated matches of the evening certainly did not disappoint, as MIYAWAKI defeats Mantis. Nothing outstanding, but certainly fun stuff.
A young lady needs her booze cut off, as she decided to dance with Mantis' staff toward the finish, and then turned Robbie Ellis into the newest La Parkita with her dancing skillz.
You can guess what match is next based on that.
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Post by Panda Bear on Nov 16, 2007 21:33:46 GMT -5
BOO CREEPY FOOT DOCTORS!!! HURRAY CHIKARA!!! Excellent first post! Show sounds solid so far. Thanks ;D you seem like good people. And UMB vs. MIYAWAK!? MOTY 2007
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Nov 16, 2007 21:36:18 GMT -5
Dammit, I'm getting kicked off the computer. Someone finish up the results for me. MGH, I'm lookin' at you, brother.
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Post by MGH on Nov 16, 2007 21:38:30 GMT -5
You know I got your back Spank.
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