Post by Ken Ivory on Nov 26, 2007 9:17:52 GMT -5
Credit: Sean Carless @ thewrestlingfan.com:
Hey, as much as I'd love to expound on why building the Angle/Sting "dream match" around a creepy quasi-pedophilic Kurt Angle stalking Sting's teenaged son at a football game is a terrible way to promote your main event; or give my venomous two cents on pro-wrestling's only non-wrestling wrestling champion, Pacman Jones; or hell, give a number of reasons why bringing back the single worst concept in wrestling history since Verne Gagne hung a f***ing turkey on a pole, The REVERSE BATTLE ROYAL is just about the stupidest use of talent I can think of; but umm, why do all that, when you can just give them EVEN more terrible ideas? EXACTLY. I mean, why not? You can't hit any lower than rock bottom, baby. And lord knows they're already there.
That said, here's some *really awesome* reverse match concepts straight from your good friend, Sean Carless!
-The Reverse First Blood match! The first man to have his blood flow back inside his skull loses!
-The reverse "I Quit" match. This one can only end after one of the two competitors stops submitting.
- The reverse Royal Rumble! All 30 men start in the ring. Every 2 minutes, a superstar will leave the ring and go backstage never to be seen again. The last man remaining, after all 29 have left will be declared the winner.
-The First Man Standing match! Both men start flat on their backs. The first man to reach his feet for more than 10 seconds loses.
- The Softcore match! Wrestlers compete while placing a myriad of weapons safely back under the ring so no one gets hurt.
-Reverse Tables match! The first team to completely reassemble a broken table before their opponents WIN!
-The Falls Count Nowhere Match! That's right. Falls don't count anywhere. The Ref will just shrug his shoulders when wrestlers go for covers.
They're all yours, Vince. Consider it a gift!
Hey, as much as I'd love to expound on why building the Angle/Sting "dream match" around a creepy quasi-pedophilic Kurt Angle stalking Sting's teenaged son at a football game is a terrible way to promote your main event; or give my venomous two cents on pro-wrestling's only non-wrestling wrestling champion, Pacman Jones; or hell, give a number of reasons why bringing back the single worst concept in wrestling history since Verne Gagne hung a f***ing turkey on a pole, The REVERSE BATTLE ROYAL is just about the stupidest use of talent I can think of; but umm, why do all that, when you can just give them EVEN more terrible ideas? EXACTLY. I mean, why not? You can't hit any lower than rock bottom, baby. And lord knows they're already there.
That said, here's some *really awesome* reverse match concepts straight from your good friend, Sean Carless!
-The Reverse First Blood match! The first man to have his blood flow back inside his skull loses!
-The reverse "I Quit" match. This one can only end after one of the two competitors stops submitting.
- The reverse Royal Rumble! All 30 men start in the ring. Every 2 minutes, a superstar will leave the ring and go backstage never to be seen again. The last man remaining, after all 29 have left will be declared the winner.
-The First Man Standing match! Both men start flat on their backs. The first man to reach his feet for more than 10 seconds loses.
- The Softcore match! Wrestlers compete while placing a myriad of weapons safely back under the ring so no one gets hurt.
-Reverse Tables match! The first team to completely reassemble a broken table before their opponents WIN!
-The Falls Count Nowhere Match! That's right. Falls don't count anywhere. The Ref will just shrug his shoulders when wrestlers go for covers.
They're all yours, Vince. Consider it a gift!