Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Dec 6, 2007 4:30:09 GMT -5
Acording to a source who's cousin's sister walks the dog of a guy that overheard someone that may or may not have been in TNA creative, Vince Russo's gonna appear on TNA TV for the first time in years and announce that WCW was never really bought out by WWE. In his biggest swerve yet, he will reveal that he "faked" WCW's death to start from scratch with TNA. Not only did he fool us but also Vince McMahon and the WWE!! Why? Because it's Russo, of course!  |
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Mecca
Wade Wilson
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Post by Mecca on Dec 6, 2007 4:31:53 GMT -5
Oh cmon......they'll just have guys get in a fight at the food table and in a real fight....lockup....maybe they can even bring DDP and Bagwell back to do it.
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TheKillShot
Don Corleone
The man with the flan.
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Post by TheKillShot on Dec 6, 2007 9:02:36 GMT -5
In about 5 days your phone will ring, the other end of the line will be from Orlando.
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Dec 6, 2007 9:10:32 GMT -5
The (six sided) Ring?
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dsriggs
Samurai Cop
PHOTOBUCKET!!!!!!!!
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Post by dsriggs on Dec 6, 2007 9:13:50 GMT -5
"Well... actually... I'm not REALLY Vince Russo. I'm a horse!"
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 6, 2007 9:23:56 GMT -5
"Well... actually... I'm not REALLY Vince Russo. I'm a horse!" "I'm not really a horse... I'm a bunch of racoons!" |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 6, 2007 9:24:14 GMT -5
"I'm not really a bunch of racoons... I'm a horse!"
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dsriggs
Samurai Cop
PHOTOBUCKET!!!!!!!!
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Post by dsriggs on Dec 6, 2007 9:28:56 GMT -5
"To be honest with you Mike, I'm surprised. RIGHT IN THE FAAAAAACE!!!!"
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 6, 2007 9:33:56 GMT -5
"To be honest with you Mike, I'm surprised. RIGHT IN THE FAAAAAACE!!!!" "And by the way, I forgot... SPALDINGGGZZZZ!!!" |
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Dec 6, 2007 9:35:52 GMT -5
Acording to a source who's cousin's sister walks the dog of a guy that overheard someone that may or may not have been in TNA creative, Vince Russo's gonna appear on TNA TV for the first time in years and announce that WCW was never really bought out by WWE. In his biggest swerve yet, he will reveal that he "faked" WCW's death to start from scratch with TNA. Not only did he fool us but also Vince McMahon and the WWE!! Why? Because it's Russo, of course! Leading into a Six Sides of Flaming Steel, Death Certificate on a Pole Match, with special guest referee Jamie Kellner. |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 6, 2007 9:40:56 GMT -5
"In a match between Duggan and Fidel Sierra, the TV title was LITERALLY on the line... a washing line, suspended high above Judy Bagwell. The winner gets the title, the loser gets Bagwell... in a sense, they're both losers AND winners"
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Post by Cap'n Crud on Dec 6, 2007 19:17:22 GMT -5
I think one day it will be revealed that Vince Russo is actually a giant snake inside a man suit like in the GI Joe movie when it was revealed Cobra Commander was a snake inside a costume to look like a human.
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Post by BrodietheSlayer on Dec 6, 2007 19:28:57 GMT -5
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Post by Hensley on Dec 6, 2007 19:35:09 GMT -5
Only God knows.
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hollywood
King Koopa
the bullet dodger
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Post by hollywood on Dec 6, 2007 21:10:51 GMT -5
And even He's not totally certain. |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 7, 2007 4:57:51 GMT -5
I think one day it will be revealed that Vince Russo is actually a giant snake inside a man suit like in the GI Joe movie when it was revealed Cobra Commander was a snake inside a costume to look like a human. "Once... wasssss... a man!"  |
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Post by humorousled on Dec 7, 2007 15:34:16 GMT -5
No more swerves!!! TNA needs to focus on in ring wrestling and use humor in an effective manner, like they are doing with AJ, Christian on the mike, JB's facials as he interviews backstage, and Petey's new gimmick (that I like and has some potential). TNA needs to be 70% wrestling/30% humor to get the word out that they are the true alternative to what WWE does. It will be a while in coming, but, in the end TNA will increase its fanbase by doing it this way.
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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 7, 2007 15:38:05 GMT -5
Russo's next swerve:  |
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 7, 2007 15:55:55 GMT -5
Russo's next swerve: So let me get this straight. He's going to veer into the breakdown lane and then the horizon will be consumed by nuclear fire? |
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