David Young is shown in the back packing around in the parking lot, checking his watch. Borash runs out and asks him who he's waiting for. Young says that tonight is the night that the very foundation of TNA will be rocked to its core when his mystery man finally shows up. Young says that tonight, the FSNWO will be destroyed.
TNA iMPACT on FSN!
Erik Watts comes down to the ring and grabs a mic. Watts says that tonight is the night that he finally becomes DOA. Watts says he has been waiting for this moment the entire month. He says that before Fox Sports Net, he wanted to end his life. Watts says that he tried to hang himself, overdose, but nothing worked. He says that tonight, after he becomes DOA, he will finally have something to life for. Watts promises that things will change when he becomes DOA. He promises that Abyss will no longer have secrets. He says that all promos will be incredible, and that internet fans will send emails requesting matches to be booked. Watts says that the most important part is that played out authority figures will no longer be on TV when he is DOA. Watts says he has a match to get ready for and jogs to the back smiling, before tripping on the ramp.
In a courtroom with a big sign that says JUDGE RUDY, Hoyt Benoit and Kip James are sitting in the chairs. Judge Rudy Charles comes in, shuffles his papers, and says that the case of James v. Benoit is now in session, with Kip suing for child support.
RealVince is in the back with Shark Boy, looking angry. RealVince tells Shark Boy that he did a horrible job running the show last week and that he had way too many matches in the ring. RealVince tells Shark Boy he's lucky TNA isn't out of business already. He says that Shark Boy's punishment will be facing Quartermaine and Lex in a handicap match. He tells Shark Boy to leave. AJ walks up, and RealVince yells at him for being boring, and tells him that he's stripped of the X-Division title because it was a FAKE TITLE. RealVince pulls out the broken Y-Title belt from a few weeks back and says that an 8 man tournament will be set up for the real title. Next week, RealVince will announce the participants. AJ asks him why he's so mad? RealVince threatens to hit AJ and AJ runs away and hides behind a garbage can. RealVince looks into the camera and says that he has a message for Erik Watts. RV says that he asked God who he thought was gonna win, and God said RealVince, and RealVince always trusts God, so he knows that he will be fine.
Black Reign is in the ring with a mic. Reign cuts a promo on Tomko and demands that Tomko put the title on the line. RealVince comes out from the back and says that tonight, Reign will face Jay Lethal in a #1 Contender's match, and the winner will face Tomko in a Compton City Brawl Match for the NWA title. Reign looks excited as RealVince walks off.
TOMKO is backstage, laying on a table getting a massage from Gail Kim. He is watching on a monitor and suddenly stands up. "What the..?" Tomko looks sad as he sits on the table. Gail tries to console him but Tomko tells her she's done enough already. Gail leaves crying as Tomko lays down.
David Young is outside in the parking lot, pacing around. He sighs and pulls out his cell phone. He waits a few seconds and begins yelling into the phone for the person to "pick up their goddamn phone!" Young complains about how he keeps getting his voicemail and continues pacing..
Samoa Joe wheels himself out to the bottom of the ramp, followed by Christian Cage. They are each pushed out by nurses. The nurse tries to help Samoa Joe into the ring before CHRIS HARRIS and JAMES STORM run down to the ring and clothesline the nurses. Harris and Storm beat on Christian and Joe before Storm pulls out a rope from under the ring. Harris and Storm tie up Joe and Christian and get into the ring as the ref rings the bell.
CHRIS HARRIS & JAMES STORM VS CHRISTIAN & SAMOA JOE
Harris and Storm stand in the ring high fiving each other as the ref counts to 10.
WINNERS BY COUNT OUT: STORM & HARRIS
JUDGE RUDY's court is in session, and Kip James is on the stand. Kip says that Hoyt Benoit used to hold him at night and tell him he loved him. Kip says that then, he started doing steroids and then he would become violent. Kip says that once he was making dinner for Hoyt and forgot that he didn't like ketchup on his cheeseburger, so Hoyt BIG BOOTED him. Kip starts to cry and the prosecutor says "it's alright." Kip says that Baby Daniels used to want to play catch with him, but Hoyt would just lay around and do steroids all day. Kip says that she suspected that Hoyt was cheating on her with "that slut" Moolah. She says that once they divorced, Hoyt just quit paying child support because he wanted to spend the money on steroids. Hoyt is leaning back in the defendant's chair, laughing and smoking a cigarette as Kip cries on the stand. Kip says "I HATE YOU HOYT BENOIT. I HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE" as Hoyt flicks his cigarette butt at Kip and laughs.
Elix Skipper is shown on Kenny King live to be interviewed. Kenny King asks him about how he feels about his current role in TNA wrestling. Elix says that the whole show is a mess right now. Kenny asks Elix what happened to Triple X? Elix tells Kenny that Triple X all got caught up in their porn video productions instead of focusing on the belts, now Senshi is barely featured on the shows and Daniels has become a joke. Kenny, being a black man himself, asks how it feels to be the only African-American man to not have an enlarged member? Elix says he never had confidence growing up. Kenny King asks how long Elix has been using Extendz with no results? Elix says that he has been taking it for around six months. Kenny asks how he feels about being sued by President of Extendz, Ryan Wilson. Elix tells him that he shouldn't have to pay that son of a bitch a dime, because the pill has ruined his life. It has ruined any chance of finding a girlfriend he might have had.
Kenny King introduces his special surprise guest: The President of Extendz, RYAN WILSON. Ryan Wilson comes out screaming at Elix and security needs to separate them. Wilson and Elix exchange words, many of which are bleeped. Wilson starts to scream "I WANT MY MONEY." and starts pulling Elix's hair. Wilson yells to Elix that he'd better find a good lawyer. Security takes Elix and Wilson out as Kenny King sits, confused.
RealVince is in the back, sweet talking Nun Tilly. RealVince tells her that he "smells something nasty", and starts to smell down towards her.. TOMKO bursts in the door, flipping out on RealVince for having to defend his title. RealVince tells him to calm down and Tomko says he will take his title and go home if he has to defend it. RealVince again tells him to calm down and whispers something in his ear. Tomko "aah's" and nods at RealVince, smiling. Tomko then lays down on the floor, where a pillow, blanket and teddy bear are and begins to take a nap.
Big Tilly is watching the monitor, shaking his head, with Bruno. Tilly asks Bruno what the hell is going on. Tilly says that RealVince has no business being with his mother. He says that he doesn't even love her, he's just looking to get laid. Bruno tells him not to worry, because he's going to find a way to keep RealVince away from her.
Cut to the ring, where a plane ticket is dangling above the ring. Tenay announces that the following match is a ladder match, with the winner going on to face Tomko in a Compton House Brawl. Reign comes out to the ring with Truth and Pacman. Jay Lethal comes down and tries to talk to Truth and Pacman but Reign keeps blocking him. The ref rings the bell.
PLANE TICKET LADDER MATCH
#1 CONTENDER: COMPTON HOUSE BRAWL
BLACK REIGN VS JAY LETHAL
Jay Lethal tries to talk to Truth & Pacman but Truth & Pacman grab Lethal's arms and take him down. Pacman & Truth hold down Lethal and cover his mouth as Reign walks slowly to the outside of the ring, picks up a ladder, sets up the ladder in the ring, rolls back out, runs around high fiving the fans at ringside, rolls back into the ring, climbs the ladder, waves to everybody, and grabs the plane ticket!
WINNER AND #1 CONTENDER: BLACK REIGN
Truth and Pacman hold down Lethal as Reign starts to beat him down. Truth & Pacman join in, kicking him before throwing him out of the ring.
JUDGE RUDY is in session, and Hoyt Benoit is on the stand, hugging the tombstone of The Fabulous Moolah. Hoyt says that he has never done steroids, and he spent the money on church. Hoyt says that Kip wouldn't give it up, so he had to find someone new: the love of his life, the Fabulous Moolah. Hoyt says that he will try to pay child support if he gets custody of Baby Daniels on the weekends. Judge Rudy says that it's time for the jury to decide. The camera turns to the jury, who are none other than THE CREEPERS!
Buck and Lex come out to the ring, followed by Shark Boy
QUARTERMAINE/LOVETTE VS SHARK BOY
Shark Boy starts beating down both of them until RYAN WILSON comes out from the back and gets into the ring. RYAN WILSON tries to clothesline Shark Boy but Shark Boy ducks and drop kicks him out of the ring. WILSON stumbles over to a fan and grabs his sunglasses. Shark Boy trembles in fear as TRYTAN EXTENDS HIS ARM AT SHARK BOY. TRYTAN extends his arm and Shark Boy sprints out of the ring to the back, causing the ref to count him out.
WINNERS BY COUNT OUT: THE FSNWO
Steiner and The Inmates are sneaking around backstage, where they run into Rick Steiner. They start beating down Rick Steiner as Scott yells at him for putting into the retirement home. Steiner lines up the Inmates against the wall, except Kurt who is keeled over puking. Steiner kicks Angle in the face until he stands up straight. Steiner says he is now in charge, and they are going to follow his every order. Steiner marches down the line like a general and tells them that the first mission is, next week, to FIND OUT WHO THE MR. WRESTLINGS ARE. Steiner then goes down the line and BELLY SUPLEXES all of them.
Mike Tenay is in the ring hyping up the big match. He says that Dixie Carter is at ringside to watch the match. Tenay says that the winner will be the Director of Authority for TNA.
RealVince comes out to the ring with Nun Tilly. RealVince kisses her on the lips and gets into the ring, ready to fight. Watts' music hits and Watts poses at the top of the ramp. Suddenly the bell rings and THE FOX BOX APPEARS ON THE SCREEN. Watts sprints down the ramp but THE FOX BOX COUNTS DOWN TO ZERO.
WINNER AND STILL : REALVINCE
Watts drops to his knees and cries as RealVince walks by, flipping him off and slapping Nun Tilly's ass. Watts starts punching the ground and looking for the Fox Box. Watts looks under the ring and starts tearing apart the announcer's table before running around frantically.
JUDGE RUDY'S COURT is STILL in session. The CREEPER JURY comes out to the stand and Judge Rudy asks for their verdict. Sting says "We, the jury, find the defendant: Hoyt Benoit... GUILTY of not paying child support!" Judge Rudy sentences Hoyt Benoit to one day of house arrest and 3 minutes of community service. Hoyt starts flipping out and jumps the stand before hitting ALL of the CREEPER JURY in the head with Moolah's TOMBSTONE.
A limousine arrives at the arena as David Young starts jumping up and down excitedly. Young says "YES! HE'S FINALLY HERE!" before TRUTH and PACMAN walk out with Black Reign. Truth and Reign pat Young on the back and tell him that they'll see him next week. Reign, Truth, and Pacman get into the limo as it backs out and leaves.
SHOW ENDS.