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Post by Aceorton on Dec 19, 2007 3:22:53 GMT -5
Give it a shot. Come up with something that wouldn't be very good, but wouldn't be really bad, either.
Just ... average. Perfectly in the middle.
Use wrestlers from any era you like.
I'll start: Greg Valentine ('90) vs. Matt Hardy ('01).
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Dolph Zalgo
Don Corleone
He who waits behind the walls
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Dec 19, 2007 5:54:24 GMT -5
Virgil Vs. RelliK
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Dec 19, 2007 6:01:30 GMT -5
JYD vs Iceman King Parsons
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 19, 2007 7:11:50 GMT -5
Whoever it is, it'll start with a 5 minute test of strength which will go back and forth. Let's say Barry Horowitz and Steve Lombardi circa 1987.
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Post by skiller on Dec 19, 2007 7:12:02 GMT -5
Mike Sanders vs... dammit, I fail.
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Dec 19, 2007 7:24:31 GMT -5
Whoever it is, it'll start with a 5 minute test of strength which will go back and forth. Let's say Barry Horowitz and Steve Lombardi circa 1987. Surely the headlock, push-out, run ropes, clothesline or shoulderblock combo would be the most average start to a match? Bob Orton (1987) vs Randy Orton (2005). |
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 19, 2007 7:53:59 GMT -5
Whoever it is, it'll start with a 5 minute test of strength which will go back and forth. Let's say Barry Horowitz and Steve Lombardi circa 1987. Surely the headlock, push-out, run ropes, clothesline or shoulderblock combo would be the most average start to a match? Bob Orton (1987) vs Randy Orton (2005). I'll go one up and say the match will be between two heels who each offer the other a handshake and the go back and forth not trusting the other  |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 19, 2007 8:21:40 GMT -5
Mr America vs Hulk Hogan.
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Post by big nasty on Dec 19, 2007 9:29:27 GMT -5
current kevin thorn vs kenny dykstra
*edit: i guess this is actaully the most 'meh' match possible
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Post by YouStayClassy on Dec 19, 2007 9:56:09 GMT -5
John Cena vs. Hulk Hogan.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 19, 2007 11:16:47 GMT -5
Brett Major vs. Brian Major
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midicai
Samurai Cop
Did i mention the porthole defoggers?
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Post by midicai on Dec 19, 2007 11:57:17 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes 07 vs hardcore holly 07.......wait.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 19, 2007 12:16:12 GMT -5
I have a few:
The Smoking Gunns (1993) vs. La Resistance (2003)
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan (1991) vs. Repo Man (1992)
Paul Roma (1991) vs. Test (2000)
Henry Godwinn (1995) vs. The Big Boss Man (1991)
The Barbarrian (1991) vs. Kevin Thorn (2006)
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Post by bubbles on Dec 19, 2007 12:26:27 GMT -5
billy gunn v jeff jarret
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Dec 19, 2007 13:38:30 GMT -5
Maven vs. Cody Rhodes
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Reverend BTY
Hank Scorpio
Christian Troy: God's Gift
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Post by Reverend BTY on Dec 19, 2007 14:01:25 GMT -5
Jimmy Rave vs Kenny Dykstra.
As far as I'm concerned, they both are the definition of 'average'.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 19, 2007 14:27:23 GMT -5
I might have thought of some more.
-Hercules (1988) vs. Scott Hall (1995)
-Glacier (1999) vs. Van Hammer (1992)
-The Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, Joey Abs)(2000) vs. Brad, Scott and Steve Armstrong (1996)
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Joekishi
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Joekishi on Dec 19, 2007 15:48:16 GMT -5
Robert Roode vs. Ken Kenneddy
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Post by stevieraymark on Dec 20, 2007 7:05:34 GMT -5
i gotta go with at their very peak ability
bj whitmer vs jerry flynn
bart gunn vs salvatore sincere
bull buchanan vs sylvan grenier
hornswoggle vs brian danielson vs kenta kobashi. three way dance (despite meltzer awarding it 5 stars because kobashi is in it)
ernest miller vs tatanka
konnan vs the miz
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Post by jordenisgood on Dec 20, 2007 8:13:10 GMT -5
^ Heh, you got me with the BJ Whitmer one there, I was going to use him. So;
Steve "Mongo" McMichael (thanks to your avatar) vs. Steve Blackman!
BATTLE OF THE STEVE'S!
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