ROH wrestlers Christmas/Chanukah lists

[Chuckie Finster]

Here's the article from ROHwrestling.com

We Have A Stooge In Santa's House
Wednesday, December 19, 2007

ROHwrestling.com has sources everywhere. An elf deep inside Santa's operation slipped us the Christmas lists of some of ROH's wrestlers and personalities. Take a look:

Jay Briscoe's Christmas list:
1) An exhaust for my motorcycle
2) A Throwback Jack Tatum Jersey
3) Dogfood
4) Rockband for X-Box 360

Mark Briscoe's Christmas list:
1) Double barrell shotgun
2) Jet-pack
3) A bunch of barbed wire for Age Of The Fall

Kevin Steen's Christmas list:
1) Shaving cream and a razor.
2) Picture of myself.
3) A new cage to keep Generico in.
4) Hangman Three's heads hanging on my living room wall.

El Generico's Christmas list:
*Interpreted through a translator to the best of his abilities, as it was scribbled on a napkin
1) 3lbs ground beef
2) 2 cups Chopped Mushrooms
3) 1 cup diced Jalapeno
5) 20 cups of beating up Hangmen 3

Booker Gabe Sapolsky's Chanukah (or Christmas) list:
1) Iphone
2) Phillies tickets
3) A healthy year for everyone

Referee Paul Turner's Christmas list:
1) New ref shirt
2) Money
3) To be able to referee Chris Hero Matches

Erick Stevens' Christmas List:
1) Hair Gel
2) As I Lay Dying T-Shirt
3) Protein Powder
4) Headphones

Lenny Leonard's Christmas list:
1) Matching ROH blazers for me and Prazak
2) My own microphone
3) Trip to Italy

Chasyn Rance's Chanukah (or Christmas) list:
1) A fully rehabed right ankle
2) 2008 Mercedes-Benz CLS 550
3) 13 tons of Seaweed
4) The Skeleton of an African Rhinoceros

Tank Toland's Christmas list:
1) More weights (I've grown out of the ones I have...AGAIN)
2) A workout session with Arnold Schwartenegger (so I can teach him a thing or two)
3) New workout suits SIZE XXXL (anything else is too tight)
4) A REALLY BIG mirror (to admire my striking features and chiseled physique)
5) New treadmill (Dempsey broke the shocks on my current one)

Human Tornado's Christmas List
1) A New Pimped out Suit
2) Britney Spears
3) Money$$$

Mitch Franklin's Christmas list:
1) A new trophy
2) Boots with 6 inch lifts
3) A Playstation 3

Larry Sweeney's Christmas list:
1 & 2) Tanning bed along with a year's supply of Shrine brand tanning sizzler lotion.
3) Membership in Sunglasses of the Month Club.
4) Mobile video conferencing system.
5) Full-time Thai masseuse.
6) Contract obligating Claudio Castagnoli to a year of indentured servitude

Referee Todd Sinclair's Christmas List:
1) Continued respect for ROH officials
2) Autographed photos of Tim White, Tommy Young, and David Manning
3) Good health to ROH's roster and fans

Nigel McGuinness' Christmas list:
1) New bicep
2) Soup for opponents after lariat (since they can't chew)
3) Cabinet case for ROH belt (for when I get to keep it after record title reign)

We have also uncovered Nigel's shopping list:
1) Clam digging spade for Bryan Danielson
2) "Coherent Promos For Dummies" book for Roderick Strong
3) Propecia for Claudio Castagnoli

We hope you have a great holiday season. Thank you for all your support in 2007 and we look forward to a great 2008!!!

So comment, add your own lists for the wrestlers or critique why Steen and Generico are on here since they're Canadian and celebrate Boxing Day.

[Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby]

That was pretty damn funny. Steen's in particular is gold.

[KevFalcön07]

does Mark REALLY need a shotgun?

[DJ Peapod]

The Age of the Fall Gift list:

1) Hawthorne Heights CD collection
2) A razor for Necro
3) A razor for Jimmy Jacobs and Tyler Black...so they can cut themselves
4) A not so crazy boyfriend for Lacey

[Chainsaw]

I am very disappointed that there is no Christmas list for Delirious.

[mysterydriver]

chainsawiscaw said:

I am very disappointed that there is no Christmas list for Delirious.

I'd expect it to look like this...


Delirious' Christmas List:

1. UEgbf92p8e0ciw!!!(rv9s
B. YEilrrrd3#PaperpaperpaperpaperpaperYEW@(*83919
III. Cheese.

[mcmahonfan85]

Tank Toland's Christmas list:
1) More weights (I've grown out of the ones I have...AGAIN)
2) A workout session with Arnold Schwartenegger (so I can teach him a thing or two)
3) New workout suits SIZE XXXL (anything else is too tight)
4) A REALLY BIG mirror (to admire my striking features and chiseled physique)
5) New treadmill (Dempsey broke the shocks on my current one)

Larry Sweeney's Christmas list:
1 & 2) Tanning bed along with a year's supply of Shrine brand tanning sizzler lotion.
3) Membership in Sunglasses of the Month Club.
4) Mobile video conferencing system.
5) Full-time Thai masseuse.
6) Contract obligating Claudio Castagnoli to a year of indentured servitude

these two have been kind and generous all years, especially to that ungrateful fat ass Bobby Dempsey, and Santa should bring them everything they ask for and more

(also i think its funny Toland and Dempsey wear the same size clothes)

Referee Todd Sinclair's Christmas List:
1) Continued respect for ROH officials

We have also uncovered Nigel's shopping list:
2) "Coherent Promos For Dummies" book for Roderick Strong

these two just killed me

[HMARK Center]

bwo4lyfe said:

does Mark REALLY need a shotgun?

Nah, just give him back his bullets.


...Sorry.


Love Generico's, but BOOOO on you, Gabe! Phillies tickets?! Yeah, fine, you're from Philly, but I'm STILL angry!

[FHgrad99]

So what would Chaysn Rance do with 13 tons of seaweed?

[The Line]

fhgrad99 said:

So what would Chaysn Rance do with 13 tons of seaweed?

a better question. Why the hell is he even on this list?

[mcmahonfan85]

thebluedevil said:

fhgrad99 said:

So what would Chaysn Rance do with 13 tons of seaweed?

a better question. Why the hell is he even on this list?

because they're planning on bringing The YRR into ROH in 2008

though i'd much rather know what the number on athlete in Ring of Honor, Chris Hero, wants for Christmas. i'd ask what Aries would want, but i wasn't sure if your personal Jesus celebrated Christmas on December 25 or April 15 (his birthday)

[Panda Bear]

tdog231 said:

2) "Coherent Promos For Dummies" book for Roderick Strong

;D