Jake Roberts! Rehab! Together at last!

[drjayphd (feat. Pitbull)]

So sez Wrestling Observer... or PWInsider... one of those:

Jake "The Snake" Roberts has recently entered a nine week rehabilitation program for numerous substance problems that he is trying to rid himself of, after taking up WWE's offer to help former stars with drug problems. Speaking to online wrestling game www.LegendsChampionshipWrestling.com, his former sister-in-law Nickla Roberts said "Jake needs prayers and support from all of us".

Here's hoping he can make it work.

[mcmahonfan85]

this is about two weeks too late

[drjayphd (feat. Pitbull)]

...I searched for this in the last week because it just got posted tonight.

[dsriggs]

"They tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'Rehab? What the hell is that s**t? Is that chocolate or something?'"

[Agent P]

Another reason why Rehab is having the Best Year Ever.