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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 17, 2007 19:46:47 GMT -5
As one who aspires to reach Valhalla I must vote Thor. However, it doesn't change the fact that he is a cross dresser. How exactly is Thor a cross-dresser?
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Dec 17, 2007 19:52:16 GMT -5
As one who aspires to reach Valhalla I must vote Thor. However, it doesn't change the fact that he is a cross dresser. How exactly is Thor a cross-dresser? well, ever seen a Viking? They were bearskin, and horned helmets. Thor's attire is not viking attire, it is Valkyrie attire. Female warriors of Asgard. Wings on the helmet, the chest plate, the whole get up is Valkyrie, therefore, Thor, is a cross dresser. They designed him to look cool, they just forgot historical background and put him in a woman's attire. Gives "by Odin's Beard" a whole new meaning.
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Post by RingoJ is a Horrible Man on Dec 18, 2007 1:53:22 GMT -5
Both Thor and Hellboy got robbed.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 18, 2007 2:01:12 GMT -5
I'd like to point out real Nordic helmets weren't horned. More accurate would be like Gimli's in Lord of the Rings.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 18, 2007 9:38:55 GMT -5
I'd like to point out real Nordic helmets weren't horned. More accurate would be like Gimli's in Lord of the Rings. Aye. And I doubt the Nordic outlook on Valkyries was anything like what we see in comic books and such today. Meaning that both Thor and the Valkyries he's being compared to aren't wearing what they would have worn if they were real, making the whole point moot.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 18, 2007 9:54:33 GMT -5
Mystique takes down Thor (This didn't surprise me, she normally does quite well) ---------------------------- Up next ... Lobo - DC: Lobo is a Czarnian (originally a Velorpian in the Omega Men series) with exceptional strength and fortitude. He enjoys nothing better than mindless violence and intoxication. Killing is an end in itself; his name is Khundian for "he who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it." He is also arrogant and self-centered, focusing almost solely on his own pleasures, although he proudly lives up to his word -- but exactly his word: no more or no less than what he promised. Lobo is the last of his kind, having committed complete genocide by killing all the other Czarnians for fun. Lobo has superhuman strength, stamina, durability, a superhuman sense of smell, regenerative healing factor, immortality (Heaven and Hell chucked him out), genius level intellect and the ability to track anyone or anything across galaxies. (Defeated Rhino and The Scarlet Witch) vs The Red Skull - Marvel: The Red Skull, Johann Schmidt, was a former Nazi general officer and confidant of Adolf Hitler. He has been closely affiliated with HYDRA and is an enemy of S.H.I.E.L.D., The Avengers, and the interests of the United States of America and of the free world in general yet has no superhuman abilities. He was a highly gifted strategist and political mastermind. When The Red Skull acquired the super-soldier serum enhanced cloned body of Steve Rogers he was endowed with a body that was in perfect physical condition, with strength, speed, agility, dexterity, reflexes, coordination, balance, and physical endurance that exceeded that of any Olympic athlete who ever performed. Despite the scar tissue covering his face and head, his senses were still above-average. He was trained in the use of most conventional firearms and was a good hand-to-hand combatant. The Red Skull is commonly portrayed as one of the Marvel Universe's most genuinely frightening major villains. He typically armed himself with a trick cigarette that could fire fatal poison gas — his trademark "Dust of Death" — toward his victim that distorts the victim's face into a "red skull". (Defeated Electro and The Green Lantern) The Red Skull has my vote, for being a simple but very effective bad guy.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 18, 2007 10:09:37 GMT -5
The Red Skull has my vote as well.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 18, 2007 10:41:16 GMT -5
Red Skull.
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Post by jamofpearls on Dec 18, 2007 10:41:27 GMT -5
lobo
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Post by chiefdom on Dec 18, 2007 11:04:42 GMT -5
red skull
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 18, 2007 11:04:53 GMT -5
Lobo. I'll never forgive the Skull for what he did to the Lantern.
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Post by The Raven on Dec 18, 2007 11:07:23 GMT -5
The Main Man.
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Post by hollywood on Dec 18, 2007 11:27:48 GMT -5
The Main Man. Even though it's too late.
Seriously. You have a red skull for a face. And for this, you're one of Marvel's top villains?
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Dec 18, 2007 12:17:27 GMT -5
The Red Skull continues to defy the odds and takes down Lobo --------------------------------------- Up next ... Nightwing - DC: The former protector of Bludhaven and now New York. Dick Grayson possesses the peak athletic strength and endurance of a man in his early twenties who regularly engages in intensive physical exercise. His detective and martial arts skills rival that of Batman's, making him one of the greatest crime fighters alive. Originally just Batman's sidekick as Robin he has matured and now goes by the name Nightwing. He went on to have his own series, lead the Teen Titans and is member of most of the other major hero groups in the DC universe. (Defeated Dragonman and Annihilus) vs Wolverine - Marvel: A mutant, Wolverine possesses animal-keen senses, enhanced physical capabilities, and a healing factor that allows him to recover from virtually any wound. This healing ability enabled the supersoldier program Weapon X to bond the near indestructible metal alloy adamantium to his skeletal system that includes razor-sharp retractable claws. He is also a master of hand-to-hand combat and martial arts. He is mainly a member of the X-men, but has teamed with avengers and worked on his own. Wolverine sometimes lapses into a "berserker rage" while in close combat. In this state he lashes out with the intensity and aggression of a mindless animal and is even more resistant to psionic attack. Though he loathes it, he acknowledges that it has saved his life many times. Though seemingly brutish, Wolverine is actually extremely intelligent. Due to his increased lifespan, he has traveled the world and amassed an intimate knowledge of foreign languages and cultures. (Defeated Cyborg and Loki) I don't like Nightwing at all, so Wolverine has my vote.
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Post by hollywood on Dec 18, 2007 12:18:14 GMT -5
Nightwing
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Post by chiefdom on Dec 18, 2007 12:18:37 GMT -5
nightwing
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 18, 2007 12:19:08 GMT -5
The Main Man. Even though it's too late. Seriously. You have a red skull for a face. And for this, you're one of Marvel's top villains? Yup. Just like how Lex Luthor is a top villain for being bald and the Joker is a top villain for being a clown. Edit: And I vote Wolverine.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 18, 2007 12:19:26 GMT -5
Nightwing.
Sorry, he's the first freaking Robin. Been around and done more than Wolverine has, and is less overexposed.
Not that I don't like Wolverine, I do. I just like Nightwing a lot more.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 18, 2007 12:21:04 GMT -5
Nightwing for the upset.
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Post by hollywood on Dec 18, 2007 12:22:40 GMT -5
*ahem* You're welcome spanky.
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