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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 4, 2008 4:59:57 GMT -5
Nottingham Forest are that girl that was once really, really hot, and boy didn't she know it. But now, she really let herself go, and people let her know about this on a daily basis.
Yep... Nottingham Forest is Tammy Sytch c. 2004. Hope they can make the same comeback.
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HoagieWithPastrami
Dennis Stamp
Enroll now in the Ben Roethlisberger motorcycle safety course!!!
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Post by HoagieWithPastrami on Jan 4, 2008 5:09:20 GMT -5
Hot chick that everyone wants at first.
She gets a good date to the prom, but then about two weeks before the prom everyone finds out she has genital warts or some other horrifying defect.
(Pittsburgh Steelers this season)
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Jan 4, 2008 12:41:09 GMT -5
Arsenal are the young girl who looks really attractive, but whos lack of toughness lets her down, which leads to missed chances.
Now though she is starting to blossom.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 4, 2008 12:42:15 GMT -5
Arsenal are the young girl who looks really attractive, but whos lack of toughness lets her down, which leads to missed chances. Now though she is starting to blossom. A lot more people like her now, not like when she was a cynical old broad who used to get away with moider.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 4, 2008 12:42:19 GMT -5
Being a Cleveland sports fan is like spending the first 30 or so years of your life without sex, then you finally meet a sweet girl who is really into you. After several dates, she says that she wants to have sex this weekend. After hours setting up your "love nest" in preparation for her arrival, she calls you and says that she has a headache, and to postpone it until next weekend. You try her again next week, and she gives you the same response. Repeat ad nauseum until she decides to break up with you for no reason. Almost right. I would say my experiance as a Cleveland sports fan is like dating a beautiful girl who was known as a nympho before you met her. She will keep teasing you by talking dirty and wearing sexy outfits, but you never actually get any. Then one night you come home and she has candles lit, and a romantic dinner laid out for you. You have the time of your life with her at dinner run up stairs and take a bath together. Then you run to the bed room and start to get it on your are in a state of euphoria its the best you have ever had. You laying there and can not belive how wonderfully lucky you are. Suddenly just before you ejaculate she grabs your penis and cuts it off. She throws it across the room laughs at you then hits herself in the eye and calls the cops. They sew your penis back on then you are arrested and sent to jail for domestic battery. This was not the first time she has done this to you, and you know it wont be the last, but you can't help your self you know that the second your let out you will beg her to take you back. And the cycle just keeps repeating itself over and over again. That's a bit more accurate. Although I don't know if a person's penis can survive being cut off that many times.
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