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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 2, 2008 15:43:04 GMT -5
woman or man (depending on your gender or sexuality) who would it be. Description of a type of person or a specific celeb or person would work.
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Jan 2, 2008 15:50:40 GMT -5
Ones that won't put out for long periods of time, and then when they do, they rarely satisfy(that goes for all Seattle teams).
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Post by gsguy on Jan 2, 2008 15:52:10 GMT -5
Based on this year... The Mets would be the guy who gets ready to have sex, only for it to end prematurely  |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 2, 2008 16:24:07 GMT -5
The Knicks are a really expensive Whore that will lay on the couch and watch Reality TV while you are laying there in bed wondering why the ugly skank isn't doing the job you paid her to do.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2008 16:31:07 GMT -5
Patriots = Chuck Norris.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 2, 2008 16:34:40 GMT -5
Godly...but an alcoholic and unreliable
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 2, 2008 18:06:00 GMT -5
Being a Cleveland sports fan is like spending the first 30 or so years of your life without sex, then you finally meet a sweet girl who is really into you. After several dates, she says that she wants to have sex this weekend. After hours setting up your "love nest" in preparation for her arrival, she calls you and says that she has a headache, and to postpone it until next weekend. You try her again next week, and she gives you the same response. Repeat ad nauseum until she decides to break up with you for no reason.
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Post by kittylimits on Jan 2, 2008 18:36:16 GMT -5
The Pistons are the guy who on paper, would be perfect. But he's also the guy that never had to try hard to get laid so would be terrible in bed. Thus...No orgasms.
The Tigers were the losers in High School, who redeemed themselves with 4.0 in Community College. But now, they've just transfered to a great university and hopefully are about to graduate and become successful....
The Lions are the toothless, jobless, but very kind and ambitious and impossible to hate guy.
Michigan (football) is the one time successful business man who made some poor stock decisions but recently hired a non-traditional coach so we'll see.
The Red Wings are the best friend who have always been there and are loyal and reliable, but I would feel too weird to sleep with or marry.
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Jan 2, 2008 21:16:59 GMT -5
The Portland Trail Blazers is that guy who just couldn't stay out of trouble after having something horrible happen to him. However his finally getting his life back together...
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Jan 2, 2008 21:23:24 GMT -5
Since i love the Steelers i guess i would compare them to Ben Affleck, you know do great make it to the top and then fall flat on there face for the next few years.
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 2, 2008 22:15:46 GMT -5
England football squad=Had one thrill a long time ago and ever since then you just cant reach that climax
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Johnny
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Post by Johnny on Jan 2, 2008 22:16:42 GMT -5
A winner of winnernest porptions.
YAY PATRIOTS!
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Post by scottyno on Jan 2, 2008 22:22:58 GMT -5
The patriots are the super hot girl that everyone wants but no one can have
The red sox are your former girlfriend you used to date until she broke your heart when you were both young but has now matured and you love her again
The celtics are the girl next door you had a crush on, but she moved away and you hadn't seen her in years until you saw her at a party one night and she was wicked hot
and the bruins are the ugly girl in the corner that no one wants to talk to
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 2, 2008 22:48:16 GMT -5
The Devils are the girl that I'm crazy about but not everyone seems to see what I do. Lets name her Anne-Marie Vikings are that girl that was like the hottest for like a couple of years. Made some stupid mistakes and while still decent no where near what she once was. The Mets is that girl that I met and it seemed like a sure thing but something got in the way multiple times to the point where I know its just not going to happen soon but I have no freakin idea how the smurf it all went wrong  . Lets name her Maxine. And now we had a little glimpse in the life of RT. |
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Post by bubbles on Jan 2, 2008 23:29:03 GMT -5
Workington AFC. Well they are in the middle of the Blue Square North...but I love them. So I'll compare them to someone that isn't doing to well but I have a soft spot for.
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Post by jmac950 on Jan 4, 2008 1:04:57 GMT -5
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Montreal Canadiens: Cindy Crawford. They maybe a little old, and they won't achieve the success they had in their heyday, but, they are still sexy, and I'd totally tap that ass.
Miami Dolphins: Britney Spears. They were sexy a few years ago, but now they are one big train wreck. They could become Mariah Carey if they comeback next season.
Michigan Wolverines. . . Lindsay Lohan. They have a whole lot of talent, sexy, but waste it on booze, drugs, and sex. They get alot of media attention, thus pissing everyone off. Liking the Wolverines is a lot like having sex with Lindsay. It's out of hate, but it feels oh so good.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 4, 2008 1:19:00 GMT -5
You'd never get to sleep with her. She'd never pull the goalie. The goalie is the whole team. Plus, I still wouldn't like all the Swedish guys hanging around her.
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Post by Dean-o on Jan 4, 2008 2:11:06 GMT -5
My New Jersey Nets would be the the guy I hire who has a great resume, but yet turns out to be a disappointment once he starts working.
Then again, after our terrible open, we are only 1 game under .500...
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Post by FrankGotch on Jan 4, 2008 2:47:45 GMT -5
Being a Cleveland sports fan is like spending the first 30 or so years of your life without sex, then you finally meet a sweet girl who is really into you. After several dates, she says that she wants to have sex this weekend. After hours setting up your "love nest" in preparation for her arrival, she calls you and says that she has a headache, and to postpone it until next weekend. You try her again next week, and she gives you the same response. Repeat ad nauseum until she decides to break up with you for no reason. Almost right. I would say my experiance as a Cleveland sports fan is like dating a beautiful girl who was known as a nympho before you met her. She will keep teasing you by talking dirty and wearing sexy outfits, but you never actually get any. Then one night you come home and she has candles lit, and a romantic dinner laid out for you. You have the time of your life with her at dinner run up stairs and take a bath together. Then you run to the bed room and start to get it on your are in a state of euphoria its the best you have ever had. You laying there and can not belive how wonderfully lucky you are. Suddenly just before you ejaculate she grabs your penis and cuts it off. She throws it across the room laughs at you then hits herself in the eye and calls the cops. They sew your penis back on then you are arrested and sent to jail for domestic battery. This was not the first time she has done this to you, and you know it wont be the last, but you can't help your self you know that the second your let out you will beg her to take you back. And the cycle just keeps repeating itself over and over again. |
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Post by Loki on Jan 4, 2008 4:48:20 GMT -5
Rosenborg BK is a pretty girl who sometimes just look not-so-pretty. Especially when you're least expecting that. And then when you're "giving up" on her, she manages to stun you again.
Odd Grenland is the average/uggo girl you can't understand why you've fallen for, but you can't stop liking her.
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. Lets name her Maxine.
