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Post by punkish on Jan 3, 2008 11:26:50 GMT -5
He is from a small town.
His dad is from a small town.
He was born in a small town.
He was raised in a small town.
He went to school in a small town.
He fell in love in a small town.
He has nothing against the big town.
He wants to be buried in a small town.
Thank you.
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icansleep
Don Corleone
Wasn't Hornswoggled
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Post by icansleep on Jan 3, 2008 12:24:27 GMT -5
This made me laugh.
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BRV
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants him some Taco Flavored Kisses.
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Post by BRV on Jan 3, 2008 15:58:13 GMT -5
And don't forget:
He can stand beside ideals he thinks are right
And he can stand beside the idea to stand and fight
He does believe there's a dream for everyone
This is his country
From the East Coast to the West Coast
Down the Dixie Highway, and back home
This is his country
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 3, 2008 16:13:37 GMT -5
He tells stories about Jack and Diane
Did you know that they were two American kids growin' up in the heartland?
Jackie was gonna be a football star.
Diane was the debutante in the backseat of Jackie's car.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 3, 2008 16:55:07 GMT -5
He fights Authority. Authority always wins.
His nights are always lonely ol' nights, custom made for someone like you and me.
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
GIFs | Shitposts | Fun
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jan 3, 2008 17:07:57 GMT -5
And, I hear, he has little pink houses for you and me.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 3, 2008 20:37:35 GMT -5
He gave a free concert out at his house on Lake Monroe this past summer. It may very well be the coolest place to have a concert, complete with bald eagles flying overhead (there are several nests there).
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 3, 2008 21:50:17 GMT -5
His middle name isn't Couger
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 3, 2008 22:15:14 GMT -5
Ok, this is like the 10th thread I've read today that doesn't make any sense to me. In the words of Booker T, I'm getting too old for this *beep*.
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jan 3, 2008 23:17:48 GMT -5
He's a bad influence on kids. He teaches them to roll up short sleeves over their shoulder to prove how badass they are.
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Post by Dick Foley on Jan 4, 2008 5:25:12 GMT -5
He smokes a carton of cigarettes.....
A DAY!
And I think he had an accident with a plow. I heard it was pretty bloody. I think it was raining at the time as his scarecrow was pretty wet.
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Cheeba
Don Corleone
Matt Striker for VP
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Post by Cheeba on Jan 4, 2008 8:57:22 GMT -5
When John Mellencamp fights authority, the authority always wins. Especially if that authority is a supergroup comprised of Chuck Norris, Chris Sabin & Sid Vicious.
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 4, 2008 9:10:34 GMT -5
He had a lotta girls in his life that never meant that much to him(hadda go with an obscure one) this thread is gold!
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 4, 2008 10:29:38 GMT -5
He wanted love
With no involvement
So he chased the wind
Thats all his silly life required
And the days of vanity
Went on forever
And he saw his days burn up
Like paper in fire
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