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Post by THE Dinobot on Jan 2, 2008 0:08:59 GMT -5
i forgot to tell you, duke. your soulmate died 3 years ago. sorry dude What a plot twist! I was the one who killed your soulmate. Was very desperate for your attention, but only now could man up to tell you.
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Post by I'm The Cool One on Jan 2, 2008 0:09:33 GMT -5
i forgot to tell you, duke. your soulmate died 3 years ago. sorry dude What a plot twist! WHAT A TWEEST!
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Post by casualobserver on Jan 2, 2008 0:10:45 GMT -5
Rocky Horror gets my vote. Maybe if I went to one of those theatres where they go all out and do crazy stuff when they watch it, I'd change my tune. But I saw it on TV a few times and wasn't even mildly amused. I've seen the movie, and the crazy stuff in the theaters are a great distraction to what a pile of shit that movie is.
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Post by The Line on Jan 2, 2008 0:15:16 GMT -5
I was the one who killed your soulmate. Was very desperate for your attention, but only now could man up to tell you. MAN UP!!!!
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Post by BRV on Jan 2, 2008 0:36:18 GMT -5
Do Kevin Smith films count? Cause i've seen the majority, and hated them all. I agree. Actually, there was a video floating around on YouTube or Break.com, that it was Kevin Smith at one of his giant nerd/absurd cult following conventions, and there was a Q&A with the audience, and everyone was basically jerking him off, until one guy stepped up to the mic and said: {paraphrased} "Um, yeah...do you ever plan on making any original movie with re-hashing every one of your old characters and it won't suck?" Smith stood there at his podium for about five seconds and then responded with a "Your Mom..." joke.
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Post by Dick Foley on Jan 2, 2008 0:38:00 GMT -5
"Pink Floyd: The Wall" - I am a huge Pink Floyd fan but, this movie just sucks. There are parts that are good but, its really confusing and has no ending.
"The Goonies" - Sorry, I never got it as a kid and I still don't as an adult.
"Heavy Metal" - It looks bad. I think it's only a cult movie because it show cartoon hoo-has
"Donnie Darko" - Donnie was not Jesus. Take that joint out of your mouth and join us in the real world.
"Brokeback Mountain" - Gay men getting it on with Anne Hathaway. Burn it!
"Super Troopers" - I don't see how it is funny. Someone explain it to me.
"Old School" - Yeah, no.
"Rushmore" - It was more creepy than funny.
"Fargo" - Two hours of "dontchya know?" and "eh!" and watching a pregnant lady is too much.
"Earnest does/goes/saves ......" - KnowwhatImean, Vern?
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Post by BRV on Jan 2, 2008 0:41:54 GMT -5
Or anything by Tim Burton... So many people drink the Burton/Depp kool-aid that they cant see the forest through the trees, ya know? IMO his movies are just all around boring and overly "gothic" if you will... burton tries to be gothic... and it's painfully obvious to me that he's trying way too hard. Agreed 100%. When the preview for SWEENEY TODD came out, I just rolled my eyes and thought, "Ah jeez, here's another weird Tim Burton pseudo-goth movie with Johnny Depp in crazy makeup..." I'm just waiting for the next one to come around in three years, when you know they're gonna do another one, and the band geeks will flock to it. Thank God SWEENEY TODD flopped at the box office. Maybe its a sign from the public that people are officially tired of Burton/Depp's sad act.
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Post by I'm The Cool One on Jan 2, 2008 0:45:33 GMT -5
It's simply classic slapstick/low brow humor. I enjoyed the hell out of it.
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Jan 2, 2008 0:48:36 GMT -5
Do Kevin Smith films count? Cause i've seen the majority, and hated them all. I agree. Actually, there was a video floating around on YouTube or Break.com, that it was Kevin Smith at one of his giant nerd/absurd cult following conventions, and there was a Q&A with the audience, and everyone was basically jerking him off, until one guy stepped up to the mic and said: {paraphrased} "Um, yeah...do you ever plan on making any original movie with re-hashing every one of your old characters and it won't suck?" Smith stood there at his podium for about five seconds and then responded with a "Your Mom..." joke. Ohhh if only i was a mod you'd both be gone into the eternal hell of banned
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Post by Dick Foley on Jan 2, 2008 0:50:51 GMT -5
Mallrats wasn't horrible. Dogma was fairly good.
Obviously Jersey Girl sucked a big Donkey Dicker.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 2, 2008 0:51:10 GMT -5
I hate Kevin Smith movies.
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Jan 2, 2008 0:52:52 GMT -5
I hate Kevin Smith movies. Me too.
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Post by I'm The Cool One on Jan 2, 2008 0:53:14 GMT -5
i like most of them.
clerks was brilliant
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 2, 2008 0:53:18 GMT -5
I like most of these. A couple I agree with, Napoloeon Dynamite and Borat I didn't care for, but the majority I really like, and some are among my favorite films.. weird.
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Post by The Line on Jan 2, 2008 0:53:38 GMT -5
Or anything by Tim Burton... So many people drink the Burton/Depp kool-aid that they cant see the forest through the trees, ya know? IMO his movies are just all around boring and overly "gothic" if you will... burton tries to be gothic... and it's painfully obvious to me that he's trying way too hard. Agreed 100%. When the preview for SWEENEY TODD came out, I just rolled my eyes and thought, "Ah jeez, here's another weird Tim Burton pseudo-goth movie with Johnny Depp in crazy makeup..." I'm just waiting for the next one to come around in three years, when you know they're gonna do another one, and the band geeks will flock to it. Thank God SWEENEY TODD flopped at the box office. Maybe its a sign from the public that people are officially tired of Burton/Depp's sad act. eh, it would be kinda hard to not do it in a dark fashion.
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Jan 2, 2008 0:54:20 GMT -5
i like most of them. clerks was brilliant I totaly agree, atlast we have found someone with a good cinema mind.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 2, 2008 0:57:58 GMT -5
i like most of them. clerks was brilliant I totaly agree, atlast we have found someone with a good cinema mind. Yes, excuse me and my poor taste.
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Jan 2, 2008 0:59:21 GMT -5
I totaly agree, atlast we have found someone with a good cinema mind. Yes, excuse me and my poor taste. You're excused ;D
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Post by The Line on Jan 2, 2008 1:17:43 GMT -5
i like most of them. clerks was brilliant I totaly agree, atlast we have found someone with a good cinema mind. Don't worry guys. Clerks is definitely in my top 5 comedies
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Post by Leaving after 1,600 on Jan 2, 2008 1:18:23 GMT -5
I totaly agree, atlast we have found someone with a good cinema mind. Don't worry guys. Clerks is definitely in my top 5 comedies I..... I love you
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