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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
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Post by default on Jan 16, 2008 2:16:02 GMT -5
You take your 'entertainment' money to a strip club, not your bill money. And someone earlier mentioned something about the American clubs having to wear thongs... They do, if they serve alcohol. If no alcohol is served, then they can remove the thong. . Actually, I believe this would be a state and/or local municipalities jurisdiction. I've never attended a strip joint, but from what I understand, the rules regarding deceny laws are still at the state level and down. I was only ever at one strip club here in PA, for my friend's bachelor's party. It was fairly ghetto, fully nude and B.Y.O.B. There was a mop and bucket in the corner if you threw up. The one stripper was my friend's wife's good friends and apparently that night all the women went out by age. We got out of there when a woman in her early 40's (although to be fair, she looked like she was in her late 50's)
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 16, 2008 2:16:33 GMT -5
Yeah it depends on the state I believe. Here in AR they gotta wear thongs, but it's my understanding that even as close as Memphis they get to go fully nude. In fact, I know for a fact that the reason there isn't a strip club in Laramie is due to the fact that its against some law or other...but you drive 150 miles to the north near Casper (but outside of city limits) and they can go full nude with a full bar. Go figure. I imagine some states allow individual municipalities to take care of it, others do blanket laws.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 16, 2008 2:17:01 GMT -5
Actually, I believe this would be a state and/or local municipalities jurisdiction. I've never attended a strip joint, but from what I understand, the rules regarding deceny laws are still at the state level and down. I was only ever at one strip club here in PA, for my friend's bachelor's party. It was fairly ghetto, fully nude and B.Y.O.B. There was a mop and bucket in the corner if you threw up. The one stripper was my friend's wife's good friends and apparently that night all the women went out by age. We got out of there when a woman in her early 40's (although to be fair, she looked like she was in her late 50's) That'd get spooky around closing time.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 16, 2008 2:21:40 GMT -5
I was only ever at one strip club here in PA, for my friend's bachelor's party. It was fairly ghetto, fully nude and B.Y.O.B. There was a mop and bucket in the corner if you threw up. The one stripper was my friend's wife's good friends and apparently that night all the women went out by age. We got out of there when a woman in her early 40's (although to be fair, she looked like she was in her late 50's) That'd get spooky around closing time. Particularly if you had a few too many. Cougar hunt, anyone?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 16, 2008 2:23:57 GMT -5
That'd get spooky around closing time. Particularly if you had a few too many. Cougar hunt, anyone? I'm thinking you'd end up rethinking the cougar hunt once you woke up next to a sabretooth.
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Jan 16, 2008 8:55:55 GMT -5
I don't go to the grocery store , pay two bucks and just look at the loaf of bread.
I don't go to a car dealership and pay $12,000 to look under the hood.
And I don't go to Subway, buy a sandwich, and then ask them to throw it in the trash when they make it.
So why in the hell would I drop money on a naked chick that I can't even touch, let alone sleep with? No thank you. When I pay for money, I expect to take my merchandise home.
Jed Shaffer ~Besides, strippers seem to follow a rule: hot from the head up, or from the neck down. Never both.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 16, 2008 9:06:07 GMT -5
To all you who voted no... YOU ARE LIARS!!!!! Or women. or ya know, not into women. That's a presumptuous as saying those who voted "yes" are losers who got no game to score with chicks in their everyday life so they have to pay for something they're not going to get. ;D All kidding aside, I don't know if there's a bigger waste of time and money than going to a strip club. A Pyramid Scheme, perhaps? ;D
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 16, 2008 9:08:46 GMT -5
You take your 'entertainment' money to a strip club, not your bill money. And someone earlier mentioned something about the American clubs having to wear thongs... They do, if they serve alcohol. If no alcohol is served, then they can remove the thong. . Actually, I believe this would be a state and/or local municipalities jurisdiction. I've never attended a strip joint, but from what I understand, the rules regarding deceny laws are still at the state level and down. Yeah, it's weird. I know of one club where they have to wear pasties and thongs, and another club just 5 miles down the road where they end up not wearing anything but their shoes ... but that is one nasty place, only went there once ... Because an ex was working there. Oh my, the look on her face when I walked through the door. We ended up at another bar (she ended up at my usual watering hole later on) where she bitched at me for watching her work. Ah, good times, it was totally worth it. ;D
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Post by Palatial Regalia on Jan 16, 2008 9:29:39 GMT -5
They sure as hell aren't about the drinks. Strip clubs all seem to have terrible drinks that are ridiculously overpriced. Actually here the drink are cheaper at the strip club then they are downtown at the dance clubs. Once dancer accussed me of being gay cause I wouldnt buy a lapdance. GTFO your stupid whore I dont want to give you 2 hours of my work week for you to dance around me for 3 mins.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Jan 16, 2008 9:50:05 GMT -5
Going to Strip Clubs is fine....just as long as you go to one miles away from where you live so nobody knows or cares who you are
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Jan 16, 2008 13:51:43 GMT -5
It's a poor substitute for sexual activity, assuming you have actually had sex with a woman before.
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Zutroy
Don Corleone
That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie.
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Post by Zutroy on Jan 16, 2008 14:03:07 GMT -5
Been to two Strip clubs in my life, both times I just felt really uncomfortable and really didn't enjoy it. Plus the prices of drinks in those places is extortion.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 16, 2008 14:05:13 GMT -5
once again, you don't have to tip the strippers, that entirely up to you, you can't be thrown out for it or anything, and if you're gonna go to a bar and drink why not get a show with it...beats kereoke
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Reverend BTY
Hank Scorpio
Christian Troy: God's Gift
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Post by Reverend BTY on Jan 16, 2008 14:06:11 GMT -5
I vote yes but it's really not something I can imagine people doing every week or something.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 16, 2008 14:11:39 GMT -5
Been to two Strip clubs in my life, both times I just felt really uncomfortable and really didn't enjoy it. Plus the prices of drinks in those places is extortion. cheapest drinks at any bar around here, mine are just 2&3 bucks there compared to 5-7 at other bars
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rra
King Koopa
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Post by rra on Jan 16, 2008 14:13:55 GMT -5
A better question......what about bordellos?
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Post by Alucard on Jan 16, 2008 14:18:42 GMT -5
I'll pass on em.
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Zutroy
Don Corleone
That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie.
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Post by Zutroy on Jan 16, 2008 14:23:08 GMT -5
A better question......what about bordellos? That was an even worse time than a Strip Club. Don't recommend it whatsoever.
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Jan 16, 2008 14:37:22 GMT -5
A better question......what about bordellos? That was an even worse time than a Strip Club. Don't recommend it whatsoever. My curiousity is peaked. I'm assuming there's a story, and since it's about a bordello, it's gotta be a good'un.
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Post by acressl on Jan 16, 2008 14:39:10 GMT -5
Nay. Smurf paying to be teased. If I desire physical contact, I've no qualms about trying to acquire it the old fashioned way. Plus it's just sad when you went to school with a considerable amount of the staff. It's hard to get turned on by a girl that was officially finished in your neighborhood like eight years ago.
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