Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 16, 2008 14:51:59 GMT -5
Oh they're fun. You don't go all the time. You go once in a while. It's like Disnelyland. You wanna go, you go, it's real fun, but you don't go back the next weekend. You wait a while.
Anyway, I got a few funny stories about the strip clubs. Here's one.
I have a real bad habit of biting of my nails. Always have. I don't even notice when I go it a lot. So anyway, we're at the strip club, me and a few buddies, and the girl is dancing away. She's down a little ways from us, like maybe ten feet. Suddenly, I guess our eyes met or something and she stops dancing and says something to me. I didn't catch it, so I asked her to repeat herself, so she does. I said, YEAH! and she stops on dancing. I turn to my buddy, "what the hell did she just ask me?" He says, "She asked if she made you hungry. You were biting your nails."
"Oh, I thought she asked if she made me horny".
She didn't, but I really thought it was the quickest way to end the somewhat awkward conversation of shouting back and forth a crowded room with a naked chick entwined around a brass pole.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 16, 2008 16:04:06 GMT -5
I love naked women. I love them grinding on me and saying nice and dirty things to me. But I don't make enough money to be a connoisseur of them.
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GregP19
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Post by GregP19 on Jan 16, 2008 17:19:45 GMT -5
I am not yet 21, however I do frequent an 18+ club in my neighborhood. It's pretty fun to go with my friends and shoot the s***. Since I am stil a minor my options for a night out are limited even tho I go only about once every 3 mos or so.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Jan 16, 2008 17:22:09 GMT -5
A better question......what about bordellos? ........... OF BLOOD!
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 16, 2008 17:27:43 GMT -5
I've been to them. Don't dig 'em. Women degrading themselves for money. Yes, they may be proudly putting themselves through school with the tip money but there are other ways to make that cash. I've known several dancers and trust me, I don't look down on them. They just have more potential than flailing around on a stripper's pole. It's easy money and it doesn't turn Double A on.
I like a more intimate setting. A bottle of Harvey's Bristol Creme. Some Barry White in the background.
And then, I break out my spoken word poetry.
I am a mack daddy, friends. I don't need the trappings of a strip club.
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Post by big nasty on Jan 16, 2008 17:29:12 GMT -5
enjoyed the hell outta them when i used to go. i had one where i was friendly with the girls (hooked up with a couple), another that was practically a sports bar, and one we used to go to just to laugh at how hideous the girls in it were. good times. never really went alone, mostly an after work or mid week thing with friends, on weekends went to regular bars/clubs.
i wouldnt say they reek of desperation any more than sitting on myspace for 3 hours hoping someone responds to your messages.
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Post by jmac950 on Jan 16, 2008 17:41:02 GMT -5
I can't believe how many people have so many misconceptions about strip clubs. I'd say about 95% of the people who go are there to have fun, look at some beautiful women get naked, and enjoy the show (with friends). Most strip clubs have cheaper drinks than bars/clubs. In fact, you usually see a young crowd at the strippers in the early night buying their drinks so they don't need to buy as many drinks at the bar, which cost an insane amount of money (at least here). I'd say about 5% (and that's a HIGH percentage) go there to be all creepy. They usually go there alone, and you call always tell who they are as the women who sell lap dances flock to them, as they are the ones who usually buy.
I'm also suprised how many people tip the strippers. Holy crap. I've only tipped twice. The first stripper was Syxx. She was a goddess who owned me. The second was some blonde whose name escapes me, as I was too intoxicated at the time. All i remember was that she had one nasty looking. . . kitty cat. I'd go on as to why I tipped her, but, yeah.
Cover (if you even have to pay cover) is way cheaper than any movie or club. Hell, even #5 orange and Brandi's (both here in Vancouver, and both been selected as #1 strip club in the world by playboy within the last 10 years) do not usually ask for a cover. At least here, I find bouncers cover is based on selective choosing. Meaning, if a person doesn't look like they are going to spend a lot of money, they charge yeah.
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Post by Flying Leg Kicks on Jan 16, 2008 19:04:05 GMT -5
I love 'em. seedier strip clubs = sluttier girls. We have to start going to this one place where the girls are really good looking, and it's bring your own booze. There's like a $10-15 cover charge, but that's nothing especially by not paying the huge markup on liquor. Another place is similar to the one I just mention except you can't be as touchy on the girls, but they are open until 5 AM on the weekend. It's called "The Lumberyard." Their phrase is "where real men go to get their wood."
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 16, 2008 19:30:52 GMT -5
also, it's actually easier (for me at least) to pick up strippers than girls at other clubs
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Post by tankmcquade on Jan 16, 2008 19:59:56 GMT -5
Surprisingly, I have never been to one when there is one located about a mile from my parents house. Meh, dont need it.....I look at my girlfriends double D's everyday!
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 16, 2008 20:02:01 GMT -5
the ones here......YUCK!!!
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Post by jmac950 on Jan 16, 2008 20:03:48 GMT -5
also, it's actually easier (for me at least) to pick up strippers than girls at other clubs Yeesh. Those girls are usually trainwrecks and usually have more than one guy at a time.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 16, 2008 20:10:40 GMT -5
also, it's actually easier (for me at least) to pick up strippers than girls at other clubs Yeesh. Those girls are usually trainwrecks and usually have more than one guy at a time. yeah...if you believe everything you're told...or you could get to konw them and find out they're just normal people like you or...well...you or anyone thats not me I'm more than willing to admit it, I'm far from normal
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 16, 2008 21:30:24 GMT -5
When I pay for money, I expect to take my merchandise home. Jed Shaffer ~Besides, strippers seem to follow a rule: hot from the head up, or from the neck down. Never both. I've tried paying with money... but they keep throwing back my Canadian coins. ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) What's that all aboot, eh?
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Post by acressl on Jan 16, 2008 21:32:32 GMT -5
Yeesh. Those girls are usually trainwrecks and usually have more than one guy at a time. yeah...if you believe everything you're told...or you could get to konw them and find out they're just normal people like you or...well...you or anyone thats not me I'm more than willing to admit it, I'm far from normal Strippers are people too, damnit. They don't have to be trainwrecks, they can be just lovely extortionists.
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Post by jmac950 on Jan 16, 2008 21:58:41 GMT -5
Yeesh. Those girls are usually trainwrecks and usually have more than one guy at a time. yeah...if you believe everything you're told...or you could get to konw them and find out they're just normal people like you or...well...you or anyone thats not me I'm more than willing to admit it, I'm far from normal Well, I haven't personally dated a stripper. However, I have friends who have. All I can say is, yowza. Wild times.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 16, 2008 23:07:49 GMT -5
When I pay for money, I expect to take my merchandise home. Jed Shaffer ~Besides, strippers seem to follow a rule: hot from the head up, or from the neck down. Never both. I've tried paying with money... but they keep throwing back my Canadian coins. ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) What's that all aboot, eh? You're doing it all wrong then, man.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 16, 2008 23:08:59 GMT -5
When I pay for money, I expect to take my merchandise home. Jed Shaffer ~Besides, strippers seem to follow a rule: hot from the head up, or from the neck down. Never both. I've tried paying with money... but they keep throwing back my Canadian coins. ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) What's that all aboot, eh? Yeah, they don't take food stamps. either. ![>:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/angry.png)
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Post by Hensley on Jan 16, 2008 23:24:26 GMT -5
Whenever the buds take me to one I always have a ball. Wouldn't ever go by my lonesome though, it'd just feel awkward...
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 16, 2008 23:30:41 GMT -5
I've tried paying with money... but they keep throwing back my Canadian coins. ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png) What's that all aboot, eh? Yeah, they don't take food stamps. either. ![>:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/angry.png) Or government cheese. ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/sad.png)
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