The Perfect Antidote For Valentine's Day.

[Chainsaw]

Today is Michael Ironside's birthday, so, I declare today...

SAINT MICHAEL IRONSIDE DAY!



To the best of my knowledge, Michael Ironside has never been in a romantic movie, or has even touched a woman in a tender manner in a movie either. Or smiled. Thus his birth celebrates everything that flies in the face of Valentines Day.

So celebrate by thrust-kicking some guy because he gave you the stink eye.

HAPPY SAINT MICHAEL IRONSIDE DAY!!

[Avalanche Alvarez]

Agree with the man.



Ironside has powers!

[Mozenrath]

Had a robot arm in Starship Troopers, right?

I do think he smiled when he walked in on them having sex, though.

[Avalanche Alvarez]

Wait.
He smiled in "Total Recall" when Sharon Stone caught Schwarzennager. Remember, he touched the screen gently, signifying his love for his double agent ho of a girlfriend?

[Chainsaw]

avalanchealvarez said:

Wait.
He smiled in "Total Recall" when Sharon Stone caught Schwarzennager. Remember, he touched the screen gently, signifying his love for his double agent ho of a girlfriend?

Yeah, well, uh...that was a dream sequence.

...

*Blows up Avalanche's head with his mind*

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

The perfect antidote for VD. Right? Wait, that's a different thread.