Make a geico commercial with a wrestler...

[Agent P]

fswjaymiller said:

krazyeman said:

First of all, I know Crying Wrestling Fan's on this board (I keep forgetting his name), if you are offended I apologize.


Mike Hunt is a real Geico customer, not a paid celebrity. So to help tell his story, we hired the Crying Wrestling Fan.

MH: I crashed my car and had no one to turn to.

CWF *starts to sob*: I told him my recollections of a true legend in the insurance business: Geico.

MH: They processed my claim and I was very grateful.

CWF *sobbing increases*: I told him to thank them for everything they did to his car body.

MH: I know there's a lot of fakes and frauds in the insurance business, but I got my check within 24 hours.

CWF *Full blown crying*: It's still real to them, damnit!

VOG: *As Hunt consoles Fan* Geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

Win close thread, go to bed we have a weiner.

YES! I finally won a thread! Hall Of Fame, here I come!

[ghettooverlord]

Richard Tate is a real Geico customer, not a paid celebrity. So to tell his story, we hired "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

RT: Last month, I wrecked my car, and I was freaking out.

SA: So I was sittin' at the light, drinkin' a few beers and mindin' my own business...when this jackass with glasses thicker than her rims comes wallin' right through the intersection! So Stone Cold, being the sober man that he is, thought to himself, what should Stone Cold do? So I decided to take a minute to think about it...so Stone Cold drank one beer. Two beers. Three beers. A six-pack. One keg. Two kegs. And that's just before I hit the interstate, my friend. Oh, so where was I? So this old lady, comes barrelin' through, with her lights off and her lipstick off-place and it makes me SICK. So Stone Cold gets hit by this ugly, old woman and Stone Cold is thinkin', "Stone Cold, what did you do to deserve this?" So Stone Cold...

Narrator: Geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

SA: ...and Stone Cold starts beatin' this lady over the head with a tire iron! And Stone Cold is sayin', "and that's the bottom line!"

[Agent P]

ghettooverlord said:

Richard Tate is a real Geico customer, not a paid celebrity. So to help tell his story, we hired the Crying Wrestling Fan. So to tell his story, we hired "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

RT: Last month, I wrecked my car, and I was freaking out.

SA: So I was sittin' at the light, drinkin' a few beers and mindin' my own business...when this jackass with glasses thicker than her rims comes wallin' right through the intersection! So Stone Cold, being the sober man that he is, thought to himself, what should Stone Cold do? So I decided to take a minute to think about it...so Stone Cold drank one beer. Two beers. Three beers. A six-pack. One keg. Two kegs. And that's just before I hit the interstate, my friend. Oh, so where was I? So this old lady, comes barrelin' through, with her lights off and her lipstick off-place and it makes me SICK. So Stone Cold gets hit by this ugly, old woman and Stone Cold is thinkin', "Stone Cold, what did you do to deserve this?" So Stone Cold...

Narrator: Geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

SA: ...and he starts beatin' this lady over the head with a tire iron! And Stone Cold is sayin', "and that's the bottom line!"

I know I need glasses, but where did Crying Wrestling Fan get used?

[Mozenrath]

ghettooverlord said:

Richard Tate is a real Geico customer, not a paid celebrity. So to help tell his story, we hired the Crying Wrestling Fan. So to tell his story, we hired "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

RT: Last month, I wrecked my car, and I was freaking out.

SA: So I was sittin' at the light, drinkin' a few beers and mindin' my own business...when this jackass with glasses thicker than her rims comes wallin' right through the intersection! So Stone Cold, being the sober man that he is, thought to himself, what should Stone Cold do? So I decided to take a minute to think about it...so Stone Cold drank one beer. Two beers. Three beers. A six-pack. One keg. Two kegs. And that's just before I hit the interstate, my friend. Oh, so where was I? So this old lady, comes barrelin' through, with her lights off and her lipstick off-place and it makes me SICK. So Stone Cold gets hit by this ugly, old woman and Stone Cold is thinkin', "Stone Cold, what did you do to deserve this?" So Stone Cold...

Narrator: Geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

SA: ...and he starts beatin' this lady over the head with a tire iron! And Stone Cold is sayin', "and that's the bottom line!"

Classic.

[ghettooverlord]

krazyeman said:

ghettooverlord said:

Richard Tate is a real Geico customer, not a paid celebrity. So to help tell his story, we hired the Crying Wrestling Fan. So to tell his story, we hired "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

RT: Last month, I wrecked my car, and I was freaking out.

SA: So I was sittin' at the light, drinkin' a few beers and mindin' my own business...when this jackass with glasses thicker than her rims comes wallin' right through the intersection! So Stone Cold, being the sober man that he is, thought to himself, what should Stone Cold do? So I decided to take a minute to think about it...so Stone Cold drank one beer. Two beers. Three beers. A six-pack. One keg. Two kegs. And that's just before I hit the interstate, my friend. Oh, so where was I? So this old lady, comes barrelin' through, with her lights off and her lipstick off-place and it makes me SICK. So Stone Cold gets hit by this ugly, old woman and Stone Cold is thinkin', "Stone Cold, what did you do to deserve this?" So Stone Cold...

Narrator: Geico. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.

SA: ...and he starts beatin' this lady over the head with a tire iron! And Stone Cold is sayin', "and that's the bottom line!"

I know I need glasses, but where did Crying Wrestling Fan get used?

fawk edited, I copy-pasted the old one as a template and didn't erase it. t.t

[Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan]

What... no Ultimate Warrior? This disappoints me.

[hypnoticgenes]

Different style of Geico commercial

VO: JBL, wrestling god and Multimillionaire. But how did he come to his fortune? He claims that he made is millions on the Stock market, but our investigators have uncovered some disturbing truths.

Ron Simmons: We made our money by people hiring us to beat up other people. I dont know where he got this Wall Street thing from. DAMN!

VO: Our investigators have learned that a month before he left the APA, JBL saved a substantial sum of money by switching to Geico.

Geico, where 15 minutes can save you 15% or more.

[BillyBlood]

Here's my crack at it:

Announcer: Rob James is a real person, not an actor, so to tell his story, we hired ECW on Sci-Fi announcer Joey Styles.

Rob: So I was driving down the street late at night when I saw a bunch of cats in the front of the road.

Joey: CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!

Rob: So I tried to swerve away from the cats and I ended up crashing into a tree and really totalling my car badly.

Joey: I THINK HE JUST BROKE HIS NECK!

Rob: Luckily, I was ok, I called Geico the next day and they helped me get back on my feet. I even went to Mexico with the money I saved!

Joey: AYE DIOS MIO! HE'S EXTREME!!

Announcer: Geico, 15 minutes could save you up to 15% on your car insurance