The In-Crowd
ALF
Should've Known Better
In life there are winners..... and losers......... BE JEALOUS
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Post by The In-Crowd on Jan 5, 2008 21:52:59 GMT -5
* Punk: So if he pins AJ does he win that belt?
Bower: No, it's not a title match.
Punk: What belt is that anyway?
Bower: NWA.
Punk: Never heard of it.
Different opinion???
Post it
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jan 6, 2008 1:31:58 GMT -5
JR: Are you bilingual, Triple H?
HHH: I am a lot of things bi, but lingual is not one of them. *10 second pause* Did I just mean to say that?
JR: Probably not, but we are live.
Kudos to Krazy for that one. Found it in the Funniest Commentary Lines thread.
No offense to this Commentary Quotes thread.
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mcmahonfan85
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jan 6, 2008 1:50:26 GMT -5
during the Second City Saints (Colt Cabana & Ace Steel) vs. The Prophecy (Dan Maff & BJ Whitmer) in a falls count anywhere match
Chris Lovey: "In order to win in a falls count anywhere match, all you have to do is pin your opponint against any flat surface."
CM Punk: "So all Colt Cabana has to do is pin Hillbilly Jesus against Allison Danger's chest?" (or something like that)
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Post by Shy Guy on Jan 6, 2008 1:59:25 GMT -5
where's the cm punk quote thread? lol
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 6, 2008 12:45:32 GMT -5
Punk is gonna have a long, fruitful career as a color commentator when he eventually retires.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2008 16:50:12 GMT -5
Bryce: Chuckie T with a poke to the eyes.
UMB: Bryce! How dare you! Chuck Taylor would NEVER cheat! He simply found his opponents contact lens and placed back in his eye.
Or pretty much anything UMB has ever said.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2008 19:31:12 GMT -5
punk duzent no wut the nwa is he must be dumm
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Post by Go 2 Sleeeeeeeeeep! on Jan 6, 2008 20:58:18 GMT -5
"As we all know, water is a conductor of electricity..."
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 6, 2008 21:16:47 GMT -5
The Rock on Triple H (this was in 98, so my memory's fuzzy and it may not be 100% accurate): Here we have a guy who looks like Tarzan and wrestles like Jane!
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Post by REDUNBECK~! on Jan 6, 2008 21:33:30 GMT -5
That episode of Smackdown where Melina whored herself out to Batista, and then later on got clubbered in the head during a match:
Tazz: "Melina just took one to the back of the head!"
Cole: "SECOND TIME TONIGHT~!"
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Post by YouStayClassy on Jan 6, 2008 21:45:59 GMT -5
I don't think I'm getting the exact wording right since the Bobby Heenan quote page on Slobberknockers Central is RIP, but I'm going with....
Bobby Heenan: "You know what they call Big Boss Man's mom? Battle Sow!"
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odor31
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The Stunner Collector
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Post by odor31 on Jan 6, 2008 22:02:17 GMT -5
Dusty and Sapphire coming down to the ring as the announcer says "at a combined weight of 550 pounds..."
I don't remember the exact phrasing but along the lines of:
Ventura: That isn't right...
Monsoon: What is that Jesse?
Ventura: There is NO way that the American Dream weighs 150 pounds...
Monsoon: Oh will you STOP!
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Reverend BTY
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Reverend BTY on Jan 6, 2008 22:06:33 GMT -5
That episode of Smackdown where Melina whored herself out to Batista, and then later on got clubbered in the head during a match: Tazz: "Melina just took one to the back of the head!" Cole: "SECOND TIME TONIGHT~!" That is f***ing GENIUS~! |
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Post by H-Fist on Jan 7, 2008 1:49:53 GMT -5
Dusty and Sapphire coming down to the ring as the announcer says "at a combined weight of 550 pounds..." I don't remember the exact phrasing but along the lines of: Ventura: That isn't right... Monsoon: What is that Jesse? Ventura: There is NO way that the American Dream weighs 150 pounds... Monsoon: Oh will you STOP! I loved that line. Friggin' brilliant. |
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Post by Thank You Shawn on Jan 7, 2008 2:42:44 GMT -5
JR:Jericho lookin right at you Triple H.
Trips:...well and Benoit is too.
JR:Benoit, I'm sorry.
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Post by slasher911 on Jan 7, 2008 2:52:24 GMT -5
From ROH when Jared David (or something) was taking over for Leonard while he was injured.
Jared: *some long-winded, overly-technical, 20-syllable Japanese name for a move*
Prazak: [deadpan] "....cross-armbreaker".
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Post by Dynamic Dude Johnny on Jan 7, 2008 3:17:46 GMT -5
This is a classic line from wcw saturday night. The ding dongs were in a match and tony shivone and jim corenette were ringside
TS:so are thses guys ding dong #1 and #2 or is one named ding and the other dong, and which one is which
JC:well I am not shure but if I had to guess I would say dong must be the taller of two
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