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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Dec 31, 2007 11:37:50 GMT -5
He eats scrap metal for breakfast, and washes it down with a tall cup of broken glass.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 31, 2007 11:48:35 GMT -5
he ate Chuck Norris
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NIXON
Unicron
Hail to the Chief Bootknocker
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Post by NIXON on Dec 31, 2007 11:58:28 GMT -5
He burned his sideburns off during an exploding cage match, then ripped out his pubes by the roots and super glued them to his face so people wouldn't see him without his chops.
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Post by plushtar on Dec 31, 2007 12:05:37 GMT -5
He crippled polio. Seriously, he overcame polio right around the same time the disease went into a decline.
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Post by FrankGotch on Dec 31, 2007 14:04:48 GMT -5
Cancer gets Harley Race.
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bradyfan
ALF
Dance girl dance!!!
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Post by bradyfan on Dec 31, 2007 14:07:02 GMT -5
He burned his sideburns off during an exploding cage match, then ripped out his pubes by the roots and super glued them to his face so people wouldn't see him without his chops. Ummmm? ?
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 31, 2007 14:49:32 GMT -5
He once killed a man with one thumb.
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Post by lildude8218 on Dec 31, 2007 15:43:04 GMT -5
He once killed a man with one thumb. That seems pretty crappy actually. If the guy only had one thumb then it wasn't a fair fight.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 31, 2007 15:44:16 GMT -5
...how tough is he?
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Dec 31, 2007 15:46:47 GMT -5
hes so tough he beat chuck norris by sneezing
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Dec 31, 2007 15:52:09 GMT -5
He once had a steel cage match for the NWA title against the ocean, and bitch-slapped the ocean so hard that all water in the southern hemisphere goes down the drain counter-clockwise.
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Post by Aceorton on Dec 31, 2007 16:05:51 GMT -5
He's so tough that when JYD hit him with a padded chair at WM3, he absorbed the steel anyway, just to feel the pain.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 31, 2007 16:45:01 GMT -5
He once killed a man with one thumb. That seems pretty crappy actually. If the guy only had one thumb then it wasn't a fair fight. not really, the guy was the World Heavyweight Thumbwrestling Champion
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Post by Designated Drinker on Dec 31, 2007 17:01:29 GMT -5
Harley Race is so tough that:
- he can slam a revolving door - he can kill two stones with one bird - he eats nails for breakfast and he craps nickels
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 31, 2007 17:25:53 GMT -5
That seems pretty crappy actually. If the guy only had one thumb then it wasn't a fair fight. not really, the guy was the World Heavyweight Thumbwrestling Champion Thumbs up for you dude.
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Heart of Markness
Trap-Jaw
Amarillo Chevy Dealers love nothing more than to see your smiling faces during Summer Closeout!
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Post by Heart of Markness on Dec 31, 2007 20:22:47 GMT -5
After Harley Race was born, the number of high knee related deaths increased by 200%
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Dec 31, 2007 21:42:04 GMT -5
Harley Race is so tough, bulletproof vests wear him.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 31, 2007 22:06:27 GMT -5
Did I ever tell you about the time Harley Race went hunting? Harley decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Dec 31, 2007 22:17:21 GMT -5
Harley Race is so tough, that he skips around town singing Springsteen's "Tougher Than the Rest" to himself, and everyone knows it as fact.
Umm, yeah, I'm not very good at this. Or much else.
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Lukin Stontmehn
Don Corleone
This aggression will not stand, man.
Serves glasses of water from the bathroom sink to his guests
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Post by Lukin Stontmehn on Jan 1, 2008 0:45:30 GMT -5
Harley Race can crush a beer can with his buttcheeks...but wait !
It's still FULL !
but wait !
he wrapped the can in barbed-wire and voluntarily cut his cheeks with a razorblade and poured lemon juice and salt on the wounds !
but wait !
If you don't wait, Harley Race will punch a hole through your skull and will shove your brain down your oesophegus (however it's spelled).
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