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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 1, 2008 0:51:18 GMT -5
Harley Race is so tough that he barks at dogs and they run away!
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Jan 1, 2008 4:20:53 GMT -5
Harley Race can drink TAB.
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Post by tankmcquade on Jan 1, 2008 5:16:29 GMT -5
Race is so tough, he can beat up the aging process. His only son is actually Chuck Norris!
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Post by Aceorton on Jan 1, 2008 22:14:48 GMT -5
Race is so tough that when he got chicken pox as a child, he gave it a falling headbutt.
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Post by Panda Bear on Jan 1, 2008 22:31:09 GMT -5
Harley Race is so tough, he has Steak Sauce for Blood.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 1, 2008 23:34:10 GMT -5
Harley Race is so tough, global warming fears him!
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 1, 2008 23:39:37 GMT -5
Harley Race is so tough that he eats lighting and craps thunder for dinner. Remember its not angels bowling when it thunders... its Harley Race farting.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Jan 1, 2008 23:52:54 GMT -5
Apparently, a man once tried to rob a restaraunt at gunpoint, unaware that Harley Race was a customer that day. Harley got up from his table, walked over to the guy, and beat the hell out of him. He watched the guy until the cops came, then sat down and finished his meal.
Another supposedly true story says that Harley and another wrestler were driving to the next town when they were pulled over. The cop recognized Harley, and being that the guy was a mark and Harley was a heel, apparently began to try the "intimidating cop" routine. Harley had none of it, and the two ended up arguing. Story has it that the cop went to the trunk of his squad car, produced a shotgun, and threatened to shoot Harley on the side of the road. Race apparently stood his ground and told the cop he'd better hope the shot was good enough to kill him. After a bit, the officer put the gun away, gave Race his ticket, and let them go on their way.
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Post by Aceorton on Jan 1, 2008 23:56:16 GMT -5
Harley Race is so tough that when he holds a RALLLLLLY, you'd better show up, by gum.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 2, 2008 0:25:56 GMT -5
Apparently, a man once tried to rob a restaraunt at gunpoint, unaware that Harley Race was a customer that day. Harley got up from his table, walked over to the guy, and beat the hell out of him. He watched the guy until the cops came, then sat down and finished his meal. Another supposedly true story says that Harley and another wrestler were driving to the next town when they were pulled over. The cop recognized Harley, and being that the guy was a mark and Harley was a heel, apparently began to try the "intimidating cop" routine. Harley had none of it, and the two ended up arguing. Story has it that the cop went to the trunk of his squad car, produced a shotgun, and threatened to shoot Harley on the side of the road. Race apparently stood his ground and told the cop he'd better hope the shot was good enough to kill him. After a bit, the officer put the gun away, gave Race his ticket, and let them go on their way. That's ballsy... giving Harley Race a ticket.
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FHgrad99
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 2, 2008 0:39:36 GMT -5
Harley Race is so tough scared away a grizzly bear in the woods just by looking at it.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 2, 2008 0:41:22 GMT -5
Harley Race is so tough scared away a grizzly bear in the woods just by looking at it. Pfft that's a lie. The bear died after he looked at it.
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