Things Me And Charles Are Going To Do Tomorrow

[Chainsaw]

7AM: Go over to the Powell house. Wake up Grandpa Powell to have him wake Charles up.
7:15AM: Get yelled at by Grandpa Powell.
7:30AM: Have breakfast with Charles that Mrs. Powell makes for us. Bowl of cereal, toast, and OJ.
8:00AM: Get to school by asking Charles' mom to drive us there to drive us there.
8:30AM: Arrive at school. before class starts, try to get Charles to ask Stephanie Pierce out to the Under The Moon Dance on Saturday. More than likely, Charles won't do it.
9:00AM-12: Class. Try to come up with wacky scheme to get them to go out.
12PM: Lunch. Baloney sandwiches again?! Thanks, mom!
12:30PM: Notice that Stephanie Curtis chick. Fantasize about what she'd look like in a red one-piece bikini.
12:35PM Get ready for gym. Once again try to convince Charles to ask out Stephanie Pierce.
1:00PM Rope climbing.
1PM-3:30PM: More class. Find good rhyme for "Lembeck" for English class.
3:30: Class dismissed! Make comment about girl while leaving school with Charles. He'll probably brush it off. I wonder about him sometimes.
3:40: Convince Charles to go suspender shopping with me at the mall. Make comments constantly about hot girls there.
6:30: Go to Charles' house for dinner. I'm sure his family won't mind.
7:30P: Study with Charles. Instead of studying, try to convince him one last time to call Stephanie and ask her out. Have complicated plan just in case.
9:00P: Leave Powell house. Grandpa Powell makes snide comment about me. Damn, sometimes I'd like to pop him in the mouth!
10:00PM: Bedtime. Fall asleep thinking of Charles.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

You need to get through Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp first, Willie.

[samachine]

Charles doesnt hang out with hasbeens.

[Milkman Norm]

Willie Aames is not a hasbeen. He just hangs out with Dustin Diamond, Brian Dunklemen and that woman from that Tyra Banks model show because he wants to be a roll model for people trying to get in shape.

[Claw died]

Go Go Gadget skis!

[A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto)]

Mar 31, 2008 23:37:40 GMT -5 Chainsaw said:

1PM-3:30PM: More class. Find good rhyme for "Lembeck" for English class.

"Mimic"?

[Joie De Vivre]

Mar 31, 2008 23:38:42 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

You need to get through Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp first, Willie.

I thought that was Sammy Hagar?!

[Toom E. Guci]

I always wondered why Buddy or Charles never tried to bag Jamie...she was HAWT!!!

[Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture]

You forgot to add an appointment to transform into BIBLEMAN!!!

[Chainsaw]

Apr 1, 2008 9:00:24 GMT -5 Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture said:

You forgot to add an appointment to transform into BIBLEMAN!!!

Bibleman? God, that's gay. Why would I ever want to do that?

[Chainsaw]

Apr 1, 2008 2:43:51 GMT -5 Toom E. Guci said:

I always wondered why Buddy or Charles never tried to bag Jamie...she was HAWT!!!

Honestly, I brought that up to Charles once. We were out looking for a new sweater for his mom, and I mentioned how hot Jamie was getting. He threw me, literally THREW ME, against the wall of the Chess King, and yelled "Don't you ever, EVER, think about touching her! She's off limits, Lembeck, YOU GOT THAT?! OFF...LIMITS! Anyone else...but not her!"

It was the first time Charles had ever laid his hands on me like that. He didn't say anything else the rest of the day. Next day, he was back to regular old Charles. It was weird...but I understand.

I understand.

[Janitor From Mars]

Perhaps neither of you banged Jamie because you were thinking of each other too much?

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

When are you two gonna film the movie "Zapped!"?

[Chainsaw]

Apr 1, 2008 9:43:59 GMT -5 Janitor From Mars said:

Perhaps neither of you banged Jamie because you were thinking of each other too much?

...Naaahhhhhhhhh!

Apr 1, 2008 9:55:33 GMT -5 Hulkshi Tanahashi said:

When are you two gonna film the movie "Zapped!"?

Ha ha, thanks for asking. We already did that! 82, remember?