Actually John, how about a wrestling match to settle this one? I mean, I know we are both past our primes but I think that there is enough of a feud there to start something watchable, possibly selling out a park bench.
Waddle, your house began to shake, the heavens opened and god himself came down and spoke to you.
'But my name's Waddle....'
'IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!. Wrestlecrap fans are right, you really do suck but there is one thing and one thing only that you can do. You must find the man who is simply electrifying. You must find.....The Earthquake!!.
'Oh please god, anybody but The Earthquake......'
'KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!'
And with that, your house began to shake again, pee rolled down your leg and The Earthquake appeared before you as every single wrestlecrap fan chanted in unison.....
'Jabroni, IF YOU SMELL LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA WHAT THE QUAKE........ IS........ SQUASHING!!'