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Post by Silent Brad on Jul 2, 2008 19:30:59 GMT -5
If only this film was being made.... Page 1-3 Page 28 Page 71-72 Page 112
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Post by mysterydriver on Jul 2, 2008 19:41:05 GMT -5
How could they pass on such a masterpiece in the making?
Add this to the list of "Best Movies Never Made" right after "Jaws 3 People 0"
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Post by Rorschach on Jul 2, 2008 19:43:43 GMT -5
EPIC.............
FAIL.
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Phosphor Glow
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Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jul 2, 2008 19:44:36 GMT -5
But which one of the internets do we hack?
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jul 2, 2008 19:47:51 GMT -5
But which one of the internets do we hack? *points* That one.
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Jiren
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Post by Jiren on Jul 2, 2008 19:50:44 GMT -5
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jul 2, 2008 19:54:57 GMT -5
Pretty fake.
Kinda amusing.
Eh.
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Jul 2, 2008 19:55:42 GMT -5
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Post by -Lithium- on Jul 2, 2008 20:15:46 GMT -5
Yeah like Michael Bay would actually write something. Dudes a hack...
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Post by BlackJackRobby on Jul 2, 2008 22:57:52 GMT -5
That is such a fake, if there is not an explosion by the first page you know it's not Bay.
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Post by tna on Jul 3, 2008 1:25:12 GMT -5
If that were to have been real, RRA might have gone into a coma.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2008 5:26:07 GMT -5
"Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. Guitar solo."
We can all only hope to write something that epic within our lifetimes.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jul 3, 2008 5:40:57 GMT -5
Meh.
The only thing that impressed me about it is that someone actually took wasted time to makes the papers look crumpled.
And sorry but I like Micheal bay.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jul 3, 2008 5:44:13 GMT -5
This couldn't BE faker.
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Post by Splinter on Jul 3, 2008 5:45:42 GMT -5
If this was a Bay movie she would have been a brunette and not blonde. Secondly there should have been a twist involving her saying her dad was really a spy fior the Iraqis in the first Gulf War
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Jul 3, 2008 9:09:14 GMT -5
I don't know that anyone is trying to pass it off as real. That said, I haven't laughed this hard in a week.
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Post by The Ichi on Jul 3, 2008 9:29:17 GMT -5
...It's SUPPOSED to be a joke, people.
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Post by shiranui on Jul 3, 2008 9:31:24 GMT -5
...It's SUPPOSED to be a joke, people. Jokes? On the internet? That can't be right! (but yeah, even I can see this is intended as a joke even though I'm a total humorless bastard)
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Post by Corporate H on Jul 3, 2008 9:34:36 GMT -5
I can honestly say I would much rather see that movie.
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Post by Cheeba on Jul 3, 2008 9:40:27 GMT -5
This is hilarious. Michael Bay is the suck and deserves the mocking.
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