Bret had no problem with Montreal until Taker told him the laughs were at him, not for him.
Taker always spits in the Salad bar.
At Pizza Hut, Taker takes all of the pizza at the buffet, then throws it straight in the bin.
When you're playing Puyo Pop, and you only need one more puyo to hit a 15 hit combo, Taker will do a crappy 2 combo, and kill you.
Taker waits outside your house for packages. When they're just about to be delivered, he walks to the postman and says "I'll take that."
Taker wasn't trying to throw foley off the cell. He was trying to throw him into the crowd.
Taker wipes his ass with the toilet roll without taking the actual paper off of the roll.
All you base belong to Taker.
Taker locked the door, not billy.
Taker plays online strategy games, such as C&C and recon errors every time you're about to attack.
Ever woke up feeling you slept wrong? That's because Taker kicked your ass while you slept.
Taker tells kids the tooth fairy goes for adults instead. Only it's called the poop fairy. So every time an adult poops, they must get a new poop under their pillow.
Taker likes to mess with your mind. He'll come up to you and hit you, then act scared and run off. As you give chase, he outruns you, and then starts walking back when give up. You go to chase him again....and he runs, but doesn't run that fast. Should you catch him? Why is he smiling? Is that barbed taped wire around his fists?
Edge and lita are a mistake. It was Taker who sent Lita an 'I've always fancied you' message using Edge's phone.
Taker told Nailz that Mcmahon loved asphyxiation.
Taker always replaces the Blockbuster DVDs with porno.
Taker goes through your bin for old bank statements. He then phones you up and claims you owe millions to the bank, and tricks you just by quoting your last transactions.
On Valentines day, Taker always sends your girlfriend an anonymous card.
Taker always waits until you've finished watching porn on your parents computer, and left to 'tidy up', before moving all the porn into random folders.
While you're trying to hit on a girl, Taker always comes up to you and slaps your ass while whispering into your ear 'Last night was good, little buddy.'
When it's raining, Taker waits in his car by a big puddle, and then pulls off just as someone is walking by.
Taker was Bigfoot. He's also the Yeti.
Everytime you write out a well thought out meaningful post on an internet forum, Taker writes TLDR.
Whenever you try to watch porn and someone is over, Taker makes sure to lock the speakers at the highest volume possible.
Taker calls you for dinner and then waits outside the door with his foot sticking out.
Taker always changes the saved tuning and colour settings on the TV.
Taker phones up random numbers, shouts I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING! into the phone then hangs up.
Taker asks Mr Miyamoto inappropriate game questions. Like whenever a new Mario is released he sticks his hand up at the press conference and says stuff like "Do you get to see the Princess naked in this one?" He also yells out BORING whenever a princess is mentioned to be in another castle.
Taker always does really good at games, and then when you ask someone else to watch him, he denies ever having played a game and calls you a wimp.
Taker will say weird stuff to your parents at dinner. Not stuff that's rude, just weird. Such as....Your mum will say to you 'Jeff call round for you earlier on', and Taker will pipe up with 'Yeah. He'll mix you up, he'll mix you up like a deck. He'll take a photo of you yeah, put it on his face and grind you up, go EEH! EEH! EEH! If there's a wrong thing that goes wrong, he'll throw it in the bin yeah, he'll send it off and he'll remake you.'
Taker always cuts big holes in your magazine and claims there was a coupon there.
Taker bullies bullies into bullying you.
helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
