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Aunt Blabby Tells All.
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Post by ape on Jun 1, 2005 14:12:33 GMT -5
*mean gene stops ape love backstage*
mean gene - ape love...i thought you were psychoapeguy again...that promo that just aired...
ape love - daddy, what are you talking about, man? psychoapeguy is gone, dadio! ape love is here to stay, jack! oooooooooowwwwwwww!!
mean gene - ...oh...oh alright....well...then what happened out there last night against dink and little beaver?
ape love - i dunno gene-o...we were having a groovy time, dancing in the ring for the fans and bammo! the lights went out, man! when they came back on, my little friends were out for the count!
mean gene - umm, ape love, the lights never went out. YOU did that to them.
ape love - gene-o, baby...you're talking crazy! you're a crazy cat, daddy! that's why i like you! here, have some turkay, dadio! oooooooowwwwwwwww eat turkay!!!
*ape love tosses mean gene some turkey and walks out of the camera's view.*
mean gene - ...well i dunno what's going on...but i smell something rotten going on...actually, i think it's this turkey. back to you, guys...
*camera cuts elsewhere.*
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jun 1, 2005 15:32:56 GMT -5
A pre-taped interview with David Adams airs.
Adams: Well, here I am, on the set of 'Marcel: The Marcel Adams Story', the film based on my father's life, and let me tell you all, the cast is great. From James Franco as the young Marcel to Kevin Costner as the older Marcel. We got cameos by some of the true legends of the sport, Steve Austin, Addy Bomb, The Rock, and so many more. I'd like to think this time to thank all of my father's friends and fans around the world. Without their help, this film would never have the chance to get made.
But need you fret, I'll be back defending my Ox championship aganist whomever wants to step up. When? Tomorrow. So, if by then Toomi has selected someone for me to face or not, I'll call out an open challange to anyone in the EWT arena come tomorrow night. I'm very glad and thankful that Toomi has given me as much time off as I needed to spend time on the set here to make sure how great everything is. And for that, the best promoter of all time, Mr. Toomi will be playing himself in this film, because as we all know, there's not even an actor good enough to pull off Toomi then Toomi. Well, besides Mr. Franco, but he's already cast.
Well, see you boys in the back and all you great fans tomorrow night.
Have a great night and God bless you, one and all.
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Post by obi on Jun 1, 2005 15:58:55 GMT -5
*obi is sat backstage*
Obi: that OX division title would look pretty sharp around my waist, wouldnt it lita Sara?
Sara: what did you just call me?
Obi: look, a bird!
*sara looks round. obi chloroforms her and then turns to the camera*
Obi: toomi, you know im good enough for the Ox division, i urge you to consider the miracle!
*fade*
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Jun 1, 2005 17:20:40 GMT -5
Moxie: Well, now that i've gotten rid of that whiny kid, Billy... Tooms, if you want me to, i'd be happy to defeat David Adams for that OX Title.
If of course, you lift that ban that you placed on me, many months ago...
<Moxie raises an eyebrow, and turns around and walks away.>
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Post by sirendemented on Jun 1, 2005 19:00:24 GMT -5
~*~ Siren enters the ring and has a mic ~*~
Siren: This is for any of your "Wrestlers" back there who think you are man enough to handle me. Im looking for someone to manage, if you think you got what it takes, let me know.....
~*~ Siren drops mic and walks away ~*~
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jun 1, 2005 20:35:51 GMT -5
("Poor And Weird" starts playing and Ultimo Chocula makes his way to the ring with the Gene Rayburn Memorial belt wrapped around his waist. The crowd is none to happy about this as some proceed to let out a few boos. UC enters the ring and takes the mic.)
UC: "Recognize the champ, Slick!"
(More boos, which is an improvement if you think about it.)
UC: "I want to make this perfectly clear to that zit, PiZzA. Your constant griping is getting older than the trucker hat craze. Man, you whine so much I thought you were Anikan Skywalker for a minute. If you're so friggin' tough, you and I would've gone round and round a long time ago. But all you are is talk and I have no time for posers. So why don't you just go away and save everyone the misery of having to endure another one of your little tantrums. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a belt to defend. You wouldn't know about that though. This sort of thing is for real men."
(Scotty Riggs makes his way out from behind the curtain and does that stupid clap thing. UC shakes his head and laughs as he turns to give his sweat shirt and his fake title to an usher. Just then PZA bolts from the back and tosses Riggs head first off the stage into the crowd. PZA is running full sprint down the ramp and the audience begins to make some noise. UC hears this and turns around just in time to get body tackled. PZA and UC are trading punches and going berzerk on each other. They manage to stand up but are continuing to land some stiff shots on each other. The crowd is very worked up and a team of refs come running from the back to try and break it up but they aren't doing so well. Brian Hebner takes an elbow to the nose. Pee Wee Anderson gets tossed half way across the ring. Tim White takes a wicked shot in the ribs. Somehow the refs seperate the two and get PZA outside the ring where he stands on the ramp yelling obscenities at UC. UC is bleeding from the mouth so bad you'd think he was Gangrel. PZA's left eye is all ready starting to swell and turn purple. The refs are still trying to cool both men down but PZA is still yelling. UC grabs his belt from the usher and holds it up in front of PZA while grabbing his crotch. PZA loses it again and charges the ring. Both guys are back slugging each other hard while more refs get caught in the crossfire. Charles Robinson gets cracked in the chin. Dave Hebner takes a boot to the ghoulies. Nick Patrick gets slugged in the face trying to get in between both men. Order isn't finally restored until Sgt. Slaughter comes out to break it up. He somehow manages to get PZA off UC and orders him to the back. PZA starts heading back up the ramp to the cheers of the crowd. UC is being held back by three refs in the ring until they finally get him to go back after PZA has dissappeared. Once both men are safely in the back, Sarge looks over the collateral damage as six injured refs try to drag their broken carcasses backstage.)
(Commercial)
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jun 1, 2005 22:00:31 GMT -5
*Addy Bomb comes out from the back, no music no pyro no nothing, he is still looking for his title & just then Spaz appears on the Toomitron.*
S: Yoo Hoo Mr. Bomb looking for this?
*Hold up title.*
S: You won't find it at the arena I am long gone now. The only way to get this back is to beat me in the ring, give me the title match that I deserve you win, you get your belt back I win I am the new EWT Heavyweight Champion I had you covered for the 3 count once I can do it again.
*Screen goes to static & Addy is shown standing in the ring visibly furious.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jun 1, 2005 22:11:58 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff interupts the videofeed*
Spaz, Spaz, Spaz, my friend. You do not deserve d*** in the EWT. Why? Because, you haven't earned it. You don't deserve that championship belt, nor any other championship in any wrestling organization. Hell, Ultimo Chocula is more of a champion then you will ever be.
And Spaz, as long as you hold what doesn't belong to you....you are BANNED from the EWT Arena unless your willing to return stolen property.
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Post by viscera on Jun 2, 2005 0:03:59 GMT -5
* Paul Poo is seen in the bathroom... but he's no longer alive... he's now dead.
Oh no... who killed Paul Poo?!
The audience pretty much doesn't care at all... except a bunch of sympathetic people who think it's for real... *
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jun 2, 2005 0:39:09 GMT -5
*Spaz appears again on the Toomitron.*
S: Toomi says I can't enter the building? Fine, Addy you want your belt back? Two words Street Fight. I don't have to enter the building. Toomi if you really think that I'm no better than Chocula sanction the match, Addy Bomb v Spaz in a Street Fight for this *Holds Up Belt* the EWT Heavyweight Title. Think of the ratings, think of the money, think of the damage we can do to each other.
*Camera fades to some sort of beige color.*
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Jun 2, 2005 2:20:41 GMT -5
*Limey comes out to the ring to a plethora of heat.*
Limey: Ever since I was a lad, I was told I was "unstable". There have been "incidents" in the past, and of those "incidents", I spent several times away, being examined by people who thought they knew me. They never knew me! I've spent all my life alone, and anyone who looked at me was detested by me. THEY WERE REPULSED BY ME! But...I now know that I need help. There may be someone who would understand me.
Siren.
All my life, I've been listening to metal, whilst everyone else tried to calm me, sooth me with classical. That only served to drive me insane. Metal was the only thing..the only thing I could truly relax to. And then my family, my neighbours, they would yell at me to turn it down. THEY NEVER UNDERSTOOD ME! But Siren will. She's a hard rocker. Like me.
So, Siren. I ask of you. Let me be managed by you. I have been driven insane by people not knowing me, not truly understanding me. But you will understand me. You and I, we're one and the same. Tortured souls that find bliss in the world of metal. And furthurmore...
*The music of Teddy Hart plays, and he runs down to the ring. He runs to the turnbuckle, and leaps off in a crossbody, right onto Limey. The match is underway.
Teddy bounces off the ropes, and leaps onto Limey in a Hurricanrana. Limey gets up using the ropes, and Teddy Hart runs at him. Limey drops him with a sidewalk slam. Then lifts him up, and does an Irish whip. Teddy ducks a clothesline, and rebounds off the ropes in an Asai moonsault for a two count. Teddy climbs the ropes, but Limey quickly jumps up runs to the turnbuckle, and slams Teddy off the top rope onto the floor in an armdrag manouver. He then waits for Teddy to get up, then lifts him up...TWIST O' LIME! As Teddy is reeling, Limey applies the Lime Disease, and Teddy quickly taps out.
Fink: Here is your winner...LIMEY!
*Post-Match, Limey solemnly walks to the back.*
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Post by sirendemented on Jun 2, 2005 3:36:45 GMT -5
~*~ Up in the highest rafter, Siren watches as Limey walks away~*~
Siren: So you think we are one in the same huh? We'll see just how similar we are...
~*~ Siren fades into the deepest, darkest corner ~*~
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Maelstrom
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The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Jun 2, 2005 8:25:17 GMT -5
*Pyro and smoke go off as Maelstrom makes his way down to the ring, he grabs the mic*
Maelstrom: I am restless in the deep vortex of my aquarium so I have come out for a match . . . who is my opponent?
*On that note some music hits and One Man Gang heads to the ring*
*The bell rings and Maelstrom overpowers One Man Gang in the corner. One Man Gang fires back with the 10 punch count. He sends Maelstrom to the outside. Maelstrom stalls out there but he comes back in and One Man Gang punches some more. Maelstrom returns the favour with some kicks to the gut, followed by a clothesline. Maelstrom tries to bodyslam One Man Gang but…you guessed it, One Man Gang is just too big. Maelstrom is whipped into the corner by One Man Gang. One Man Gang goes for an avalanche but misses. Maelstrom hammers on One Man Gang some more and knocks him down twice, Irish whip into the ropes by Maelstrom who hits a Big Boot, One Man Gang is down. Sensing victory Maelstrom calls for the Whirlpool . . . but One Man Gang is just too heavy . . . and powers out of it with a back toss, One Man Gang goes for a Big Splash & it connects. 1 . . 2 . . . th . . Maelstrom kicks out. One Man Gnag goes for another but Maelstrom moves . . . he bounces off the ropes with a flying forearm sending the big man down. Maelstrom stalks the ring and decides to finsh One Man Gang. Maelstrom goes for a punch its blocked, One Man Gang attempst a powerslam but its countered into the Water-on-the Brain (dragon sleeper) . . . One Man Gang tries to reach the ropes but can't . . . One Man Gang taps.*
Annoncer: Your winner Maelstrom!
Maelstrom: Another victim of the tides has been sunk, All Will Fall! I await a true opponent to challenge me, In the end My tide is set on the Tri-State Championship and to get there I need to prove myself against someone worthwhile before I take out the Cheese-Eater. . . Heiden-Dorf this is just an example of my power . . .
*Maelstrom goes to the outside and looks under the ring after a little search he finds an empty Fish Tank he brings it back into the ring . . . as One Man Gang is begining to get back up . . . . a referee tries to stop Maelstrom but runs away when Maelstrom threatens him, Maesltorm then smashes the tank over One Man Gang's head, busting him open. . . Maesltrom kicks One Man Gang out of the ring . . . EMT's run down to check on him*
M: You see nothing can hold back the tides of change, Nothing! the current is strong and you will be pulled under! . . . . The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jun 2, 2005 11:16:29 GMT -5
*Toomi Bischoff is walking down a hallway & knocks on a door. Ogre stands next to him as a famaliar voice is heard from behind the door.*
Voice: Yes??
TB: Look, I need your help. You think I don't care for you because of what I did & that's not true. I trust you. I trust you alot. And that is why I ask this favor of you.
Voice: What is it?
TB: I have to leave EWT for a week or so to have surgery. The attack from Spaz on the Maim Event reinjured my leg after the car accident. And it requires me in the hospital. I need somebody I know I can trust in charge of the EWT in my absence. And that somebody is you. Will you do it?
Voice: Uncle Toomi, I would be happy to. As long as cheese can by my co-GM.
TB: Um...Ok...I guess.
Voice: I won't let you down Uncle Toomi. I won't. I won't let you down.
*Toomi Bischoff walks away with Ogre & turns to Ogre, whispering:*
TB: Keep an eye on him, please. I'm starting to have a bad feeling about this.
Ogre: Sure thing Rog.
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Jun 2, 2005 16:30:23 GMT -5
*A-Bomb is shown backstage in front of the EWT logo*
A-Bomb:Spaz you listen here you son of b****! You are in for a major ass kicking! I can't even imagine what I'm going to do to you when I get my hands on you. You steal MY EWT Championship Belt which I had custom made and then you hurt my wife! F***! You better enjoy life as much as you can. You better kiss your family and friends goodbye...because when I face you in this Street Fight I am going to dismantle you. You might just see a new side to the Beta Male*laughs*! Spaz but you will get the POOOOOOOOOUNNCE'UH! Exclamation Point!
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Jun 2, 2005 16:48:16 GMT -5
*A jobber walks down the ramp to generic music. Jobber rolls into the ring and throws up 1 finger as the crowd looks dead. Music hits and the fans jump out of their seats.
Jim Hoss:It's Stevie Richards! Looks like he's making his in ring return tonight.
*The crowd chants "Stevie" "Stevie" as he climbs into the ring. The chanting fades away as Stevie and the jobber face off.
The two lock up. The jobber applies a headlock. Stevie pushes the jobber away but the jobber falls to his knees with the hold still applied. Stevie rolls the jobber into a pin for a 1 count. The jobber rolls back into the hold. Stevie begins to get to his feet and back suplexes the jobber to the mat. Stevie runs and leaps over the jobber. The jobber leaps up for a hurricurana as Stevie comes running back towards him. Stevie reverses it into a slingshot into the corner. The jobber leaps onto the top rope and leaps off with a moonsault getting a 2 count. The jobber picks Stevie up and is met with a punch to the gut. Stevie suplexs the jobber and rolls into another. The jobber gets up and Stevie nails him with a atomic drop. Stevie sets up for the Stevie Kick. The jobber ducks and leaps up for a spinning heel kick. Stevie catches the jobber and nails a backbreaker. Stevie climbs to the top rope. The jobber runs towards the corner and up the ropes. The jobber is holding Stevie attempting a suplex but Stevie is maintaining his ground. The jobber finally gets Stevie off balance. The two are crashing to the ground and Stevie reverses the suplex into a Stevie T.(holy s*** chants echo throughout the arena). Stevie covers the jobber 1-2-3.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jun 2, 2005 18:41:12 GMT -5
David Adams makes his way out to the ring for his match that he mentioned last night.
Adams: Well, seems no one worthy enough has stepped-up yet for the challange, so, what that means is that this will be a non-title match. So, who back there wants to see if you have what it takes to hang with me?
*20 seconds pass and no one comes from the entrance.*
"Well, this seems about right, no one wants to face me, this is real surprising.
*Quickly from behind, two masked men with steel chairs and kendo sticks attack Adams and leave him with the crimson mask laid in the ring as they run through the crowd to make their exit.*
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jun 3, 2005 1:38:59 GMT -5
*After Adams' beating Spaz appears on the Toomitron.*
S: Bomb, I am glad to see that you are not the big chicken I thought you were. If this street fight is to go down we must get some sort of contract signed I don't trust Toomi, when I beat you he will probably just say it wasn't a sanctioned match or some BS to stop me from being champion. You two are buddies get him to make it an official Title Match & we are on like Donkey Kong!
*Toomitron goes static.*
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Post by viscera on Jun 3, 2005 2:29:48 GMT -5
* Suddenly Paul Poo's music starts playing, but strangely nobody comes out *
Commentator: Oh come on now... this is some kind of joke! Everyone knows Paul Poo is dead... or should I say flushed.
* Suddenly the music stops and some seedy bar-like music starts playing as Paul Poo walks out wearing a jacket and jeans instead of his usual attire. He has a pool stick in his hand as he slides into the ring. *
P.P: Most of you folks thing that I was dead... well, I wasn't!!! I was just asleep at the time... but your right. Paul Poo... is dead. Say hello to... Cue Paul! I came back to make everyone " scratch " and " sink em " all! So... get ready for me... Cue Paul... the world's toughest Pool Player!!! "
* The crowd still is completely dead... sinc ethis gimmick is only a tad less bad than the previous one. Cue Paul leaves the ring... *
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Jun 3, 2005 10:23:11 GMT -5
*The ring is set up like a hotel as it's time for the Heartbreak Hotel segment. HBH, Gasoline, and Rosa head down to the ring*
HBH: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most revolutionary event going on in EWT today! Welcome to the Heartbreak Hotel! This will be bigger than any other before it, including the Highlight Reel and Piper's Pit. And whether you people like it or not, you'll learn to love it, because it will be the best thing going today! But enough bragging, it's time to introduce our first guests. They're co-holders of the Stable titles. They're sure to be big stars one day here in EWT (yeah, as if THAT'LL ever happen). Please welcome Joel and Mike, the Nyrds!
*Joel and Mike head down to the ring. They both have happy looks on their faces*
Joel: Oh boy! I can't believe we're the first guests on the Heartbreak Hotel!
Mike: We've never been first for anything in our lives!
HBH: And somehow that doesn't shock me.
Joel (turning to Rosa): Hey there, beautiful. Are you tired?
Mike: You've been running in our minds all day.
*They back off as Gasoline threatens them, but HBH holds him off*
HBH: Easy there, big guy. We don't want any trouble from the Dweebs.
Joel and Mike: We're Nyrds.
HBH: Whatever. But on a serious note, your friend El Unorigino is laid up in a hospital. How does that make you feel?
Joel: That makes us mad.
Mike: Very mad.
Joel: We're going to find the guy that did this.
Mike: And we're going to make him pay!
HBH: Gonna unleash some Nyrd power, huh?
*Joel and Mike nod*
HBH: Well that should be interesting. What are your hopes and aspirations here in EWT?
Joel: We want to make it to the top and one day become EWT Heavyweight Champion.
HBH: Just so we're on the same page, you don't mean be champion at the same time, right?
Mike: Um, I don't think so. Do we, Joel?
Joel: No way man.
HBH: Hmmm, OK. Any other things you want to accomplish?
Mike: We also want to get it on with a hot chick. *Turns to Rosa* Have you ever experienced some Nyrd lovin'? It's really good.
*Meanwhile Joel does some pelvic thrusts. Rosa is clearly disgusted*
HBH: Oh, so you're also horny, right? Well good luck, but if I may say so, I don't think any fine-looking woman wants any your so-called "Nyrd lovin'".
Joel: Oh, they're just playing hard to get.
Mike: That's why we keep pestering them.
*They move closer to Rosa, who eventually runs behind Gasoline*
HBH: Look, I know you guys are desperate and at the bottom of the food chain. but don't you get it. SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU. EITHER OF YOU. But since you wouldn't listen, we now have a problem. And the only way to get rid of the problem is...
*Gives Joel some Sweet Chin Muzak. Gas then gives Mike a big boot and sends him over the top rope. HBH does the same to Joel*
HBH: Now beat it, or you'll get a worse beating than you took when you were in school!
*Joel and Mike retreat to the back, dejected*
HBH: And that concludes the first installment of the Heartbreak Hotel. We'll be back next week with another surprise guest!
*HBH, Gasoline, and Rosa pose in the ring before leaving*
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