Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Sept 29, 2005 10:14:35 GMT -5
*We find ourselves back with Mr.Big and Curly Long. Curly is on Big's shoulders, while the Laptop is slung under Big's arm*
CURLY: Dammit, why did you leave the charger at home, I was really looking forward to that video! . . oh well . . lets go watch some . . hey whats that sound? . . .
*Sounds of Music,balloons, people talking and having a good time can be heard*
CURLY: Hey that sounds like a party! . . this night might not be a total waste after all . .
*They walk around a corner, and find Toomi Bishoff's office is wide open, a young girl stumbles out and collapses on the floor, she looks up at Big and Curly*
DRUNK GIRL: ooohhh . . . a big man . .
CURLY: You better believe it girl!
*The Girl smiles and then slumps further to the ground, clearly the alcohol is taking its affect, as she peacefully snores on the arena floor*
CURLY: C'mon Big lets take a look inside . .
*Curly and Big walk into the office, people are Dancing, Drinking and having a good time, we see Trunk impressing a girl with his strength on the sofa by crushing a walnut in his hand.*
CURLY: This is great, but now I'm here the party has really begun!
*Big puts down Curly and walks up to the makeshift bar, Big picks up a coconut and cracks it in his hands, he then pours the coconut milk into a few glasses and then mixes it with some alcohol. He hands the cocktails out, one to Curly, one for himself and one to a Girl who is sitting on Toomi's desk, meanwhile Curly is wandering around the room,until he reaches the closet*
CURLY: Hey whats in here?
*Curly opens the door and finds Raskall and the Girl in a intimate clinch, the girl is wearing a lot less when she went in earlier and Raskall is clearly quite drunk*
CURLY: Hey its a couple of swingers!
*Curly smiles, grabs a female midget who was at the party and then jumps in the closet as well. The door shuts behind them as it slowly begins to sway*
*A 'VLB' chant can be heard from the crowd as Mr. Big shakes his head in disbelief, he turns back to the party*
(cut to commercial)
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Post by scbg on Sept 29, 2005 12:09:22 GMT -5
Back to the party. Raskall and the girl exit from the closet. Raskall is practically falling down drunk.
Raskall: Hey, there're two midgets geddin' it on in there! What's a party wi'out midgets?
Raskall notices that Mr. Big has arrived.
Raskall: Whoa, check thishh guy out! Biiiig freakin' guy! Hey, d'you arm-wreshhle?
Mr. Big nods.
Raskall: Ya do? Aweshhome. Y'see that guy right over...um...hey Trunk, where are ya?
Trunk, slightly wasted but still on his feet, wanders over.
Raskall: Thish guy says he wants t'armwrestle wiz you! Ya wanna do it, or ya wanna do it?
Trunk: Oh, it's on! It's always on!
Raskall clears several bottles and a few passed-out girls off Bischoff's desk.
Raskall: A'right! Trunk, you over here. Big dude, you over here. Y'ready? Ready?
Trunk and Mr. Big clasp each other hands firmly. By this time, several people have taken notice and are gathered around to watch.
Raskall: Okay, one...two...two 'n' a half...
Trunk: GO!!
Raskall: Okay, three!
Trunk and Mr. Big start out even, both straining heavily against each other's power. Trunk begins to push toward Mr. Big, but Big pushes back, and nearly has Trunk's hand down. Just as it seems that Mr. Big has won, Raskall comes up from behind and smashes an empty bottle over Mr. Big's head. A few people gasp in shock.The distraction allows Trunk to win.
Raskall: Yeah, Trunk! Whaddaya think of that?
Mr. Big stands up and glares a hole through Raskall.
Raskall: Whoa, man. No hard feelings. I didn't mean nothin' by it. Hey, it's a party! Grab a beer! Have a great time!
Mr. Big doesn't budge.
Raskall: Oh s***.
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Post by DSR on Sept 29, 2005 13:15:42 GMT -5
*Back to ringside, the crowd pops huge when a loud "WHOOOOOO!" plays over the PA system. The familiar tune plays, as Ric Flair comes out, in a a purple robe, "WHOOO"-ing and strutting to the delight of the fans. The Nature Boy steps between the ropes and continues "WHOOO"-ing as he removes the robe.
DSR's music hits, and the champ walks out. The crowd boos the EWT Champ unmercifully. DSR is completely unphased. DSR rolls into the ring under the bottom rope. When DSR gets up, he pulls the World Title off of his waist and holds it up proudly.
Howard Finkel: This next contest is for the EWT World Heavyweight Title. Introducing first, weighing in at-
Flair: WHOOOOOOOO!
HF: Hailing from-
Flair: WHOOOOOO!
HF: -North Caronlina. He is the current WWE Intercontinental Champion, The NATURE BOY! RIC! FLAIR!
*Crowd cheers.
Flair: DSR! To be the man, you gotta beat the man!
DSR: Listen up, a**hole. You ain't been the man in over 10 years. Look at my World Title. That belt has become the MOST IMPORTANT title in this business WITHOUT YOU. You're gonna be nothing but a footnote on MY Title Reign.
HF: His opponent, from Bayside, California. Weighing in at 235 pounds.
*DSR whispers into Finkel's ear.
HF: <to DSR> You're serious?
*DSR nods.
HF: <to the crowd> The Living Weapon, The Real Life A**hole, The Emocore Hero, The EWT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, D! S! R!
*The ref holds the EWT Title up.
DSR: Get that f***ing belt up higher, man.
*While the ref continues to show the Belt to all four sides of the ring, DSR doesn't see Ric Flair come up and poke him in the eye! While DSR's rubbing his eye, Ric Flair attempts a schoolboy just as the bell rings. The ref drops to the mat and counts to 1 before DSR kicks out. DSR argues with the ref, as Flair comes from behind and nails a low blow. Flair backs DSR into the corner and proceeds to chop DSR, as the crowd "WHOOOO"s in approval. Flair goes to whip DSR into the ropes, DSR reverses, sending Flair over the top turnbuckle, but he lands on his feet on the ring apron. DSR attempts to clothesline Flair off the apron, Flair ducks. DSR turns to face Flair, and is met with a chop to the chest. Flair comes back into the ring. Flair punches DSR a few times, before DSR falls to the mat. Flair "WHOOO"s before he climbs up the top turnbuckle. DSR gets to his feet. Flair comes down with a double axe handle, but as he's coming down, DSR hits a European Uppercut on Flair! Flair hits the mat, but DSR picks him up and sets him in the corner. DSR hits the Nature Boy with a series of rapid-fire chops to the chest, then nails another European Uppercut. DSR whips Flair into the opposite corner. As Flair stumbles out of the corner, DSR charges in, nailing a Clothesline from TRL! DSR goes for the cover, but Flair kicks out at 2 and a half. DSR picks up Flair and puts him back in the corner. DSR chops a few more times, but Flair drops to his knees, begging DSR to stop. DSR knows Flair's gonna try a low blow, so DSR backs off. Before Flair can get back to his feet, DSR charges back in with a Front Dropkick to the face! The crowd continues to boo the hell out of DSR, who doesn't really give a s***. DSR stands in the corner, waiting to deliver an Emokick. Flair gets up, DSR comes out of the corner. Flair sees what's coming and rolls out of the ring. The Nature Boy bides his time on the outside of the ring for a few seconds. When Flair gets back up onto the ring apron, DSR gets right up in Flair's face. Flair proceeds to bite DSR's nose! The ref gets the Nature Boy to quit, and while the ref is checking on DSR's nose, Flair reaches into his tights and pulls out some knucks! DSR says he's fine and shoves the ref out of the way. Flair goes to punch DSR, but DSR ducks the punch. When Flair turns around, DSR dropkicks the Nature Boy in his knee! As Flair's on all fours, DSR pulls the knucks off of Flair and tosses them out of the ring. DSR then stomps on Flair's hand. DSR runs the ropes and hits a dropkick to Flair's ribs. DSR then pulls up Flair, only for Flair to thumb DSR in the eye again! While DSR is rubbing his eye, Flair trips DSR's feet out from under him. The Nature Boy grabs DSR's leg and "WHOOOO"s. The crowd is totally behind the Nature Boy! As Ric begins to apply the Figure Four, DSR grabs him, turning it into a modified Inside Cradle! The ref counts, but Flair kicks out at 2. Flair and DSR get up at roughly the same time. Flair whips DSR into the ropes. DSR ducks Flair's clothesline, hits the opposite ropes, and nails Flair with a Yakuza Kick to the back of the head! Flair starts to pick himself up off the mat, but DSR grabs him and nails the EXPLODER SUPLEX! DSR grabs Flair's legs, as the crowd loudly voices its disapproval. DSR locks on the Sharpshooter. Flair claws at the mat, trying desperately to pull himself to the ropes. He inches ever closer to the ropes. As the crowd eggs the Nature Boy on, he finally grabs the bottom rope. The referee starts to administer a count so DSR will break the hold. DSR essentially stands up while still holding Flair's legs, and pulls Flair back to the middle of the ring. DSR reapplies the Sharpshooter with full force! Flair struggles, fighting to get back to the ropes for all he's worth, before finally tapping out.
Howard Finkel: The winner of this match, and STILL EWT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, D! S! R!
*DSR takes his Belt and clutches it close to him. He gets up to the second turnbuckle and raises his arms. DSR sees Flair laid out on the mat, exhausted. The ref is checking on Flair. DSR grabs Flair's legs and pulls him toward the corner. DSR climbs the ropes and delivers a 450! The crowd is on the verge of riot, as DSR grabs his belt and rolls under the ring ropes.
DSR: Hope you're happy, Flair. You've succeeded in making yourself look foolish.
*DSR walks up the ramp and backstage, as the crowd continues to shower him with hatred. End scene.
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Post by curtrok on Sept 29, 2005 20:07:25 GMT -5
Curtrok and Botchberg enter the ring as we come back from break. Public Enemy are waiting for them. Curtrok and Rocco Rock are set to start things off. Curtrok lays down as the bell rings. Rocco Rock looks at the referre, the ref signals for Rocco to make the cover he does and the Public Enemy win the match.
Curtrok gets on the mic after the match.
CR: Botchberg and I have lost our smile, its been fun posting in this threaderation but when it stopped being about the fun we knew it was time to go. We might be back some time in the future but for right now we are going to hang them up. Botchberg any thoughts.
BB: blearg whose next blah blah whatever, lets go grab some beers.
Curtrok and Botchberg walk out of the arena jump into an 01 focus and drive away.
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Post by Gasoline: Gen. Tech Member on Sept 29, 2005 23:09:14 GMT -5
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied by Rosa and the Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels, weighing in at 323 lbs, "Big Daddy" Gasoline!
*Gasoline heads to the ring to a somewhat mixed reaction. He grabs a mic*
Gas: Before I get to my match, there's something I need to say. I know there's this rumor running around that Bret and I are splitting up. Well I'm here to tell you all that that is not true. *Crowd boos* Bret and I, we're like brothers. We've been through a lot together, and it's going to take more than some silly rumor to break us up. And when you think about it, it can't be true, especially when you consider the source. You see, the reason this person decided to start the rumor is because he knows his days as tag team champion are almost over.
*Gasoline starts walking toward HBH. Crowd cheers. Then Gas turns to the camera*
Gas: Limey, I'm coming for you and that tag team belt. And when I get finished with you, I'll once have gold around my waist and you won't have a leg to stand on.
*HBH applauds him. Crowd meanwhile doesn't like that and boos*
Weeeeelllllllllll, well it's the big show...
RA: And his opponent, weighing in at 500 lbs, the Big Show!
*Big Show gets a good reception. HBH gives Gasoline some pep talk right before that match starts*
The bell rings to signal the start of the match. Gas and Big Show circle the ring. They lock up in a test of strength. Big Show is able to force Gas into a corner. He backs off. The two lock up again, this time with Gas getting a headlock on Show. Show whips Gas into the ropes. Gas attempts and shoulder block, but Show doesn't budge. Gas tries again, but gets the same results. He tries for a third time and is hit with a clothesline by Show, knocking him out of the ring. He regains his composure and strategizes with HBH before getting back in the ring. He locks up with Show again, this time breaking it with a knee to the midsection. He follows that up with a series of hard rights. He whips Show into the ropes. He attempts a clothesline, but Show ducks and gives him a headbutt. Show then hits him with another clothesline, finally knocking Gas down. He quickly covers him.
1... 2...
Gas kicks out. Show lifts up Gas and knees him in the ribs, followed by a hard chop. He then picks Gas up and bodyslams him. He goes for a leg drop, but HBH grabs his leg from outside, the ref unaware of the interference. Show motions for HBH to get in the ring. Meanwhile Gas charges at Show from behind. He starts to focus on Show's back, primarily around the kidneys. He lands lefts and rights on his back. He clubs Show, getting him down on one knee. Gas then starts to climb the ropes. He jumps down with a double axe handle to Show's back, finally causing him to fall face first to the mat. Gas rolls him over and covers him.
1... 2...
Show kicks out. Gas then stretches Show out in a crossbow-like figure with a knee on Show's lower back. Then he picks him up to give him a backbreaker. He rolls him over on his stomach and drops an elbow. Gas then rolls Show on his back again and covers him.
1... 2...
Show manages to kick out. Gas picks up Show and traps him in a bearhug. Show tries to fight his way out of it. Gas breaks it up after a few minutes. He kicks Show in the gut and whips him to the ropes. He attempts a big boot, but Show ducks it and hits him with a shoulder block. This causes Gas to bounce off the ropes, where Show hits him with a big boot. Again Gas bounces off the ropes. Show runs toward the ropes and finally knocks down Gas with a clothesline. He then hits another. He whips Gas into the ropes and hits a flapjack. He then covers Gas.
1... 2...
Gas kicks out. As Show goes to lift him up, he pokes him in the eye. Gas then runs to the ropes, but is met with a spinebuster. Show signals for the chokeslam. At this, Rosa gets up on the apron, distracting the referee. Show grabs Gas by the throat to set up the chokeslam. He lifts him up when suddenly...he's hit with a low blow by HBH! Show immediately drops Gas. HBH then hits Show with some Sweet Chin Muzak before getting out of the ring. Show is knocked back a little. Gas then charges at him with a big boot and knocks him down. At this point Rosa gets off the apron. Gas covers Show 1, 2, 3.
RA: Here is your winner, "Big Daddy" Gasoline!
*HBH and Rosa get in the ring to celebrate with Gasoline as the crowd boos*
*Fade to commercial*
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Millie D
El Dandy
Something VERY special.
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Post by Millie D on Sept 29, 2005 23:29:16 GMT -5
Todd- "Mia, Mia, can we get a word with you?"
Mia-" Sure..why the hell not..what do you wanna know?"
Todd-" No doubt you heard the comments Oceanic made about you and the shot at the Women's Championship...Do you have any response?"
Mia-' Yeah..I heard what she said and she is right.. I was missing because I was outsmarted by cheese sandwich but what lil Miss Oceanic is forgetting is, all that WAS SCRIPTED! I was paid to look like an idiot and give in to a sandwich...did I want to do it..NO but for what I am paid..I said YES..."
Todd-" You do realize what kind of trouble you could potentially putting yourself in right now by compromising behind the scenes work?"
Mia-' I DON'T GIVE A FLYING ----! They can do what they want to me and what can they do? Toomi quit and Merc is Gm now......who is gonna stop me Todd? YOU?................."
Todd-" Uhhh..........."
Mia-" Thought not....anyways..Oceanic does a lot of talking around here and if she would have researched I was also missing because I was hospitalized TWICE and could not return to action until i was cleared to do so and by that time, I did not have being champ on my mind.. I had revenge....which I did dish out on poor Heidendorf when I ran him over with the car.......My liife was turned upside down and I met merc, who still means EVERYTHING to me, but because of Toomi I was left out...I was damaged goods..I did not deserve a chance to be Champ again, but then things fell apart and NOW I feel even through all that crap I went through, more than Oceanic can even imagine, I STILL deserve a shot at that title and if going through Oceanic is what it takes then I will take her on, anytime anywhere.................!!"
Todd-" What about Merc?"
Mia-" Just because he is my ex does not mean he will give me what I want.. i want to EARN it and OCEANIC you have pissed the wrong Mistress off and she is coming for you.....with her mind intact and her anger flowing.....This interview, Todd, IS OVER!"
Mia pushes Todd out of the way and leaves
Todd-"You heard it here folks, Mia is not a happy Mistress and Oceanic better watch out...."
TBC
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Post by Banned Member on Sept 29, 2005 23:29:57 GMT -5
* No Chance hits,and out walks Merc Mcmahon with the Tri State Title on his shoulder,and struts his way to the ring. Merc enters the ring,and picks up the mic.*
MM: Ok I dont have alot of time,and I'm gonna make this brief. I have decide on two things. First off since the Tri State title is in my pocession. I am here to anounce me the MERCENARY as the Tri State Champ!
*Merc rips off the suit,and tie,and is in his Jeans,and tank top.*
I played the board of directors like the fools they are! There so lost without ToomBischoff it's not even funny! Now for the second thing I am taking a nice long weeks vacation away from the EWT to enjoy my championship. So who may you ask is in charge? Nobody thats who,and I'm on vacation starting now!
*Rise Up starts over PA,and Merc straps on the Tri State title,and leaves though the fans.*
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Post by Oceanic on Sept 30, 2005 0:25:20 GMT -5
Molly Holly comes out from the back to a nice pop from the crowd. She enters the ring and waits for her opponent. Oceanic's music and lights come on and she comes out looking determined. The bell rings and match is under way. Oceanic goes into a Muay Thai stance and waits for Molly to make the first move. Molly tries to tie up but Oceanic kicks her in the thigh. Molly tries again but she gets kicked in the other thigh. Oceanic sees her opening and belts Molly in the mouth with a cross elbow. Molly is on her knees and Oceanic steps over and flips Molly over applying a cross armbreaker. Molly is able to get to the ropes and the hold is broken. Both women are back up and Oceanic goes back into the stance. Molly makes a move and Oceanic goes for another kick but Molly catches and dragon screws Oceanic down. Molly applies an ankle lock but Oceanic gets to the ropes. They lock up again and Oceanic armdrags Molly down. Molly gets back up and Oceanic chops her across the chest. Oceanic gives her a couple more chops then sends Molly into the ropes for a flapjack. Molly slams stomach first onto the mat and Oceanic applies a front face lock. After a bit Molly manages to squirm up to her feet but still locked in the hold. Oceanic spins and drops Molly back to her stomach keeping the face lock applied. Molly stands up again and knees Oceanic in the stomach and reverses into a Northern Lights Suplex. 1......... 2......... Kickout. Molly sends Oceanic into the ropes and goes for a leap frog but Oceanic stops and bats Molly's legs so she lands on her back. With Molly stunned Oceanic goes back to a submission hold. She applies the El Nudo Lagunero wrestlingencyclopedia.com/Moves2/ElNudoLagunero.wmv dead center in the ring. Molly is squirming, trying to get out but she can't. Oceanic keeps the hold applied for two minutes then finally breaks it. Oceanic puts Molly in a sitdown front suplex then climbs to the second turnbuckle where she leaps off and hits a leg drop. She goes for the cover. 1............ 2............ Molly gets a shoulder up. Oceanic goes for a power bomb but Molly reverses into a hurricanrana. Oceanic gets back up and Molly hits her with a dropkick. Oceanic is back up against the turnbuckles and Molly takes her out with a monkey flip. Molly goes up to the top turnbuckle looking for the Molly Go Round but Oceanic bats one of her legs away causing Molly to crotch herself on the top rope. Oceanic scoops Molly up onto her shoulders, walks to the center of the ring, and levels Molly with a Hawaiian Muscle Buster. Molly is layed out flat and Oceanic is right on her, applying These Arms Are Snakes wrestlingencyclopedia.com/Moves/AnacondaVice.wmv Molly taps out after only a few seconds. The bell rings and Oceanic lets go of the hold. She is announced as the winner and Oceanic raises one arm. She then goes over to Molly and helps her up. She raises Molly's arm and gives her a quick hug in a show of respect. Both leave the ring together as the camera cuts to the next segment.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Sept 30, 2005 0:44:26 GMT -5
MATTHEWS: Linda, it seems as if you have the entire Women's locker room after you right now. Not just OCeanic and Chrysta, who you screwed out of their match on Sunday, but also Mistress Mia, who has been looking for-
*Linda stops Josh in his tracks.*
LINDA:*ala the bubbleheaded Trish from last year* Now hold on, Josh. You think any of those girls deserve this belt?This title was handed to me by the former and now retired GND champion, Hillary Clitton. She saw a Superstar and a champion in me, and there is no way that Oceanic,Mia, or even...Chrysta...can compare OR defeat me!
*With that, Chrysta and Ms. White walk by Linda, and Chrysta stares at Linda. She then proceeds to walk on. Fade to black.*
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Post by Chrysta on Sept 30, 2005 0:49:39 GMT -5
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making her way to the ring first, Lita!
*Lita’s music plays as she enters the arena and slides into the ring. Suddenly, Senzafine plays as Chrysta heads down to the ring, beinc accompanied by Ms. White.*
Chimel: And her opponent, being accompanied by Ms. White…The Ice Queen, CHRYSTA!
*Chrysta climbs into the ring, and the bell rings. Lita goes right to Chrysta and pummels her with a number of punches, then she tosses her into the ropes and knocks a clothesline on her. Chrysta gets up and Lita hits a crossbody on Chrysta and pins her.*
1!2!
*Chrysta gets up. Lita goes to the top ropes for a Litasault, but Ms. White pushes her off the pole,and onto the ground. Now Chrysta gets up on the post, and hits the Falling Icicle on top of Lita,and goes for the pin.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings, and Ms. White hands a microphone to Chrysta.*
Chrysta:Linda…sweet,sweet,dear Linda…you took something away from me on Sunday…dignity. However, there is one thing that I want back along with it…but it’s not anywhere around your waist.
No,my dear,precious Linda…what I want from you…and your brothers…is far,FAR more important to me than just some title. And believe me…I WILL have it!
*With that,Chrysta and Ms. White head out of the ring and up the ramp as Senzafine plays.*
FADE TO BLACK
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Post by paulpodanski on Sept 30, 2005 1:34:10 GMT -5
Announcer: The Following Contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring, from Marquette Michigan, weighing in at 360 pounds, Norman the Lunatic!
Norman the Lunatic slowly walks down to the ring to his theme, the crowd giving him a modest pop as he slides into the ring, waving to everyone.
Announcer: And his opponent, from Birmingham Alabama, Paul Podanski!!!
Let the Bodies hit the floor starts up and Paul comes running down the ramp, holding up the Tim " The Toolman " Terror's belt as if it was some kind of championship belt. The crowd gives him a huge pop as he sprints down the ramp... sliding into the ring and climbing onto the nearest turnbuckle. He yells stuff to the crowd as Norman stands watching him, curiously eying the Toolbelt.
Paul hops off the turnbuckle, tossing the toolbelt to Referee Lee... who catches it and exits the ring, wondering why he has it. Paul then eyes Norman as the bell rings. Norman quickly walks forward, locking up with Paul and trying to overpower him, Paul being pushed back slightly as Norman pushes him back, but soon Paul turning the tables and pushing Norman backwards. Norman is a bit surprised at Paul's strength, but breaks away from him.
Paul circles the ring, looking for an opening, then attacks Norman with a clothesline to the back of the neck, causing him to hunch over. Norman grunts a bit as Paul wraps his arms around the big man's waist, He then lifts him up for a Back Body Drop with little difficulty, slamming him to the mat.
Norman goes down hard as Paul quickly mounts him, hitting him with a few stiff punches to his face, Norman trying to escape in vain. Finally Paul gets off, lifting up Norman and hoisting him up for the Manhattan Drop... Norm holding his chest area in pain as Paul runs forward and takes him back down to the mat with the Yakuza Kick to the face. He goes fora cover 1...2...
But Norman barely kicks out. Paul gets a bit frustrated, lifting Norman back up, but as he does, Norm fights back with shots to his chest area, Paul grunting in pain as each one connects. He loses his grip, Norman quickly taking advantage and lifting him up for a powerbomb, nailing it and going into a cover. 1...2...
But Paul quickly kicks out. Norman quickly lifts him back to his feet, swinging at him with a standing clothesline and connecting, Paul going down hard. Norman then walks up under Paul's face, and attempts to plant himself down atop of it. But Paul rolls backwards out of the way, Norman instead hitting the mat.
Podanski rises back up to his feet and gives a swift kick to Norman's back, the big man falling to the mat completely as Paul leans down... lifting him up somehow for the Russian Neck Drop, connecting and making Norman even more dazed. He then points to the turnbuckle nearby and quickly runs over, hoisting himsdelf up to the top and then leaping off for the Appaulachian Mountain Splash! He connects as Norman is knocked out cold. 1....2...3!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner... Paul Podanski!!!
Paul turns around, grabs the announcer's mike and shakes his head.
Paul: No you didn't say that right. Here's how it goes... here is your winner and still the Toolshed Champion, Paul Podanski!!! Because guess what, I'm offering up this title for 24/7 rules. Anyone want the belt I won from Toolman... you come find me. I'll beat your ass... and then I'll make your ass bleed. Because you know why? I am... a drunken... demon!
Paul flips over the ropes and takes his toolbelt back from the referee, who looks a bit surprised, but lets him have it. Paul slowly heads backstage as we go to commercial
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Sept 30, 2005 4:15:43 GMT -5
*Back at the party and Raskall is trying to calm Big down by offering him a bottle of beer*RASKALL: C'mon big guy, have a beer, its a party, I apologize . . *Big takes the beer bottle and in a shocking move. Bites off the top and neck of the beer, blood drips from Bigs mouth making him look even more angry!, Raskall steps back and falls over the sofa trying to distance himself from Big*TRUNK: Ah, levye him alon . .ya . .biga' . son'of a bi- . . zzzzzzz . . *Trunk has passed out form the alcohol, but clutches his bottle of Whiskey tightly as he sleeps. Meanwhile a disheveled Curly Long emerges from the closet, while the female midget remains in the closet looking exhausted & smokes a cigarette. Curly has a huge grin on his face. As he walks over to Big, he catches Merc's announcement on the TV that he is no longer in charge, Curly's grin becomes even bigger. He rushes over to Big who is stalking Raskall around the room*CURLY: Hey Big, guess wha- *Curly tries to keep up as Big continues to try and catch Raskall*CURLY: Whoa Big, whats the rush . . . HEY! *Big stops and turns to look down at Curly, blood drips down from his lip onto Curly's face. He points at Raskall*Mr. BIG: He hit me with a bottle! *Curly looks at Raskall, who is trying his best to apologize and saying its not his fault, he then looks at the angry Big and then back at Raskall*CURLY: heh . . . well Big . . . I think this party is over . . .hehe *On that Curly leaps over the sofa and grabs hold of Raskall's leg. Raskall tries to get away but can't shake Curly off. Raskall grabs a glass and hits Curly over the head, Curly relinquishes his grip. Raskall smiles and turns and walks head first into Big's chest, he looks up*Mr. BIG: . . BOO! . . *Big grabs Raskall by the throat and takes him to the doorway and hurls him into the corridor, he then returns to the office and grabs the unconscious Trunk. Big carries Trunk out and dumps him on top of Raskall, he turns back to the office. Curly meanwhile has found a megaphone*CURLY (on Megaphone): . . .this thing on? . . right . . . Party's over . . . get out of here . . .unless you want a taste of Curly, there's plenty to share . . hey ladies . . fancy swallowing a proper drink? *Curly winks and the girls quickly leave disgusted, the other guests disturbed by Curly's outburst turn to leave, they begin to move quicker when Curly threatens to pull down his pants! . . . as the last few leave Big slams the door and turns to Curly who is sitting in Toomi's leather chair*CURLY: Great party . . hehe . . that midget girl was quite a handful . . but she soon shut up . . hehe . . but guess what Big . . . Merc quit! . . and seeing as we have the Office . . . I'm putting us in charge . . . here's the sign for the door Big . . *Big is given a sign and opens the door, Raskall and Trunk appear to have left the corridor. He puts up the sign and returns to the room, shutting the door on us. the sign says . . *Under New Management: CURLY LONG & Mr.BIG Have a problem or Issue in the EWT, come see me Curly Long the man with the Big plan! (fade out, and cut to commercial)
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Sept 30, 2005 5:39:30 GMT -5
*We come back from the commercial and find ourselves by the main exit, Merc can be seen walking towards it, he has his new Tri-State Championship on his shoulder and suitcase. He opens the door . . . and gets pushed back, making him fall over. Smoke billows from the doorway and then Maelstrom steps through the door, an audible cheer can be heard from the fans*
MAELSTROM: Going somewhere Merc? . . or should I call you Mr. Merc McMahon? . .
MERC: I . . er . .
*Maelstrom steps forward and puts his foot on Merc's chest, his half of the original Tri-State Championship still on his shoulder, behind him stands Howard Finkel*
MAELSTROM: No . . . I think you've done enough talking this week . . . you see Merc in my feud with Billy 'the Celibate Damsel' Ubermark . . I came to understand a few things . . . namely that he's a cowardly cheating bastard, who would rather avoid wrestling me by taking any steps necessary. . . but you!
*Merc tries to move Maelstrom's foot but it won't budge as Maelstrom leans closer applying more pressure to his chest*
MAELSTROM: From you I expected better! . . I thought you were a vicious, no-nonsense kind of guy . . .who buried people in 20ft deep graves for the fun of it! . . but what do I find . . you cheated the EWT directors and now your about to run away on holiday! . .
*Maelstrom still leaning on Merc, brings his half of the title down to Merc's eye level*
MAELSTROM: I worked hard to get this! . . I went through tables, chairs, ladders, voodoo priests, discriminated virgins and a baseball bat to earn it . . . I bled a gallon of blood, had countless injuries and the danger was always there that I might not do it! . . But I did and now I find that you have just appointed yourself champion! . . .
Merc struggles to get away but his actions are in vain, as Maelstrom leans even closer
MAELSTROM: Who in the blue hell do you think you are! . . . I issued a challenge to you and Billy a few days ago . . . Billy vs Merc vs Maelstrom! . . . Last Man Standing! . . . Triple Threat! . . .but instead your the First Man Walking! . . . and I have no time for a cowardly champion like you! . . . I've had that for months with Billy! . . so Merc it looks like the Tide is going to Turn . .
*Maelstrom reaches down and grabs Merc's temporary new Tri-State Title and hands it to the Fink*
MAELSTROM: The Fink here is going to put the new Title in Toomi Bishoff's safe . . I had a word with management and got them to give Fink the combination . . . and thats where it will stay until the next PPV where a true undisputed Tri-State Champion will be crowned! . . .
*The Fink runs off towards Toomi's Office, Merc tries to speak but Maelstrom covers his mouth*
MAELSTROM: Don't worry it will still be here when you get back . . as will my fists and Billy's . . .
*Maelstrom pauses to think*
MAELSTROM: Well I don't know what Billy will have for you . . . some sort of adult magazine to hit you over the head with perhaps . . ah I think I hear your Taxi . .
*Maelstrom grabs Merc by the throat and drags him to the car park where a Taxi is waiting, he throws him in along with his suitcase.*
MAELSTROM: Happy hols Merc . . . do call . .
*Maelstrom slaps the top of the taxi and it drives off out of the EWT arena, Maelstrom smiles before walking back into the EWT corridors*
(cut to promo video for Eddie Omega)
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 30, 2005 7:31:22 GMT -5
*After The Promo for Eddie Omega airs Spaz is standing backstage wearing his new "Believe The Hype" T-Shirt.*
S: Eddie, Eddie, Eddie where have you gone? You are nowhere to be seen. Why? Because you are scared to accept my challenge. As my new shirt says Believe The Hype I am the best wrestler in the EWT today. You know that you may get lucky & win one or maybe even two matches against me. But deep down you know that over 5 matches you aren't even in the same damn league as me! Omega step up & we will go. I will prevail & become the two time OX Division Champion. Believe The Hype, Spaz=Ratings!!
*Cut To RPITA Rumble DVD commercial.*
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Post by Banned Member on Sept 30, 2005 8:55:22 GMT -5
*Fink can be seen putting the belt in the safe,and as he closes it he turns around,and there stands Merc with an angry look on his face. Merc grabs Fink by the collar,and lifts him so he is eye level with Merc.*
Merc: Fink I am only giving you one option,and one only! You either take my title out of that damn safe now or I'll make you so ugly that Billy will get action before you do! So whats it gonna be?!
Fink: But umm MAELSTROM he will welll..............
Merc: Quite frankly that is none of my concern. Besides the Board gave me the authority to do what I wanted,and I did! So get to opening that safe NOW!
*Fink opens the safe,and takes out the belt,and hands it to Merc.*
Merc: Thank you I'm glad you made the right choice,and I have a message for you to bring MAELSTROM. Tell him that this is the EWT not the everchanging title thread on some message board! Now if you'll excuse me.
*Merc grabs the belt. Merc than kicks Fink in the gut,and hits the payoff on Fink though Toom's desk.*
Merc: MAELSTROM the tide did turn all right,and it's in my favour,and right now I favour my vacation.
*Merc leaves the office,and a few seconds later Merc rides up the hallway on his cycle. Trunk than comes to,and looks at Fink.*
Trunk: Woah man he must be wasted! Good Old Fink he can paaarrttyyy!
*Trunk passes out again.*
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Post by scbg on Sept 30, 2005 15:02:43 GMT -5
Raskall and Trunk are walking down the hallway. It's the day after the party and the incident with Mr. Big. They're both fuming.
Raskall: That did NOT happen! Nobody does that to us! Especially not a nasty little dwarf and his oversized lump of a running buddy!
Trunk punches a wall in frustration.
Raskall: You know what? I've got an idea. If those guys wanna run the place, let's make 'em feel at home. Come on.
Raskall and Trunk walk off.
Commercial break
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DQorDie
Bubba Ho-Tep
Believe in yourself & ROCK N ROLL!!!
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Post by DQorDie on Sept 30, 2005 15:47:05 GMT -5
We’re back at the FORMER Taylor backyard. A man engulfed in the shadows is walking through the side of the house & now appears in the backyard.
Shadowy Guy: TIM!!! TIM! Are you around?!
We can now see the man better & it’s Tim Terror’s deadbeat brother Marty. He begins to climb up to Tim’s treehouse.
Marty Taylor: Hey Tim! It’s me! You’re brother Marty! I need some uuuhh help! And before you say if it’s finiancial help well then.....you’re right OH S**T!!!
Marty gets to the top & sees Tim’s limp corpse & a note.
MT: Oh crap! He killed himself! And he left a note! “To operate your Binford Generator....” It’s not a suicide note! It’s instructions! *picks up the peices of a blown up generator & looks at a small tank of diesel gasoline along with random tools burnt to a crisp. Then Marty finally realizes a rather large hole in Tim’s treehouse* Ooooooh. Poor Tim....Let me see if his wallet survived the massacre...Afterall I am his brother & I do deserve some sort of inheritance.
Marty climbs down from what’s left of Tim’s Treehouse & walks around the backyard opening up Tim’s wallet to see what’s inside.
A Familiar Voice: Hooowdy ho neighbor?
Marty is startled & looks around. He sees a familiar wool hat peeking over the fence.
MT: WILSON! Uuuuuh. It’s not what it looks like. I didn’t know....I just wanted to identify if it was Tim. I......
Wilson: Oooh don’t worry neighbor. I used plenty of the wood that blew off for my fireplace inside. But that’s beside the point. What can I do for you, Marty?
MT: Well....What makes you think I need help? *Wilson’s now calm eyes just look at Marty giving him a “Give me a break” look* OK OK. Maybe I do need help. Well the thing is.....I need money & a job. I know Tim was a wrestler for a while & I thought he could help me with my money situation, ya know?
Wilson: Well Marty there’s a story about a Machopeku tribe of FaRaRaRaRa Africa.....
MT: Wilson cut the crap.
Wilson: *Wilson turns away from Marty as we see his image gets darker & his eyes turn red & make a hovering sound* OK......If help is what you want....Help is what you’ll get.
Wilson begins rummaging through some things in his backyard & walks back over to the fence & hands Marty various items.
MT: What the hell is this? Cream’s “Disraeli Gears” on vinyl....Janis Joplin....Hendrix....A bag of Munchos potato chips....WRAPPED COLD CUTS?! What the f*** is this?!
Wilson: Why don’t you try some of those cold cuts....It’s my special recipe.
MT: Listen Wilson, where is this.....
Wilson: *interupts* NOW BROTHER TAYLOR.....If you’d like some help I suggest partaking in what is humbly advised of you.
MT: Uuuuh....OK Wilson.
Marty puts down the records & potato chips & opens up the cold cuts. He begins to chew as out of nowhere Hendrix’s “Voodoo Child” begins playing & he begins to see colors.
MT: Oooooh the colors! The colors!!!
As Marty is tripping out we see the devilish eyes of Wilson & as he begins to laugh manically.
Fade to next segment
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Post by Poker Joker on Sept 30, 2005 15:51:40 GMT -5
(The scene opens in the E.W.T. arena. The fans anxiously await the next wrestler to come down to the ring. A strong guitar solo blasts out, and down the ramp comes Bautista wearing his red wrestling trunks and sporting an intense look on his face. The fans cheer out as he makes his way to the ring.)
*ANNOUNCER*: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first from Washington, D.C., and weighing in at 317 lbs, Bautista!!!
(Bautista jumps up onto the ring apron as fireworks go off around him. The fans give him a standing ovation, and he climbs into the ring ready for action. He flexes his muscles in a pose for the fans as his music dies down, much to the audience's delight. The delight of the audience, however, soon turns to disgust as "Like A Virgin" begins to play over the loudspeakers.)
*ANNOUNCER*: And his opponent, from St. Paul, Minnesota, weighing in at 226 lbs, Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark!
(Billy appears from behind the curtain, and starts making his way to the ring. Billy has a sour look on his face. Under his right arm is one half of the ripped Tri-State Championship Belt. In his left hand, he's carrying a microphone. Billy climbs into the ring while the fans boo and mock him. He gets to the middle, and as his music dies down, he begins to address the audience.)
*BU*: Ladies and gentlemen, a tragedy is currently taking place! Despite the fact that I CLEARLY still deserve to be the E.W.T. Tri-State Champion, my title reign is technically on hold!
(The fans begin to cheer this news. Billy looks around briefly, as though their response hurts his feelings.)
*BU*: And there are two reasons why: First, is the cowardace of Commissioner ToomiBischoff to do what's right and give me back my championship. And second is because of that over-sized ox, Maelstrom!
(The fans erupt in heavy cheers at Maelstrom's name. Billy gets red in the face at their reaction, but he waits for them to settle down before he continues.)
*BU*: Maelstrom NOT beat me at Crap-A-Mania 2! If nothing else, I gave him a beating to remember, but the bottom line is that MAELSTROM... DID NOT... BEAT... ME! And the only way that you can take the Tri-State Championship away from me is to beat me for it! Therefore, I have to wonder.... why hasn't Commissioner ToomiBischoff simlpy forced Maelstrom to give me back the other half of my Tri-State Championship Belt so I can continue on being one of the greatest Tri-State Champions of all time, as I have been for the past couple months? I think we all know the reason.... VIRGIN DISCRIMINATION!!!
(The crowd boos harshly at Billy's accusation of Virgin Discrimination. As they do so, the camera gets a shot of a sign in the audience that reads: "Billy Ubermark: 50% Champion! 100% JACKASS!" The camera keeps the image up for a couple seconds before switching back to Billy.)
*BU*: Now I'm not saying that its on the part of Commissioner ToomiBischoff, but somebody above him CLEARLY wants to see me lose my Tri-State Championship, because they don't want to see a VIRGIN continue to have the success with the belt that I'm having! So they're tying the Commissioner's hands on this issue! And what does that do? Well, its bad enough that it prevents your's truly from continuing his reign as Tri-State Champion, but it also allows Fish Breath to go around calling himself the Tri-State Champion! AND THAT, my friends, is a REAL travesty of justice!
(The fans continue to boo Billy, and eventually break out in a mocking "Virgin" chant. Billy, however, ignores them and continues on with his speech.)
*BU*: To add insult to this injury, I also heard that the chronic underachiever, himself, Merc somehow got AUTHORITY in this fed. And now, HE is proclaiming HIMSELF to be the Tri-State Champion, since neither Maelstrom or I won our match. Now, to be very honest, this doesn't suprise me, because.... let's face it... Merc is never going to WIN an E.W.T. Championship.... so the only way he figures he'll ever get one is to steal it.
(Billy nods his head and looks for approval from the audience, and actually finds that he's getting some, here. In fact, some even break out with a "Screw Merc" chant.)
Well, Merc... Maelstrom... I've got something to say to BOTH of you.... I WAS NEVER DEFEATED FOR MY TRI-STATE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Never, never, never, never, NEVER!!! And because I was never defeated, then technically, I... and I ALONE.... am still the Tri-State Champion! Not you, Maelstrom!... and certainly not you, Merc! That shiney pile of tin around your waist SHOULD BE AROUND MINE! And rest assured, I WILL overcome this latest wave of Virgin Discrimination that has been set against me, and I WILL, once again, be able to call myself the Tri-State Champion!
(Billy hands the microphone to the ring announcer. He looks like he's ready to start the match, but across the ring from him, Bautista has gotten a hold of a mic, too.)
*BAUTISTA*: Are you done?
(The crowd cheers as Bautista stares at Billy. Billy looks around with a puzzled look on his face, as though his insulted that Bautista would address him like that.)
*BAUTISTA*: Are you FINALLY done? I didn't come here to listen to some punk whine about getting screwed in a match. And I CERTAINLY didn't come here to listen to you complain about your sex life. I came here to kick someone's ass, and that's exactly what I'm going to do, right now!
(The crowd cheers as Bautista tosses the microphone aside and charges at Billy. He hits Billy square in the chest with a spear, sending Ubermark to the ground. Bautista then mounts Billy and starts pummelling him in the face with closed fists. The ref calls for the bell, and the match starts.)
*BELL RINGS*
(Bautista continues to pound on Billy's face, until the ref admonishes him and starts a count. The ref reaches 4, and Bautista gets off of Billy. He lets out a loud yell as he stands up, and pounds on his chest, once. Billy rolls around on the mat, a little bit, stunned by Bautista's punches. Bautista makes his way back over to Billy and lifts him to his feet. He shoves Billy back into the corner, and then delivers a hard chop across the chest. The fans give out the obligatory "WOO!" as he does so, twice more. Bautista then lowers his shoulder and drives it hard into Billy's midsection. Billy doubles over in the corner, and Bautista pulls him out of it. Bautista takes the hunched-over Billy, locks him up, and hits him with a gutwretch suplex. Billy rolls on the ground a little from the impact of the move. Bautista gets up and stares down at Billy. He delivers a couple of stomps to Billy's chest, before lifting Ubermark up and whiping him into the ropes. Billy comes off the ropes, and Bautista nails him with a powerful running clothesline. Billy flips over as he crashes to the ground. Bautista gets on top of Billy and goes for a cover.)
1......2....
(Billy kicks out. Bautista gets on his feet, pulling Billy up with him by the hair. Bautista whips Billy into the ropes again, and this time catches him with a knee to the stomach as Billy comes off. Billy flips over from the impact of the knee and again hits the ground hard, but in a sitting postion. Bautista gets behind Billy and slaps on a reverse chinlock. Bautista tightens down with the hold for a couple seconds as Billy hollers in pain. The ref checks Billy and asks him if he wants to give up, but Billy brushes him off. Billy begins fighting his way to his feet. He eventually makes it up to them, reaches back, and tries for a Jaw Breaker on Bautista, but Bautista lets gove of his hold and Billy simply lands on his ass, hurting his tailbone. Bautista lifts Billy back up to his feet. He scoops Billy up onto his shoulder and walks around the ring with him for a couple secons, then delivers a running powerslam to Billy. Bautista goes for another pin.)
1.....2.....
(Billy gets one of his shoulders up. Bautista stands up, bringing Billy with him. He drags Billy into the nearest corner and slams Billy's face into the top turnbuckle. He turns Billy around and delivers a couple of solid kicks to the abdomen as Billy hangs in the corner. Bautista whips Billy hard out of the corner towards the opposite turnbuckle. Billy, however, catches himself and lifts himself up before he hits the corner. Bautista, who was charging after Billy for a shoulder block, goes under Billy. Bautista catches himself before he hits the turnbuckle, but Billy quickly executes a dropkick to the big man's back, sending him chest-first into the turnbuckle, anyways. Bautista is slightly stunned and staggers slightly as he steps out of the corner. Billy Ubermark quickly tries for a kick to the stomach. Bautista catches his foot, but Billy spins and hits Bautista with an Enziguri. Bautista goes down to one knee from the shot. Billy quickly goes over to the nearby ropes, slingshots himself off the middle one, and grabs Bautista's head on his way back for a modified slingshot bulldog. Bautista hits the canvas face-first, and Billy quickly gets up and stands by the ropes to catch his breath and figure out what he's going to do next. Bautista starts getting up. He gets on his hands and knees to rise to his feet, but Billy runs off the ropes and quickly nails his pattented dropkick to the ribs. Bautista rolls over from the impact, but is kept in the ring by the nearby ropes. With Bautista laying on his back by the ropes, Billy goes outside onto the ring apron. He makes a quick, cocky gesture to the fans, and then does a Senton-style Plancha back into the ring over the top rope, driving his head into Bautista's stomach. Bautista grabs his stomach in pain, and Billy quickly gets up and goes for a cover on Bautista.)
1.....2...
(Bautista kicks out with authority. Billy gets back to his feet, quickly followed by Bautista. Billy shoots himself off the far ropes, and charges at Bautista with a flying forearm smash. He connects, and Bautista goes back into the ropes. As he falls, Bautista's arms become tied up in them. Billy sees the opportunity here, and procedes to take a couple of cheap punches at the face of the helpless Bautista. The ref finally back Billy off after a 4-count. Billy walks away and makes an obscene gesture at Bautista as he does so. The crowd boos Billy for this as the ref tries to untie Bautista from the ropes. Bautista finally gets untied, and Billy immediately grabs him and whips him into the far ropes. Bautista comes running back and Billy hits him with a dropkick to the left knee on the return. Bautista goes down to the mat, and Billy swiftly locks on a leg-scissors-type submission hold. Bautista agonizes as Billy works his left leg in the hold. The fans begin stamping their feet to cheer Bautista on, and Bautista eventually makes his way to the ropes. The ref forces Billy to break the hold, and Bautista starts trying to get to his feet with the help of the ropes. Billy grabs Bautista and helps him the rest of his way to his feet. He shoves Bautista into a corner and hits him with a pair of back elbow smashes to the face, then finishes it off with a jumping roundkick to Bautista's chest. Bautista is hunched over in the corner. Billy climbs up the turnbuckle behind Bautista and grabs the big man's head under the chin. Billy leaps from the top rope in a summersault-fashion, and nails Bautista with a Diamond Dust. Bautista slumps to the canvas, and Billy goes for another cover.)
1....2....
(Bautista gets a foot on the ropes. Billy stares at the ref waiting for his hand to drop. The ref points at Bautista's foot, and Billy begins cursing to himself. Billy gets to his feet, and starts pulling Bautista up by his hair. He gets Bautista into a kneeling position, sizes the big man up, and hits a dropkick to the face. Bautista falls backwards and ends up leaning against the bottom turnbuckle. Billy stands up and points at Bautista, mocking him in front of the crowd. After a few seconds, Billy backs up and takes a charge at Bautista for another dropkick to the face. Bautista moves out of the way, however, and Billy shoots through and nails his crotch on the bottom turnbuckle. Billy falls off the bottom turnbuckle in agony, as Bautista makes his way to his feet. Bautista grabs Billy and lifts him up off the ground into a standing position. He whips Billy across the ring into the far turnbuckle. Billy hits the corner with such force that he bounces off the turnbuckle and staggers backwards. Bautista rushes at Billy and clotheslines him from behind. Billy goes down to the mat, face first. Bautista lets out a warcry, and then stands Billy up. He locks Billy up and then puts him in a standing suplex. Billy stays upside down for a couple seconds before Bautista sends him crashing back to earth on his backside. Billy grabs his back in pain, as Bautista rises to his feet, again. Bautista whips Billy into the ropes. Billy comes off and Bautista catches him with a powerful sidewalk slam. Billy writhes in pain on the floor as Bautista stands up and gestures that he's going to finish Billy off. The crowd goes wild. Bautista lifts Billy up and puts his head between his legs, but Billy counters and shoulderthrows Bautista. Bautista is stunned as Billy struggles to get to his feet. Bautista climbs to his feet, too, but Billy catches him with a dropkick and Bautista is knocked backwards against the ropes. On his way back, Bautista nails the referee, who falls out of the ring. Billy gets up and quickly whips Bautista into the far ropes. He tries for a hurricanrana, but Bautista blocks it. With Billy's legs stuck around Bautista's head, Bautista lifts Billy up into position for the Bautista-Bomb! Bautista staggers backwards against the ropes from the effort, but eventually gets Billy into perfect position. Suddenly, down the asile comes Carl Guerrero! Carl gets onto the ring apron behind Bautista and rakes his eyes from behind. In pain Bautista drops Billy Ubermark. He turns around to see who attacked him and starts pointing at Guerrero. Billy seizes the opportunity, grabs Bautista from behind, and nails him with the Virgin Sacrafice. Billy goes for the cover, as Carl Guerrero goes over and helps the ref back into the ring. The ref sees the cover and starts the count.)
1....2....3!
(The bell rings, and the ref raises Billy's hand as he crawls off of the fallen Bautista.)
*ANNOUNCER*: Here is your winner: Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark!
(Carl Guerrero climbs into the ring and congratulates Billy on his win. Billy happily shakes Guerrero's hand, before the ref hands Billy his half of the Tri-State Championship. Billy and Carl climb out of the ring, together. Once out, Carl raises Billy's hand in victory and says something out Billy being the REAL Tri-State Champion. The two then walk up the rampway towards the back with Billy leading the way, his half-title belt held high, and Carl pointing at him. The scene fades to black as they reach the top of the ramp, and the show goes to a commercial that features a father and son walking along a dirt road.)
*SON* (turning to his father): Dad...
*DAD*: Yes, son?
*SON*: I've got something to ask you.
*DAD*: What is it?
*SON*: Do you douche?
(Without missing a beat the dad turns and backhands his son. The kid falls down, and the dad goes back to walking.)
*DAD*: Stupid kid.
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B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on Oct 1, 2005 0:08:40 GMT -5
*Eddie Omega walks backstage...*
Grisham runs over to him...
"Eddie, it seems to be that youve been challenged for your OX division title by Spaz, what are you going to do?"
*Eddie looks at Grisham.* Didnt I say I was gonna go ahead and do the match! I mean, cmon now Eddie Omega is not afraid, Eddie Omega does not fear failure at all. Losing is not my worry, but losing the title is. By any means, I wont lose, this right here...
*camera looks down at title and back up*
yea thats right camera guy, get a good look, cause you wont see it come off my waist anytime soon. I gurantee that. Spaz, you wanna rush? You want a peice of Eddie? Bring it on, I accept!
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Post by paulpodanski on Oct 1, 2005 6:51:20 GMT -5
Paul Podanski is seen walking backstage, when suddenly he's attacked from behind by Hardcore Holly with a steel chair. A referee also just happens to be there as well. Paul goes down hard as Holly goes for a cover 1...2...3!!!
Holly: Whose the drunk demon now Paul?!
As Holly turns around, he's blindsided by a clothesline from hell, courtesy of JBL. He goes for a cover of his own. 1...2...3!!!
JBL grabs the title and starts to head off, but he's attacked from behind by Buh Buh Ray Dudley, whose wielding a bag of oranges. He goes for a cover of his own. 1...2...3!!!
Buh Buh Ray takes the toolbelt and smirks, but turns around just in time to recieve the Paulerbomb onto the concrete from Paul Podanski. 1...2...3!!!
Paul takes his toolbelt back and quickly gets out of the hallway, heading to his lockeroom...
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