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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 24, 2005 9:44:53 GMT -5
As part of Crap-a-mania weekend, we here at the EWT are proud to induct some of our finest legends into the Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation Hall of Fame. These folks will be joining some of the greats like 8Syxx, You Gene Lesnar, Wonderful Wally Washington, Na$ure Boy, Geraldo Riveria, & William Hung. And now, here is the Class of September, 2005: HitmanMark
The Variable
Double D Dudley
Richard Simmons
Tim McGraw
Moxie
sievetronix
Miss Redneck Woman
mommytaker Join us here in the EWT & share your thoughts & memories of these superstars who no longer compete in the EWT squared circle.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Sept 24, 2005 11:52:03 GMT -5
I prolly have no right to be saying anything,but I did know or see a few of these guys in action-
MOXIE-I guess for a while Mox was just a regular generic wrestler,but shortly after I arrived,he went back to his old Soothsayer gimmick.I thought it was a good way to face off Billy Ubermark one last time,but like myself weeks before,he put up a good match,but he failed.Still a top wrestler in my books. Sievetronix-The few days that I had seen Sieve,I pretty much saw that he was an insane Hardcore wrestler.But that only makes me question just who exactly is the more insane-Sieve or Ape? Redneck-A very beautiful woman,but rather short tempered in the ring.Almost like Oceanic,she seemed poised for the belt,and left when she was unable to get a shot against Clitton.I was dissapointed when she left,and hope she comes back for a few small appearances.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Sept 24, 2005 14:21:21 GMT -5
Double D Dudley- one of the founding fathers of the nBo. He didn't really show any talent in the ring because he preferred to botch moves and squash any young and non-nBo talent. He also swerved people more times than Vince Russo. He always hogged the spotlight and the WCF title, but he was so darn entertaining while doing it.
HitmanMark- One of the people who helped build EWT and sworn enemy of the nBo. One of my fondest memories was teaming with him as part of the 4 Latino Boardsmen to combat the nBo, but we came up short. That's when I saw the light and joined the faction, but HM still believed he could win. And when he didn't, he left the WCF to join the then-new company EWT, where he had classic bouts with DSR and D-Boy. There were quite a few people who tried to combat the nBo after he left, but HitmanMark will always remain the nBo's greatest archrival. He is perhaps the greatest worker of all time.
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ThePhantom86
Bubba Ho-Tep
Used to be reliable in my unrealiabilty. Now you can't even rely on that anymore.
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Post by ThePhantom86 on Sept 24, 2005 17:49:17 GMT -5
8Syxx: It's an honor to have Double D join me in the HOF. So D, to mark this occasion, the alcohol is on me. HitmanMark, I don't really like you, but you were a great wrestler and I respect that.
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 24, 2005 23:19:42 GMT -5
<in walks HitmanMark>
Allow me to say this: I know that I have been away. I know that I have been in other lands, other companies, striving to improve. Perhaps I'll return one day...perhaps not.
But I can think of no greater honor than being recognized by the company I helped to build. I stand here today, flanked by family <nods towards Variable>, an old foe <shoots a glance at D>, and a fellow EWT Founding Father <nods towards Sieve>.
Before I go any further, however...perhaps I can think of a greater honor. I also share the stage tonight with a younger poster, one who, despite my abscence, I have watched grow, learn, and develop. I took this man under my wing because I saw the potential in him. I knew that, some day, he would become the new EWT Icon. Because, after all, that's what this business is all about: passing our knowledge, talents, and ideas to the next generation. Mox, congratulations. I knew we'd both get inducted some day, but I never would've thought it'd be in the same class.
To all the others: Variable, for all the training, the time on the road, the crappy food, the cramped cars...Sievetronix, for being one third of the match that put the EWT on the map, along with mprox, the Escalator to Heaven World Title match...D, my antagonist, yet someone I learned to develop a grudging respect for...and those not on the stage today, like DSR, my good friend and better enemy, the entire nBo, all the way up to Toom and the EWT elite...
What is there to say? Great matches. Elevators to hell. No rope barbed wire. Bayside High. Madison Square Garden <nods to Tim McGraw>. Triple Crown title wins. Regis and Kelly appearances, 80 minute matches, Royal Pain in the Ass Rumbles, the EWT closing and reopening, Disneyland, Jersey Rules, hours spent learning, working, but, most importantly, having fun. I guess there is a lot to say. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
I accept this placement with honor and gratitude. This here, is truly the place of immortals.
<breaking kayfabe> Seriously, this kicks ass. Domo arigato, everyone.
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Post by Banned Member on Sept 25, 2005 0:41:35 GMT -5
*Merc is shown at a table by himself. He holds up a sign that reads: Double D Dudley One more Match.*
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Millie D
El Dandy
Something VERY special.
I Love Glee!
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Post by Millie D on Sept 25, 2005 0:50:10 GMT -5
Mistress Mia says Congrats to all the new inductees..you made EWT proud and your fellow wrestlers!
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Post by dorf on Sept 25, 2005 6:16:51 GMT -5
As part of Crap-a-mania weekend, we here at the EWT are proud to induct some of our finest legends into the Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation Hall of Fame. These folks will be joining some of the greats like 8Syxx, You Gene Lesnar, Wonderful Wally Washington, Na$ure Boy, Geraldo Riveria, & William Hung. And now, here is the Class of September, 2005: HitmanMark
The Variable
Double D Dudley
Richard Simmons
Tim McGraw
Moxie
sievetronix
Miss Redneck Woman
mommytaker Join us here in the EWT & share your thoughts & memories of these superstars who no longer compete in the EWT squared circle. HMark: The man who I first saw fued with EWTs best and finest strived to his best each time. He MADE EWT into what it is today and has moved onto the indy e-feds trying to gain a cult notoriety. Congratulations on making in the EWT Hall of Fame. Variable: To know how much I care, I have all the cards The Communists sent to you...not the EWT superstars, so here you go sir. Double D Dudley - Tearing quads left and right and yet still no-sells my ghost gimmick. He made the nBo and the company struggled once his members moved on. Right before nBo was over, DDD joined up in as most may know as D-Boy. He provided a top-notch fued with HMark that left EWT in millions alone. This time though, he had to 'work' his way to victory, instead of cheating...and that says enough to deserve this honor to him. Moxie: Brilliant worker, shame for him to leave at such a promising time. Sievetronix: EWTs first World Heavyweight Champion...that is a great honor for a worker that did his job, but things went sour quickly and works on a pay-per-apperance now. He'll be back in EWT when the time arisies and he will do his job. To all the others....Great job; except for you, TIM MCGRAW! *Goes up to Tim McGraw's seat and Dorf-plexes him onto the floor. Dorf grabs mic* You see, DSR? This is what you will look like at Crap-a-Mania 2. Enjoy your title while it lasts.
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random poster
Mephisto
..................... brrrraaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnssssss .....................
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Post by random poster on Sept 25, 2005 20:52:29 GMT -5
ah yes, my now hall of fame co-stars..... welcome the alcohol is on me, tis no longer our time but we showed our best and taught the new generation how, *toom walks up has a word* what?..... i got thrown out of the ewt hall of fame for urinating in the corner..... i dont re.... oh all corners ..... so i have to go back and re earn my spot in the hall of fame? ............ damn it
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Sept 25, 2005 23:28:44 GMT -5
<Personal Jesus hits, out walks Moxie, no longer is he wearing his single silver eye contact, or his long brown hair. His hair is buzzed off, and he sports a full beard.>
It's been so long since I've been in or near anything that invovled the EWT, and it feels damn good to be back. To be inducted into the Hall of Fame is something that not every superstar is given.
There's a few people I'd like to thank. Ted and IRS, you two took me in after my run as an Opener here, and helped me win my first EWT Gold, in the tag-titles. Kamala, for allowing me to turn you from a ugandan giant into a giant undead behemoth. DSR and HM Myles, for allowing me to perform in the OX division and work with such good talent. and Toomi Bischoff yourself, for allowing me to take the ball and run with it.
However, there are two special thank yous I have tonight. First, Billy Ubermark. Most people don't understand it, but Billy made me better myself in the ring. I wanted to make the Tri-State Title the most prestigious title in the EWT, and even though I lost to you Billy, you've achieved what I have always wanted. Kudos to you. However, you gotta fight some fish guy. I told you... you are a marked man.
<Moxie laughs>
My last thank you, has to go to my good friend HMark. I was just as suprised as you that I have been inducted. I've always thought of myself as just an average wrestler, but you helped make me into the Soothsayer. Something I could never have done with out you. All the hours in the gym stretching the hell out of people, all the videos I studied because I couldn't fall asleep...
but that was due to the fact that you were in the next hotel room having sex with someone and kept banging her head against the wall...
<Moxie laughs, then settles down> But you helped me become a serious wrestler, and joiing the Prophecy Reborn helped me do what I've always wanted to do, and become a Superstar.
What's left for the Next Million Dollar Champion? The Soothsayer? Well, I'm opening my wrestling school. But, I'm only 24, so will you see me in the ring again? Maybe. Maybe not. Just rememeber...
Say... your... Prayers.
<Moxie leaves>
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Post by cockshiredan on Apr 6, 2006 23:50:26 GMT -5
Is there anyway an ol' haberdasher can get in on this luvvies?
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 7, 2006 0:17:19 GMT -5
WE GOT WAFFLEZD!!!!!! Get out of here WAFFLEZ-ER!!!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 7, 2006 1:26:42 GMT -5
" The Self Destruction of Jackrabbit Slim" dvd was a lil much. "I couldn't wait to get him outta there" Toomi? More like " I wish he'd show up more often to pop the crowds reading this rinky dink little forum on name recognition alone. No one was as dynamic as the Slim character in his time and you've spent all this time trying to capture the unrecaptureable. The fact of the matter remains that while you try and do your childish burial of erasure of the Slim concept, there is only one name on any posters lists when they think of legendary posters and that name is Slim, when all the other names have past by the wayside people's memories of the Slim character will be just as vivid just as fond as they were when the character made people read the lil EWT threaderation. So mock what you can never hope to become, spout off your pathetic little one lines about threadstealucity etc. when in your heart of hearts you know the Slim character is the one that will endure, and the Slim character is the one who wouldn't sell out to be in your pathetic little hall of fame alongside posters that wouldn't bring one tenth of the insight, excitement, and charisma as the one they hopelessly desire to emulate.
Always Be Silly, Slim
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Apr 7, 2006 1:34:57 GMT -5
*Deamon walks into the room. Looks around.*
Deamon: Dammit Jacola! You said this was the damn hockey game! Thats the last time I let you find the directions!
Jacola: *Being dragged off by Deamon* I BLAME MAPQUEST!!!!!
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Post by Poker Joker on Apr 7, 2006 8:25:25 GMT -5
(Billy Ubermark walks up to the microphone.)
Mr. Tim McGraw, I've always been a huge fan of your's. Even though you sing goat-hearder music, and look like someone just pulled you out of the grease pit at a Jiffy Lube, I idolize you and respect you more than any man I can think of.... except myself, of course. We've got a lot in common. I'm one of the greatest Tri-State Champions of all time, and you won some award thingy for singing about life on the farm. It is an honor to be here to help induct you into this hall of fame. Now, with that in mind, ..... how much would I have to pay you to let me sleep with your wife?
(The crowd gasps in horror at Billy's request. Security quickly makes their way to the stage.)
Seriously...... How much! $50? ..... $100? ......
(Guards grab Billy and start trying to pull the microphone out of his hand.)
C'mon, Tim! You can't do this to me! I mean, look at you! You've GOT to be paying her to sleep with YOU!
(Security starts grabbing Billy around the throat to pully him away.)
Damn it, man! Share the wealth! Let somebody else tap that well, too! Its Faith Hill, for Pete's Sake! She's too hot to keep to one man! Let somebody else have just a tast.....AAAAAAAAHG!
(A security guard shove a tazer into Billy's side and shocks him. Billy goes limp as security pulls him away.)
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