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Post by Oceanic on May 7, 2006 14:11:51 GMT -5
"What The World Means To You" comes over the PA and Sarah Sidell makes her way out from the back. She walks down to the ring slaping fives with the fans as The Fink makes her introduction and jumps up on the turnbuckles to face the crowd.
"Spit" blares over the loudspeaker and Tanya Flayre bursts from behind the curtain running down the ramp and sliding into the ring. The crowd leads the "Spit!" chant as she signals to the turnbuckles and her pyro shoots out over the ring.
"Maritime" comes on next and Oceanic calmly walks down to the ring. The crowd gives her a big pop as she makes her way inside the ring and bumps fists with Tanya as a show of friendship.
"Senzafine" comes on next and the cheers the crowd gave for the previous three ladies has now turned to boos. Chrysta comes out first, closely followed by Ms. White, and they stop at the top of the ramp. Chrysta takes off her GND belt and holds up for everyone to see, raising the ire of the fans. Ms. White smugly grins at this and takes Chrysta's hand. They walk down to the ring and Ms. White enters. She raises her arms up like she was going to get applause, but that's not happening.
The bell rings and Sarah, Tanya, and Oceanic meet in the center to exchange hand shakes. Ms. White walks over and extends her hand, as if she wants to take part in the honor code. The other three look at her, then each other, confused about what White has up her sleeve. Sarah shrugs and extends her hand out to White, giving her the benifit of the doubt. Suddenly White retracts her hand and slaps Sarah across the face, getting boos from the crowd. White laughs at her little prank and turns to Chrysta for approval. White turns back around to see Sarah flying at her and tackeling her down to the mat. Sarah pummels White over and over with punches to the face as Oceanic and Tanya watch Sarah go to town. She scoops White up and slams her down to the canvas, then hits the ropes and lands a flipping senton onto White. Sarah picks White up by the hair and Irish whips her into the corner. Sarah charges and nails a Stinger Splash onto White. Tanya gets her own head of steam going and she cartwheels into a back elbow onto White. Oceanic goes for the hat trick by running full blast and nailing the Knee Bazooka onto White. White stumbles out of the corner and falls face first onto the mat. Chrysta reaches in and pulls White out by the leg in hopes of giving her a breather. Tanya and Oceanic give Sarah a pat on the back for a job well done as the crowd give out a "GND!" chant.
The three ladies circle each other to start the match off proper. Tanya makes the first move and dropkicks Sarah down to the mat. Oceanic goes in and tags Tanya with a front kick to her ribcage. Sarah springs up and runs at Oceanic, taking her over with a head scissors. Oceanic quickly gets back up to her feet and Sarah runs in but she gets hit with a back kick to the stomach, doubling Sarah over. Oceanic puts Sarah's head in the piledriver position but before she can lift her Tanya flies over and nails Oceanic with a flying clothesline. Sarah keeps ahold of Oceanic's legs and flips over with a bridge.
1...........
Oceanic kicks out. Tanya walks over to Sarah and elbows her in the head. Tanya goes for another elbow but Sarah blocks it and punhes Tanya in the face. Tanya retaliates and Sarah responds, the two now engaged in a punch exchange. All of a sudden they hear a whistle and stop punching. They turn and to see Oceanic running and jumping up, planting a big bare foot into each of the two ladies faces. Sarah and Tanya hit the deck and Oceanic springs off the ropes with a Lionsault on Tanya followed by a double leg drop onto her stomach. Oceanic goes for the cover.
1..............
Sarah pulls Oceanic off Tanya. Sarah knee lifts Oceanic in the stomach and hits the ropes. As she comes back Oceanic leaps and catches her with a hurricanrana and hooks the legs on the way over.
1........ 2.........
Tanya shoves Oceanic off of Sarah. Tanya drops a knee across Sarah's head and jumps back up to clothesline Oceanic to the mat. With both of her adversaries on the mat Tanya plots her next move. She picks Oceanic up for a side suplex Dino Bravo style and drops her directly on top of Sarah. Tanya goes out to the ring apron and slingshots herself over with a flipping senton onto both women. Tanya positions it so both women's shoulders are on the mat and she tries to pin both at the same time.
1............ 2..............
They both get a shoulder up. Tanya scoops Sarah up and gives her a back suplex on the mat. Tanya goes up to the top turnbuckles and signals to the fans. Suddenly Ms. White appears on the apron and shoves her off. Tanya lands hard onto the mat as Sarah gets up. Ms. White enters the ring and lays the boots to Tanya then runs over and delivers the Chick Kick to her. Ms. White goes for the pin on Sarah.
Not even a one count as Oceanic delivers a soccer kick right to her head. White slumps over onto the mat holding her aching head. Oceanic picks White up and sends her into the ropes and takes her out with a leg lariat. White stumbles up to her feet but Oceanic locks in a full nelson and knees her in the side over and over, knocking Tanya's wind out of her and dropping her to her knees. Chrysta suddenly hops up onto the ring apron and holds the belt up and taunts Oceanic with it. Oceanic takes offense and lets go of White. She walks over to Chrysta and suddenly throws a high kick at Chrysta's head but she manages to duck it. Chrysta jumps off the apron while still taunting Oceanic. Oceanic is still jawing at Chrysta when suddenly she's rolled up by White. Oceanic rolls out of it and nails a front dropkick right to White's face. Oceanic goes for the pin.
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Sarah pulls Oceanic off. Sarah and Oceanic trade chops when Tanya runs in and clotheslines both down to the mat. Both girls get back up but Tanya fends both off, going back and forth with punches to the head. Tanya grabs Sarah in a front face lock, then takes Oceanic's head and holds it onto her shoulder. Tanya then positions herself over White's downed body and leaps up, landing a leg drop onto White while giving Oceanic a Stunner and Sarah a DDT simultaniously. The crowd pops and begins a new "GND!" chant as Tanya weighs her options and decides to pin Oceanic.
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Kickout! Tanya signals that it's over and goes out to the ring apron. She springboards herself off the top rope for the Napalm Drop but at the apex of her jump Sarah springboards off the adjacent rops and blasts Tanya with a dropkick. Tanya lands in a heap and Sarah immediatley takes advantage. Sarah picks up Tanya and hits her with the Sarah-Side. She hooks the leg and leans onto Tanya's shoulders.
1................ 2................
3!
Tanya has been eliminated. She rolls out of the ring and gathers herself as the crowd gives her a nice ovation. Meanwhile back in the ring Sarah goes over to Oceanic and looks to put her away with the Sarah-Side but White breaks it up with a forearm to the back. White grabs Sarah's head and walks up the ropes for the Stratusfaction, but Sarah simply shoves her off and White lands on her behind on the mat which gives Oceanic the perfect opportunity to blast her with a Buzzsaw Kick. Oceanic and Sarah pick White up and bounce off opposite sides of the ring but Chrysta reaches in and trips Oceanic leaving Sarah alone. She goes for a clothesline but White reverses with a spinning back elbow. Meanwhile Oceanic leaves the ring and shoves Chrysta. Chrysta shoves back and they begin to shout at one another. White sees an opportunity and with Oceanic distracted she goes for a plancha. As she flies over the top rope Oceanic sees it coming and simply lets her crash down to the concrete as Chrysta backs off and retreats around the corner of the ring. Oceanic throws White back into the ring and stands up on the apron. White stands up and faces Oceanic only to get a shoulder thrust to the stomach, doubling her over. Oceanic then slingshots over the ropes for a sunset flip but White sits down on her shoulders and hooks the legs. Chrysta runs over and grabs White's hands to add leverage as the referee counts completley oblivious.
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3!
Oceanic has been eliminated! The crowd lets out a "Bulls***!" chant but the referee won't be talked out of it. Chrysta has gone over to the other side of the ring and dissappeared from view as a fuming Oceanic is forced to go back stage. Back in the ring Sarah has seen what transpired and is red hot after White. She catches her across the face with a flying forearm that sends White flying backwards into the buckles. Sarah kicks at White's midsection a few times then positions her on the top turnbuckle. Sarah hits White with a super plex and goes for the win.
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White gets her shoulder up. Sarah runs off the ropes and lands a twisting elbow drop onto White's chest. She then picks White up and delivers a Manhatten Drop followed by a stiff clothesline. Sarah tries for another pin.
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White kicks out. Sarah signals that this one is over and she picks White up. Sarah executes the Dragon's Flame and it appears that White is KOe'd. Sarah goes for the pin again.
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Chrysta reaches in and pulls Sarah off of White. Sarah screams out "What the hell?!" and confronts Chrysta from the ring. Chrysta just looks on coldly. Sarah reaches through the ropes and manages to get some of Chrysta's hair and the two begin struggling. The referee tries to break up the two and gets in between trying to wedge them apart. With the referee distracted Chrysta takes her belt and clocks Sarah right across the face with it. Sarah slumps forward and falls out of the ring. The referee turns and sees that Sarah is outside the ring but doesn't bother wondering why (former ref for WCW) and he begins the count.
1.............. 2.............. 3..............
Sarah begins to stir a bit and uses the apron to stand up. White is still laid out flat in the ring.
4................ 5............... 6.................
Sarah slowly gets up onto the apron and tries to get back into the ring.
7.................. 8...................
Out of sight from the referee Chrysta is on the arena floor and she grabs Sarah's foot, keeping her from entering the ring.
9..................
Sarah tries to kick Chrysta off but can't shake her.
10!
The bell rings and the match is over. Sarah has been counted out. Ms. White is announced the winner and the crowd lets out a vile chorus of boos and an even louder "Bulls***!" chant. Sarah tries to plead her case to the referee when suddenly Chrysta levels Sarah with the belt again. Sarah falls down to the mat as Chrysta begins to lay into her, stomping away with the pointy heel of her boot. Finally Oceanic and Tanya come running out from the back. Chrysta sees this and exits the ring post haste as Tanya and Oceanic slide into the ring to help Sarah out. Chrysta reaches in and drags White's dazed body out of the ring and has to help her stand up as they back up the ramp. Tanya checks to see if Sarah's ok as Oceanic is on the turnbuckles, yelling at Chrysta to get into the ring. Chrysta shakes her head no and holds her belt up as a taunt with one hand and trying to keep White upright with the other. Oceanic goes over to Sarah to see that she's ok. At the top of the ramp Chrysta drags the new number one contender back to the dressing room in hopes of reviving her.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on May 7, 2006 16:36:33 GMT -5
(Billy Ubermark and Ultimo Chocula are walking down the hallway looking as smug as ever dressed in super snazzy Italian suits, shades, and their tag titles slung over their shoulders. Billy's cell phone rings and he answers it while they continue to walk down the hallway.)
Billy: "Start talking, it's your nickel.............hey Moniqua, what's up? Yeah? All right! Ratings were through the roof you say? Fantastic! Man, we are red hot right now!"
(As they walk down the corridor one of the doors flies open. A hand reaches out and grabs UC by the tie, yanking him inside. Billy doesn't see or hear a thing.)
UC: "FWA!"
Billy: "Oh yeah! Next week, we got someone good lined up! It'll be big! Real big! Just ask Ultimo, he'll tell you what's going down! Right Ultimo?"
(Billy turns and sees that his partner is nowhere to be found. He looks around the hallway with a perplexed look on his face.)
Billy: "Ultimo?"
(The scene cuts to inside of the room where UC finds out who the hand belonged to, none other than his old running buddy Terri. She slugs him in the arm as hard as she can.)
UC: "AAAUGGGGHH!!!!! What the hell is that about?"
Terri: "I was about to ask you the same thing!"
UC: "Eh?"
Terri: "That little show you and Billy put on! What 's the big idea? Every one in the locker room has been talking about it!"
UC: "Alright! We're a hit!"
Terri: "No, you dolt!"
(Terri hits UC again.)
UC: "AAAUUGGHH!! Dammit!"
Terri: "Everyone is pissed! Including me! What was the big idea doing that to the Suicidal Idolz? That was beyond low! I was mortified!"
UC: "Oh come on! It was hard hitting, cutting edge, journalism!"
Terri: "It was slander, libel, tabloid pap!"
UC: "Ok, fine! So what if it was?! Big *BEEP!*ing whoopee do da! What is it to you? Is this because we didn't ask you to be on the show?"
Terri: "NO!"
(Terri hits UC again.)
UC: "AAAAUUGGHH! Will you cut that out?!"
Terri: "Do you want to know what this is about? Look, everyone knows that you and I are friends."
UC: "Right, and their all jealous cuz you're hanging with a winner."
Terri: "Wrong! They all associate me with you, so whatever you do I get some of the repurcussions! Ever since you and I started hanging out people have been giving me the skunk eye. When I walk into a room all conversations stop. Sometimes they'll even leave the room. When you won the tag titles everyone began to purposley avoid me. Now after your latest stunt no one will even talk to me anymore! Do you know why that is?"
UC: "Have you been eating the cafeteria chili again?"
(Terri rears back with another punch but UC throws his hands up.)
UC: "Ok! Ok! It was just a joke! Sheesh your'e wound up!"
Terri: "Ultimo, you and I have been friends for a while, but lately I don't know who you even are anymore. Yes, you can be a big jerk sometimes but you could also be really cool! But now that you're with the HBMS all you are is that big jerk! What happened to you?"
UC: "I'm a champion! That's what! Isn't that what we wanted all along?"
Terri: "Yeah, but not like this! This HBMS stuff has wrecked you! Billy too! All you do is strut around the place acting rude to everyone! You hardly hang out with me anymore! Moniqua has turned you two into horrible monsters! I don't even know if I want to be your friend anymore!"
UC: "Whoa! Erch! Hold on there! Time out! Let's talk this over! Ok, maybe I haven't been around much lately. But when you're a handsome boy that's the kind of thing you hafta deal with. Since winning the titles Billy and I have been in demand! Big time! We're booked solid for three months out! But nothing's changed between you and me, ok? Things are just hectic right now with the runway gigs, personal appearances the title defenses....."
Terri: "And that dumb show?"
UC: "Don't mock the show. The show is gold."
(Terri rolls her eyes and makes an aggitated grunt.)
UC: "Look, I promise that when things slow down we'll be tight again, ok? Things are just crazy right now. That's all. So are we still cool?"
(silence...........)
UC: "Come on, we're still cool right? Right? What's that song we used to sing? Do you remember?"
Terri: "Ultimo, not now........"
UC: "You know the song! Sing it with me!"
(UC starts singing.)
UC: "Ultimo and Terri got this party goin' on!"
Terri: (sighs) "We're gonna rock your face till the breaka breaka dawn."
UC: "That's my girl! Now then, Billy and I are going to tie a hundred dollar bill to a fishing pole and tease some bums. You wanna come with? It's a panic!"
Terri: "No, I'm not really...................I'm fine."
UC: "Suit yourself! I'll check you later!"
(UC leaves the room as Terri stays behind. She shakes her head and seriously considers her choice in friends.....)
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Post by Superior Dragon on May 7, 2006 22:05:37 GMT -5
We cut back to the Suicidal Idolz locker room as Sarah is holding a bag of ice to her heaad, still feeling the effects of the shot to the head by Chrysta.
Twiz: Well, you almost had the win.
Sarah: Yeah, if that little b**ch hadn't f**king pulled me out, I would be #1 contender.
Saint: It was the f**king ref's fault. He shouldn't of counted Sarah out. I mean, why would Sarah go out of the ring after White's knocked down, huh? Effin' WCW and their s***ty refs.
Twiz: Man, let's just watch some T.V.
Sarah: Sounds cool.
*Twizted turns the T.V. on as it immediantly shows a "See No Evil" trailer.
Saint: Crap!
*Twiz then changes it to a EWT House show match between Sean Waltman and Lex Luger.
Sarah: Luger's still alive?! Change it!
*Twiz changes it to MTV as they show "OPP" by Naughty By Nature.
Twiz: Finally!
*The Idolz are watching MTV when Twizted accidentaly changes the channel as it shows the HBMS' promo concerning them.
Saint: Hey, it's those chumps that had to cheat to beat us! Man, change it.
Sarah: Wait, they're talking about you two.
Twiz: What?!
Saint: WHAT THE F**K!?
*The Idolz keep watching the HBMS promo, getting more and more pissed off. Twizted even punches a hole in the wall at the mention of his "interview".
Saint: This is some pretty f***ed up s*** right here.
Twiz: Some f***ed up s***? SOME F***ED UP S***?! THOSE TWO LITTLE *CENSORED (to violent of a cuss word)* HAVE BEEN RAGGIN' ON US SINCE WE FOUGHT THEM! THEY'RE JUST PISSED OFF 'CUZ WE CCAME THIS F***ING CLOSE TO BEATING THEM!! THIS! IS! BULLS***!
Saint: Dude, calm down.
Twiz: F*** calming down! This is a f***ing invitation to kick their asses!
Saint: I know, I know. But we have to beat other tag teams before we get a shot at the tag belts.
Twiz: If I see them one more time, I will f*** their asses up! And I will beat the f*** out of them until that Virgin can't even f***ing read the magazines of women he can't even hope to get with.
Saint: You cool now?
Twiz: Yeah, a little bit.
Sarah: Good. Oh, I just remembered. You guys have an appearance on Curly's Coliseum this week.
Twiz: The short and the ugly and the tall and the idiotic one?
Saint: Yup, Curly and Big. We gotta be prepared, in case it turns into a full blown fight.
Sarah: Oh, it will. You know you got a bad temper.
Twiz: Can't help it. It's just this thing I have.
Saint: Well, keep it in gear man. C'mon, let's go.
Twiz: Where to?
Sarah: How 'bout the nightclub we went to last time?
Saint: Cool. Let's go.
Twiz: Alright. C'mon.
*The Idolz leave as we cut to a commercial for the EWT Sponsered Viagra, making sure to stiff you in the bed and in the ring!
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on May 8, 2006 0:31:32 GMT -5
*We cut back to ringside when “Alone” hits*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWT Tri-State Championship. Introducing the challenger, being accompanied by Mike Ragnal, from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 221 lbs., THEO RUMM!
*Theo Rumm walks out and gets a decent pop. Mike Ragnal walks out right behind him and gets a loud pop. Theo still looks shocked that he has a shot at the Tri-State title. Nevertheless he gets in the ring and poses for the crowd. Then “Sexy Guy” starts blaring*
RA: And his opponent, being accompanied by Sensational Cherry, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 232 lbs., he is the Tri-State Champion, the Heartbreak Hitman BRET MICHAELS!
*HBH walks out with Cherry by his side with the fans booing to no end. He gets to ringside and grabs a mic*
HBH: Well well well, I guess today is your lucky day. You get to face me for my title. Now normally I wouldn’t want to be around someone such as yourself, but since I am a fighting champion, I’ll make an exception here. This will no doubt be the biggest match of your career, and I hope for your sake that you’re prepared. You won’t be winning this title right here, but as I’ve done with many others in the past, I’ll make sure tonight is a night you will NEVER forget. And as for you *points at Mike Ragnal*, stay the hell out of my match. Think you can handle that?
*HBH then hands the title off to Cherry and gets in the ring. Mike exits the ring and looks at HBH angrily*
The bell rings to start the match. Theo gets into a karate-like pose and jumps around in the ring. This confuses HBH. He runs at Theo to try and get him to stop, but Theo moves out of the way and continues jumping around the ring. HBH runs at him again, but again Theo moves out of the way. The fans are amused, but HBH isn’t.
HBH: What the f*** are you trying to pull?
HBH runs at Theo a third time, but once again Theo moves and this time hits HBH with a bulldog from behind. He keeps the momentum going with a snap suplex. He picks up HBH and whips him to the ropes, connecting with a back elbow attack. Theo follows up with a flip splash and covers him.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out. Theo picks him up and performs a front suplex. HBH rolls over to the ropes to help himself up. Theo clotheslines him over the top rope to the outside. HBH gets up and see Mike Ragnal who is standing just a few feet away. HBH warns him to stay away. Mike tells HBH to watch his opponent. HBH turns around just in time to see Theo dive through the ropes at him. With the crowd chanting “LET’S GO THEO”, Theo rolls HBH back into the ring. He jumps to the top rope and lands a leg drop. He goes for a pin.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out again. Theo picks him up and whips him to the ropes. He goes for a back body drop, but HBH kicks him in the head. HBH capitalizes with a reverse DDT. He then stomps on Theo continuously. He picks him up and performs a firemans carry slam. He runs to the ropes for a quick leg drop. HBH picks up Theo and drops him with a DDT. After a standing moonsault, HBH covers him.
1... 2...
Theo kicks out. HBH picks him up and rams him into the corner. He hits him with some shoulder thrusts and a few elbows. He whips Theo to the opposite corner. HBH charges at him, but Theo manages to block it with a boot to the face. Theo runs at him, but HBH takes him down with a drop toe hold and turns it into an STF. Theo fights to get to the ropes with Mike cheering him on. It takes a while, but Theo makes it to the ropes, forcing HBH to break the hold. HBH gets up and hits Theo with a backbreaker. He climbs to the second rope and connects with a diving elbow. He goes for a cover.
1... 2...
Theo gets a shoulder up. HBH picks him up for a spinning neckbreaker. He picks him up again and hits a reverse sidewalk slam. Next he lifts up Theo and places him on the top rope. He climbs up and starts punching him. Then he sets him up for a superplex, but Theo blocks it and gives HBH some headbutts. He pushes HBH off. Theo stands up on the top rope and jumps off for a missile dropkick. The ref starts the 10 count.
1 2 3 (Both men are starting to come to) 4 5 (They start getting to their feet) 6 7 8 9
Both men are now up. They start to exchange punches until Theo gets the upper hand. Theo unleashes a flurry of hard rights, kicks, and chops. He whips HBH to the ropes and launches him into the air. Next he catapults him into the turnbuckle. HBH hits it and stumbles into a bicycle kick. HBH runs at him, but Theo takes him down with a dropsault. He goes for a cover.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out. Theo runs to the ropes, but is stopped by a spinning heel kick. HBH picks him up and hits an inverted atomic drop followed by a Russian leg sweep. He climbs the ropes and connects with an elbow drop. He pins Theo.
1... 2...
Theo kicks out. HBH takes him to the corner. He attempts to bang his head on the turnbuckle, but Theo blocks it and bangs HBH’s head on the turnbuckle. Next he stomps a mudhole in him. With the crowd fired up, Theo goes for a bronco buster. Then he drags HBH out into the middle of the ring and applies an inverted Texas Cloverleaf. HBH is screaming in pain. He crawls over and reaches the ropes. Theo breaks the hold and hits the Manhattan Drop on HBH. He goes for the cover.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out! Theo goes to pick him up, but HBH grabs him and locks in the Sharpshooter. Theo yells out in pain as he frantically tries to reach the ropes. With Mike and the fans cheering him on, Theo crawls bit by bit to reach the ropes. He gets there, which gets a very loud pop. HBH breaks the hold and stomps him. Then he sets up from some Sweet Chin Muzak. He goes for it, but Theo moves out of the way and HBH lands on the ropes. Theo shakes the ropes to get HBH off, then steps onto the apron. He waits for HBH to get up. HBH is now up. Theo jumps on the ropes and hits a Springboard Gore! Fans are cheering wildly. Cherry looks very nervous. Theo crawls over to pin HBH.
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2...
HBH kicks out again! Theo can’t believe it, Mike can’t believe it, the fans can’t believe it. Meanwhile Cherry lets out a big sigh of relief. Theo drags HBH to the corner. He goes for the Rumm on Tap, but HBH puts his knees up. HBH gets back to his feet. Theo also gets up. He turns around and walks into some Sweet Chin Muzak. HBH pins him.
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2....
3! *Bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner, and still EWT Tri-State Champion, the Heartbreak Hitman BRET MICHAELS!
*Cherry gets in the ring to celebrate HBH’s victory. The two do some posing in the ring. HBH takes the title and points at Mike*
HBH: You see this? Take a good long look at it, because that’s as close to the title as you’re EVER going to get as long as I’m champion.
*HBH and Cherry then head backstage while Mike looks on, furious. Mike then checks on Theo and helps him get back to his feet. Fans are now on their feet showing their appreciation*
Fans: THAT WAS AWESOME! *clap clap clapclapclap* THAT WAS AWESOME! *clap clap clapclapclap*
*Theo waves to the fans as he and Mike exit the ring and head backstage*
*Cut to a commercial*
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on May 8, 2006 6:54:20 GMT -5
(Pomp and Circumstance distorts into Heaven's a Lie amidst the crowd's boos as we return from commercial to see Virus making his way out from under the CrapTron.)
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at 310 pounds, he is a member of the P.T.A., he... is... VIRUS!
(The crowd showers Virus in "**** YOU, VIRUS!" chants as Virus climbs over the top rope. Virus prowls around the ring, stretching and warming up, as....)
PA System: "WOOOOOOOOOOO!"
(The crowd jumps to its feet in a standing ovation for the 16-time World Heavyweight Champion as Ric Flair makes his way down to the ring, robe and all!)
Lillian: And his opponent, he is a former 16-time World Heavyweight champion, the "NATURE BOY", RIC!... FLAIR!
(Referee Lee holds the ropes open for Flair, who makes his way into the ring and takes off his rope, handing it gingerly to the timekeeper. Virus rolls back into the ring, and the two men size each other up as Referee Lee calls for the bell.)
DING DING DING!
Flair offers his hand to Virus, who looks down at the outstretched hand, then back at Flair with a "WTF?!" look on his face. Nevertheless, Virus reaches out a hand... but Flair pulls back his hand at the last second and slicks back his hair before letting out a "WOOO!" of epic proportions! Virus's face contorts in fury, and Virus charges at Flair... who ducks under Virus's arm with surprising agility for a man of his age! Flair uncorks a knife-edge chop as the crowd "WOO!"s! Another chop, another "WOO!", and the chopping and wooing continues until Virus is in the corner, clutching his chest for dear life as Flair rears back for another chop...
... but Virus reverses! Virus suddenly lurches out and grabs Flair by the throat before switching positions with him, and now Virus has Ric Flair in the corner for a little chopping of his own! The crowd is booing now as Virus uncorks five hellacious knife-edge chops of his own, before "shush"ing the crowd and hitting a giant overhand chop! Flair barely has time to regain his bearings before Virus Irish whips Flair across the ring and into the opposite corner, following quickly with a HUGE Stinger Splash! Flair wobbles out from the corner for a few tenative steps, then flops face-first to the mat!
Suddenly, Principal Pain comes down to the ring with a steel chair in hand! Referee Lee turns his back on Virus, who is picking Flair up by the head, to reprimand Pain for his attempt to interfere, when Flair LOW BLOWS VIRUS! Virus drops to the mat clutching his grapefruits as Pain complains loudly to the referee! Flair struts around the ring and gives a "WOO!" as we...
... FADE TO COMMERCIAL?!
(Commercial break: A 5 minute long blooper reel of rejected Wii commercials. Most are unfit to print (read: Virus ran out of ideas).)
We return from an excessively childish series of Wii jokes to find Flair with Virus cinched into the Figure-Four leg lock. During the break, Flair chop-blocked Virus down to size, and is now grabbing the ropes for leverage every time the referee isn't looking, returning to his classic bag of dirty tricks. Virus screams out in pain before finally falling to the mat...
1...2...NO! Virus jumps up in pain again! Virus rears back and manages to box Flair 'round the ears! Flair loosens up a bit, but Virus still can't escape! Another box, and Flair lets go entirely, allowing Virus to drag himself out of harm's way! Flair rolls over to use the turnbuckle to pull himself to his feet as Virus gingerly tests out his no-doubt hurting knees. The crowd is firmly behind the Nature Boy as Virus walks menacingly towards a still-recovering Flair... THUMB TO THE EYE! Virus stumbles backwards as Flair makes his way slowly up the ropes... he's at the top... and...
VIRUS GRABS HOLD OF FLAIR AND GORILLA PRESS SLAMS HIM TO THE INSIDE! (Oh come on, like you weren't expecting THAT.) Flair writhes in pain as Virus angrily signals for the CHOKESLAM!
Virus stands behind Flair, begging him to get up...
A still-waiting Pain claps his approval...
Flair returns to his feet...
Somewhere in Lewiston, Idaho, Grimblade takes a break from writing this match to take a sip of coffee...
AND VIRUS SLAPS A HAND AROUND FLAIR'S THROAT! Virus emits a highly-sarcastic "WOO!" as he nails the high-impact CHOKESLAM! Flair is out on the mat, but Virus refuses to pin him, instead dragging him over to the turnbuckle and signalling for the MUTATION!
Virus drags Flair up the ropes...
Pain smiles menacingly...
The crowd shows its immense dislike of Virus...
Flair is out like a light...
Grimblade takes another sip of coffee...
Virus reaches the top turnbuckle and gets Flair up into position for the Mutation... he takes one last look around the crowd, smirks, and then looks directly into the camera before mouthing "Generation Tech... I'm coming..." and leaping into the air, slamming Flair into the mat with the MUTATION! Flair begins to bleed like a stuck pig as Virus finally goes for the cover!
1... 2... 3!
DING DING DING!
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner, VIRUS!
(The crowd showers Virus in boos as Principal Pain gets into the ring to celebrate Virus's victory. The two PTA members shake hands and head back to the locker room as Flair slowly begins to stir, before we fade to commercial.)
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 8, 2006 9:41:41 GMT -5
*Toom E Dangerously is sitting at his desk when a man walks in.*
Man: Now, I understand you have this TLC Rumble coming up tomorrow, right? Right. And you brought back You Gene Lesnar & 8Syxx for it, right? Right. But you haven't even contacted me to come back...and d'at...d'ats not wonderful. You see, in order for for your TLC Rumble to actually get good ratings & make the fans enjoy it...simply to be a wonderful TLC Rumble, you need me. I don't need you, but you need me. You never gave me a title shot. You owe me Dangerously. And to give it to me, that would be wonderful.
TED: Um, Wally...how could I get a hold of you when you changed your phone number & never bothered to give us the new one? Now d'at...d'ats not wonderful. We got one more spot. You want in?
Wonderful Wally Washington: Now d'at...d'at would be wonderful.
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Post by paulpodanski on May 8, 2006 9:53:41 GMT -5
Sika is seen standing in the middle of the ring as we return from commercial. He's looking pumped up for his match... when suddenly, the horrible god awful... absolutely ABYSMAL Paul Poo theme starts up... the crowd going from light boos for Sika... to complete silence.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring... from... TOILETVILLE?! What the fu... ummm weighing in at 312 pounds, Paul Poo.
Paul trudges down to the ring, carrying a big sack over his shoulder. He has a huge grin on his face. Sika just stands there, looking... well, pretty confused.
Announcer: And currently in the ring, weighing in at some unknown amount... from Samoa I guess... Sika!
Sika jumps up and down as Poo climbs into the ring. He grins... dropping his bag on the ring floor. Sika raises an eyebrow, as Paul looks back over.
Soon, the bell rings, Sika charging forward, for a clothesline, but Paul ducks underneath, grabbing and slamming Sika to the mat with a full nelson slam. He then stands over Sika's face and plops down... his ass now in the Poor Wild Somoan's face. Sika gags and starts flailing wildly. As Poo stands back up, he stomps away at Sika, softening him up a bit.
The Samoan groans quickly rolloign away from the stomping path of Paul, getting back to his feet quickly. He turns around, only to get knocked by a big boiot from Paul, sending him reeling and now leaning back against the ropes. Paul walks over, reaches inside his... SHORTS? He then proceeds to give Sika a wedgie... if the crowd wasn't dead yet, they definitely are now. Sika acks... selling the wedgie like a gun shot, flopping to the ground and bouncing all around the ring.
Paul smiles, charging forward, and leaping up with a butt drop across Sika's chest for the cover. 1...2...
Sika barely kicks out. Paul gets back to his feet, grabbing the bag again and opening it up. Sika is looking pretty pissed off now as he charges forward at Paul. However, Paul opens the bag, watching as Sika's FACE gets caught inside of it. You can hear the sound of wretching and possibly him throwing up inside as Paul smiles... pulling Sika's head out, then nailing him with the Flush... AKA The Spinning Piledriver. A cover. 1....2....3!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner... Paul Poo!!!
Paul Poo stands around in the ring... slowly exitting as the crowd continues to just stare in ackward silence.
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Post by paulpodanski on May 8, 2006 10:04:11 GMT -5
Paul is heading backstage when suddenly, he bumps into someone off screen.
Paul: Hmmm... who are you? What do you want to do with Paul Poo?
Mysterious Voice: Paul... you're better this. I know you are. You've lost your way... ever since the Toolshed Invitational. And I think I know exactly what has happened to you.
Paul raises an eyebrow.
Mysterious Voice: Ever since your loss to Dr. Insaneo... you've been a wreck. You're doubting yourself. You try to revert to your past gimmicks in order to try and make sense of things... but it's all a waste Paul.
Paul: What... what are you talking about dude? I hope you aren't planning to flash me in the nude!
Mysterious Voice: My friend here... he was just like you. Miserable... and downtrodden after his friends abandoned him. Paul... he know's exactly what you're going through... doubt. But with my help... both of you could be a WONDERFUL combination. What do you say Mr. Podanski... feel like dropping this act and getting back the respect you... no, BOTH of you getting back the respect you deserve?
Paul thinks a bit... slowly nodding. The camera pans over... to another figure who seems to be hidden in the shadows. The two smile and shake hands as the mysterious person stays out of sight.
Mysterious voice: Great... this is just super! I'm glad you two are friends. And together, the three of us are gonna make the EWT the happiest place on earth... no matter what! Now how about a BIG group hug fellas?
Paul and the unknown person shrug, all three of them hugging, but the third person still not visible on the screen.
Mysterious Voice: Now let's go get some happy meals!
The three people exit the area... as we fade to the next segment.
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B.A.
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Post by B.A. on May 8, 2006 13:51:18 GMT -5
Eddie is at Howard Univ with a camera man the past week. Hes looking around the campus, and he thinks of how amazing it was to finally graduate from school. "Im eddie omega, and this is my college!.." *camera zooms arounds* "Now some people may know me as a wrestler, but others will like me better if I am to be addressed as a person with a bachelors degree. What I mean is unlike most americans, I didnt waste my time. I persued education, and I got what I wanted. You see these halls? These are places of higher learning. I dont need to be popular with you people at home in order to get to this place, as it turns out, I got what I wanted and not from the help of anyone..except for the P.T.A. who happen to be real men who know what they want. *crowd boos loud* *He looks off into the distance* Eddie: "And of course, we have the ruined members of society.." *raven is seen looking around the campus* Raven: Where are you Eddie!? I dont need to play games, I already know im smarter then you!" Eddie speaking quietly: "You see that, that peice of trash wants me huh?" Eddie jumps over the rail on top of raven and brings him to the ground. He begins pounding him with fists, and throws him into the concrete steps. Eddie backs up and jumps and delivers a knee to Ravens gut. Eddie looks around as the bell rings on top of Founders Library... "uh-oh, schools out?" college kids come out of Fredrick Douglas Hall and stop not believing there eyes. Even the ones across the Yard out of Alaine Locke Hall come up to stare. Eddie and Raven both fighting in there school. While Eddie looks around, Raven gets back up and dropkicks Eddie. Eddie on the ground sees raven come up and drop an elbow hurting both men on the concrete slab. He picks Eddie up and pulls him into...the Hall? Eddie and raven are now inside one of the college halls, and Eddie is thrown into a garbage can where papers and tests come out. Eddie wisely kicks Raven in the face when he tries to get up and picks up Raven up and throws him this time into the garbage can. Eddie slips on a peice of paper but looks at it... "HEY!! an 85! This is what I get from a test on economics?! Is she trying to ruin my grade?!!!" A girl walks behind Eddie, and taps him. Eddie begins to raise his hand thinking its Raven, but plays it cool when he sees its a girl, and brushes his hair down... *the crowd is laughing histerically* Girl: "heeey eddie" Eddie: *startled*"Hey! Nicole! Wanna go out this saturday??" Girl: Sure, where? Eddie: "ill get back to you on that on facebook, ok?" Girl: "Sure, but heres my number, you know im in the Quad" Eddie: "Thanks" Eddie smiling while she walks off...promptly stuffs the paper into his back pocket, and sees raven in the corner. He runs and delivers a knee to him, and picks him back up. Now dragging him through the hall he slams his face on the water fountain and picks him up by the hair. Raven punches Eddie in the stomach and smashes his face now into the fire alarm setting it off. Eddie now really hurt is looking for an exit but Raven grabs him. He then guides him into the stairwell and begins climbing to the second floor. The cameraman is getting all of this and almost gets hit when Eddie counters Ravens punch and delivers an atomic drop on one plane of the stairs. Raven holding his butt is writhering but Eddie wont relent on the assault. He picks Raven up and now on the second floor throws him into a classroom. The teacher is still packing up her stuff.. Teacher: "Eddie?" Eddie: "Ms. Paula?, um...yea its my job. Hey, why I get an 85 on the exam? " Raven takes not of this and hits Eddie in the back with a desk. He pushes the teacher out of the way, and Eddie is knocked into the chalkboard, and out of it. Raven then picks up Eddie onto the desk and gets him ready for the DDT. Kids are seen looking on anxiously The teacher, out of nowhere comes back in and low blows Raven!!!! The audience seeing it live on tv goes crazy and cheers. Crowd: Eddie!! Eddie!! Teacher: "Thats what you get for messing with my students!!" Eddie smiles at her, and does his Omega Psi Phi off the desk onto the floor. The teacher counts.. 1....2.....3 Eddie sits up and holds the back of his head while Raven is still out cold. Eddie: "Hey ma'am i gotta thank you..." Teacher: "Thats no problem, after that excuse of a human pushed me out of the way!? How dare he. Consider that 85, an 100 now. Your grade will be changed effective immediately." *The teacher looks at the paper Eddie took out of his pocket and makes it an 100.* Teacher: Is this a phone number? Eddie: "Uhh Lonnnng Story" Eddie then looks into the camera. "You see people, *while laughing* Eddie Omega happens to be not only smarter then you, but alot more better and wiser then you." He laughs while him and teacher walk out as the camera fades to black
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Post by dorf on May 8, 2006 13:52:43 GMT -5
Hoss Ninja versus Chavo Guerrero*The two wrestlers are already in the ring after a brief commercial break. The bell sounds and the match is off!* *The two competitors were about to square-off in a lock-up, when Hoss Ninja strikes Chavo Guerrero with a stiff kick to his chin. Chavo goes down hard. The Hoss Ninja goes with a gleaming laugh that is heard throughout the arena. He then gets his right hand all riled up as he is about to do the FINGER POINT OF DOOM! at Chavo.* *Hoss Ninja then covers Chavo Guerrero!* Referee: 1! 2! *Chavo kicks out* *Hoss Ninja, believing he's had 'enough' fun...makes Chavo stand up. Hoss Ninja walks to the corner and leaves Chavo alone in the middle of the ring, wobbly. Hoss Ninja then stealthily sprints at the wobbling Chavo Guerrero at full speed and hits the SUPER NINJA DEATH STAR KICK!! Hoss Ninja covers.* Referee: 1! 2! 3! *Hoss Ninja gets up and celebrates in a happy mood...until he looks at the CrapTron. A pissed off Dorf is shown* Dorf: You son of a b****, I almost died again...because of you. My chest pains have heeled after a 3-day hospital stay here. Now I have a match to attend to today...or else I might be fired. I hope your happy! *Just as Dorf said that, Hoss Ninja shook his head 'no' and the crowd got all riled up all of a sudden. The cameras zoom on behind Hoss Ninja to be none other than Dorf! Hoss Ninja shrugged his shoulders and then felt the pain of the DORF-PLEX!* *Dorf dragged Hoss Ninja's carcass to the corner and went to the second turnbuckle and DORF DRIVER'D HIM TO HELL! Dorf, whose face looks crazy with a burnt scar on his chest...signals not yet. He picks up Hoss Ninja and Irish Whips him to the ropes and once he flinged back, dorf performed the DORFBUSTER!!* *Dorf grabs the mic* Dorf: Who's my opponent? Bring him out...NOW!
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Post by dorf on May 8, 2006 14:17:31 GMT -5
dorf versus Edge
Guess you're kidding me... music erupts throughout the area as Edge and his asshat bitch, Lita come out under the CrapTron surrounding the arena with boo's. Edge does his little dance under the CrapTron and slithers into the ring fine. Before the match began, Dorf & Edge shake hands.*
*The match starts as the timekeeper rings the bell. The two would lock-up as Edge uses his strength and diverted dorf with a kick to his stomach. Dorf immediately reacts to being kicked in the stomach and bends down. Edge gives the Edgeucution to Dorf and Dorf goes down. Edge covers dorf*
Referee: 1!
2!
3!
Winner: By pinfall, EDGE!
*The crowd boo's, due to the result of a squash match and then dorf got up on the mic and explained.*
Dorf: Ya see, I cannot do much right now....since I am still suffering from that chest burn. I'll be healed soon and it was lucky that I was facing my best friend, Edge.
*crowd boo's loudly*
I see that you're pleased. Glad to make your day happy...now I've got to prepare for that #1 contender's match.
*Dorf leaves with the eruption of boo's.*
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Post by curtrok on May 8, 2006 16:46:03 GMT -5
*We come back from break with Christain and Curtrok already in the ring. Curt, as usual is on the mic.*
CR: Last week I pounded Edge into the ground and now I have to face the lesser of the gay-namic duo. How degrading! How degrading for the F.T.W champ to have to face this scum. But I'm a company man so here we go.
*Curtrok bashes Christian in the face with the mic casuing his nose to gush blood. Curtrok follows that attack up with a vertical dropkick to the face. Chrstian hits the mat and is enveloped in a quickly growing pool of blood.*
Curtok climbs out of the ring grabs two chairs. He throws one in the ring and slides under the bottom rope with the other. Curtrok places the chair he had on the mat. Grabs Christian by the hair and slams his face into the chair causing the chair to smear with blood. Curtok grabs the other chair and delivers a wicked one maned con-chairto. Christain is out cold.*
*Curtrok goes for the cover and its just a formality.*
1 2 3
Announcer: You're winner and still F.T.W champion Curtrok.
*Curtrok screams into the camera "This is a message to you, it is unclear to whom he is referring.*
*break.*
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Post by The Lach is very tired on May 9, 2006 7:45:54 GMT -5
*Spaz is sitting down in the Gen. Tech locker room doing a few stretching exerciseswhen Limey walks in.*
Spaz: Hey buddy.
Limey: Hey mate, what's happening?
S: Just keeping flexible, I got to if I'm going to overcome 24 men to keep this.
*Motions to the EWT Title sitting nest to him on the bench.*
L: Absolutely, I walked into an Elimination Chamber against 5 others & I didn't walk out with the belt. But then again the man who did is a damn fine wrestler!
S: It will be tough especially with all time greats 8Syxx & You Gene Lesnar in th match as well. Plus some bum called Wally.
L: Toom E keeps throwing us those curveballs doesn't he?
S: He certainly does but I know that when I do survive the TLC Rumble & come out the other side with my belt that there will be no doubt left that I deserve to be called a world champion!
Both: Respect, Loyalty, Abilty!
*Cut To Promo for Maim Event*
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Post by crauswell on May 9, 2006 12:54:23 GMT -5
As we return from commercial, Crauswell is seen behind a backdrop... looking solemn and menacing. Well, as solemn and menacing as a guy in a giant gryphon outfit can look.
Crauswell: Chance... I know you're out there. I know you're still alive. I know that you haven't learned anything from that beating I gave you... and that's absolutely fine with me. When you get finished picking those shards of glass from that overinflated ego of yours... I'll be waiting... waiting to see you try and fight back. Waiting to try and see if you have what it takes to take me on. See if you have the ability to pursue me. Something tells me you don't. Something tells me that you're... afraid of me. Terrified... but I wouldn't be surprised at all.
Crauswell lifts his head up a bit... then resumes speaking.
Crauswell: But at this coming EWT Maim Event... my time will have come. I will be in the ring with 24 other EWT superstars... 23 if Chance doesn't make it of course. But nontheless... I will walk into that ring... ANNIHILATE 23 men by throwing them over the top rope. Then... no matter who manages to avoid an over the top rope elimination... I will come after that person..,. beat them within an inch of their life... and claim the EWT Championship, whether I have to go through a member of the P.T.A., Generation Tech, The Nyrds, The Elite, The Connection, Prophecy Reborn, Suicidal Idolz or someone not involved with anyone else... or even if it's you Chance. It won't matter because I will RIP YOU TO SHREDS!!!
You can see an angry look in Crauswell's eye through the eye-holes.
Crauswell: Face it... I am here to dominate... to to prove to you all that furries can... and ARE vicious in that ring. And I gurantee... that if you try to take me out... you will be DEVOURED!!!
The furry closes his eyes... spreading his wings and still looking pretty damn menacing... as we fade to the next segment.
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Post by Chrysta on May 9, 2006 15:35:42 GMT -5
Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is for the Queen of the Ring tournament! Entering first…
*”Ghetto Bird” plays as D’Zee enters the arena, flipping off the crowds as they boo her.*
Chimel: From New York…D’Zee!
*As D’Zee gets into the ring, “Ice Queen” plays as Chrysta and Ms. White enter, Chrysta with the GND belt around her waist as Ms. White escorts her down to the ring.*
Chimel: And the opponent, from Juno, Alaska, being accompanied by Ms. White, she is the EWT Girl Next Door Champion…The Ice Queen, CHRRRYSTA!
*While the announce team hypes up Ms. White’s victory for the contendership, Ms. White and Chrysta step inside the ring, and Ms. White helps Chrysta take her fur coat off as Chrysta unstraps the belt. D’Zee charges right at Chrysta, mounting on top of her as she tackles Chrysta to the ground, punching her face multiple times until the ref has to take her off. D’Zee shoves the ref to the side, and starts to knee Chrysta in the gut. Ms. White, unable to do anything else, gets in the ring and fights D’Zee off. She grabs her off of Chrysta, then goes for a Stratusfaction, but D’Zee gets a hold of Ms. White, and nails a back suplex to her. D’Zee begins to knee Chrysta over and over again, until finally the ref thinks that Chrysta has had enough, and rings the bell.*
Chimel: Your winner by countout…D’ZEE!
*As D’Zee walks up the ramp in her angry fashion, Ms. White and a group of refs attend to Chrysta to see if she’s alright. Ms. White backs everyone off, grabs Chrysta’s title, and helps walk her up the ramp.*
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on May 9, 2006 15:48:02 GMT -5
(back at ringside and Mr. Howard finkel is in the ring)
FINKEL: Ladies and gentlemen the following match is for one fall and will be a tag team bout ... introducing first from Spread Eagle, Wisconsin .... they weigh in at around 550 pounds ....
'Moving on Up' begins to play over the speakers
FINKEL: They are collectively known as the Midget King and Company ...
Curly and Mr. Big come out from the back along with two Toga wearing lovelies
FINKEL: ....they are Mr. Big and the half-pint Curly Long!!
A cheap remark from Howard Finkel!! .... Curly leaps off Mr. BIg and races to the ring, he slides in under Finkel's legs and punches upwards! ... Finkel clutches his smashed jewels as Curly hoists him on to his shoulders ... Curly Creamer!! ... as this happens some very 70s disco music plays and out come the heartthrobs!! ... Antonio and Romeo dancing there little hearts out with a couple of feather boas .... as they get to the ring we see Grand Master Sexay in the audience .. he is shaking his head in disbelief ... Curly has by now grabbed a microphone
CURLY: .... he wipes sweat from his brow ... phew .. now I see why Ultimo stopped beating up Micheal Cole it's really tiring ... Curly notices the two dancing fools on the apron... Big can you ...
Big nods and as The two Heartthrobs dance for the crowd he grabs both by there heads and flings them into the ring .. feathers everywhere!
Bell Rings
Mr. Big wastes no time and grabs both Heartthrobs by the throat ... Double Chokeslam!! ... Mr. Big covers ...
1,2,3.
Bell Rings
CURLY: And the winners .... Midget King and Company!! ... We rock!!
A 'VLB' chant starts, mixed in with some 'Suicide Idolz' chants
CURLY: You want Idols? ... then you have them in the ring right now!! ....
Crowd boos
CURLY: Enough .... you want the greatest tag team in EWT history to go face-to-face with these new rookies off the street? .... then mark it down .... 11th May 2006 .... the Colossal Coliseum!! .... Midget King and Company will meet .... Peasant Trash!
The crowd jeers and boo's loudly. Curly and Mr. Big ignore them and head down the aisle to the back
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on May 9, 2006 18:30:27 GMT -5
*HBH is seen running around backstage when he runs into Todd Grisham*
HBH: All right, where is he?
TG: Where is who?
HBH: Where is who? WHERE IS WHO?!? Did you not see what happened out there? Mike Ragnal walked off with the Tri-State title, MY Tri-State title!! If he doesn't return what is rightfully mine, then I WILL be pressing charges! Now where the hell is he?
TG: I-I don't know.
HBH: Then get the f*** out of my way!
*HBH knocks Grisham to the ground and continues his search for Mike*
*Cut to next segment*
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Post by Trik Turner on May 9, 2006 22:06:53 GMT -5
(Camera cuts backstage to where Pat Patterson is laying out on a stretcher, a bloody mess. Trik Turner is being held by by security.)
Toom: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TURNER?!?!?
TRIK: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, DAMN IT!!
Toom: You claim sexual harrasement everytime you wrestle a superstar who happens to be homosexual.
Trik: PAT PATTERSON'S GAY!!! HOLY S***!! Looks like you just let the cat out of the bag, Toom. I seriously did not know that.
Toom: Turner, damn it...you attacked Patterson & I know it.
(Trik gets a big smile on his face.)
Trik: Prove it.
(And walks away.)
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Post by HMARK Center on May 9, 2006 23:36:41 GMT -5
<HMark is in the back, breathing heavily. He doesn't make eye contact with the camera, but instead rubs his hands across his face, as if in frustrated thought.>
It's cliche, I realize.
But so close...yet so far.
There the Prophecy Reborn was, in the final five of the TLC Rumble, with the greatest odds in our favor; Spaz had nobody from Generation Tech to back him up, Mike Hodgson was all alone, 86yxx is a lone wolf, anyway...and yet we couldn't get it done.
First of all, Moxie: I take the blame for this. When the time came to have your back, to keep you from being eliminated, so that it could come down to an ALL PR final...I blew it.
That said, I guess I kept my battle royale streak alive; another EWT battle royale involving HitmanMark, another one that sees HitmanMark survive to the Final Five, if not win the whole thing. Small victory, I realize.
<pauses for a second, until a slight smile, one that reflects a feeling of relief, comes across his face>
But, in the end, it's alright. A TLC Rumble? Surely a final like that deserved to have one of the Nyrds involved, and Spaz is certainly no stranger to such matches...
...and speaking of which, Spaz, you definately showed something today. Since I came back here, I could tell that you weren't the same "follow the leader" punk that I was ready to go to war against back in the days of HitmanMark vs. D-Boy. No; you decided to blaze your own path in this company, and you took that path straight to the top. I applaud you for that, Spaz. I respect you for it.
But, you see, the reason why it's alright in the end that the Prophecy Reborn didn't win the TLC Rumble, well, it's quite simple, really. I think I can speak for Mox on this, but I know full well where I stand when it comes to the EWT World Title.
See, Spaz, this isn't going to be the last time our paths cross. So long as you have that title, MY title, you best realize that even if I am focused on other things, be it Trik Turner awhile ago, or the Tag Titles now...<points to chest, right over heart> I will never fully ignore that gnawing that opens up here, every day that I don't hold the title I made famous. It might not be the top priority, it might not be the key issue of the day...but it's always there, looming, shadowing me; and, one day, I shall be reunited with it.
But Spaz, also realize this: in a way, I'm glad I didn't face you in the finals of this Rumble.
Because when the day comes that I step into that ring and challenge you...and, rest assured, that day WILL come, come hell or high water...I don't want tables, I don't want ladders, I don't want chairs.
I want One. On. One. No gimmicks. HitmanMark, challenging Spaz, for the EWT World Title.
And the best man will win...
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on May 10, 2006 0:31:24 GMT -5
We cu back to the Third State Warrior's locker room as Scott Andrews and Jason Maverick are healing from the match as Bolt, Chad, and Jessica are there.
Jessica: Well, at least you made it to the Rumble.
Bolt: Yeah, I didn't.
Chad: And I wasn't even in. Course, I was doing someon- er....I mean something. Yeah. Something.
Maverick: You're right. We did make it far. But you know what guys, me and Andrews got to say something.
Bolt: What's that?
Andrews: Well, we've had fun along the road, but me and Maverick have decided to quit after we have our next match.
Chad, Jessica, and Bolt: WHAT?!?
Maverick: We've deecided that we should just do other stuff and compete in other places.
Andrews: Hell, I might even wind up in WWE with my size.
Chad: But.....but...but...
Maverick: Dude, trust me, it wasn't easy saying this. I mean, we really had a cool time with you guys.
Bolt: So, this is it huh?
Andrews: Yeah. 'Fraid so.
Chad: This sucks man.
Maverick: Well, at least we had some good times.
Bolt: True.
Andrews: Oh, one more thing. If any of you guys want to use our moves, go ahead dude. Think of it as a memory to the Warriors.
Maverick: Yeah. Do it for the times we had.
Chad: Well, if you guys are going out, we need to have an awesome match to give you guys a great farewell.
Jessica: I got it! Why don't you three guys face off in an 8-man tag match?
Bolt: Yeah! We could face a team like Demolition and Bryan Clark or summin'.
Maverick: Awesome. That'll be a great farewell match.
Andrews: Totally. I'll go check with Toomi to see what he can do.
Chad: Go for it man.
Andrews: Peace.
*Andrews goes to Toomi's office as we zoom out on the Third State Warriors for what could be the very last time.
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