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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on May 19, 2006 9:24:23 GMT -5
*Backstage*
Koda is walking down the hall with a big grin on his face.
Man: Koooooodddddddaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Koda: Wha......oh shit!
Koda turns around to see that it is Toom E. Dangerously storming down the hall at power walking speed.
Toom: What the HELL where you thinking?! Attacking Charles like that! Why?
Koda: I know what I did was wrong. Charlie is a friend of mine. I attacked him to send a point to Bolt.
Toom: This is getting out of hand! You and Bolt keep jumping each other week after week! I need this shenanigan to stop right now! I don't want innocent people like Charlie AND the refs to get hurt!
Koda: I'm sorry Toom, I....*Toom stops him*
Toom: No, Koda, I'm sorry. Sorry that I'm going to have to punish you. You have to fight Chavo Guerrero now. I mean RIGHT NOW. Go back out there NOW, or you WILL lose your #1 contendership!
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on May 19, 2006 9:39:15 GMT -5
Lillian is waiting in the ring with Koda Kazar.
* Chavo Guerrero's music begins playing *
Lillian: And his opponent, from El Paso, Texas, Chavo Guerrero Jr.!
Chavo doesn't come out.
Lillian: Chavo Guerrero!
Chavo still doesn't come out. Koda walks towards the ropes facing the ramp.
Bolt comes rushing into the ring from the crowd. Bolt charges at Koda, trying to hit him with the belt, but Koda ducks and hits Bolt with a flying forearm shot.
Koda begins wailing on Bolt with lefts and rights. A group of refs pull Koda off of Bolt, as others pull Bolt back. Koda breaks free and dives a Bolt, knocking Bolt and the refs down.
Koda and Bolt go all over the arena smashing each other into walls, vending machines, everything they can find. Koda throws Bolt through a plate glass window. They start heading back to the ring, and along the way, Koda finds Chavo, knocked out, bleeding from the head, badly.
They eventually make it back to the ring, where they each grab a chair and start swing at each other. They end up hitting the chairs together, sending them into their own heads. Koda drops his chair as Bolt goes to hit him again. Koda hits Bolt with a spin kick to the chair, sending him crashing down.
Both men are barely moving, but are still filled with hate. Koda sets a chair across Bolt's chest/abdomen and climbs to the top rope. Koda hits Bolt with a Hayabusa 450 Splash!
Eventually Toom E. and all of the EWT locker room is down in the ring. They divide and hold back Koda and Bolt. Both men bleeding profusely.
*Fades to a commercial for Ex-Lex. Ex-Lex, the perfect solution for when you DON'T KNOOOOWWWW what is wrong with you. *
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