2007 EWT Hall of Fame Ceremony

[Toom E. Guci]

Greetings ladies & gentlemen & welcome to a joyous night here in Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation. I am your host, Sum Guy, & for once...I get to be serious.

Here in EWT, we pride ourselves on such great legacies of the past. For, without those legaices, we wouldn't be where we are today. And that is why we talk this time to introduce you to the EWT Hall of Fame Class of 2007.

And tonight, we induct:

Billy “the Virgin” Ubermark

HeartBreak Hitman Brett Micheals

Gasoline

Queen Rosa

D’Zee

Linda Ragnal

Chrysta

Ms. White

Sensational Cherry

Botchberg

curtrok

So now, we take this moment to open the microphone up for those of you, as well as any inductees, who would like to share their thoughts.

[Ragnal]

*Mike Ragnal walks out, wearing a normal tuxedo, his red hat on his head. He walks up to the podium, looking out to the crowd, who seems to hate him.*

MIKE: Hey, hey! Put your feelings towards me away for tonight, please. That's all I ask.

*The crowd silences*

MIKE: Thank you. Now, as an almost two year veteran here at EWT, I've faced my share of wrestlers. Some I've become good friends of, others I've had the opportunity of having excellent matches with.

Two of tonights inductees are men I've considered legends since even before I knew them. Billy Ubermark, and Bret Michaels.

Billy was my first feud in EWT, about my first month in the business. I remember I cut a promo offering Billy a large sum of money if he beat me for the Tri-State Championship. As you can guess, in good "virgin discrimination" fashion, I joked that he could use that money to buy a cheap hooker.

*The audience laughs*

MIKE: Afterwards, Billy walked up to me, to let me know that he thought I did very well with the promo, and with the situation handed to me. I often think of this as the moment that, not just got me noticed, but it was also my first compliment for a promo. And Billy, wherever you are...thanks. For being my first big opponent, and for the numerous encounters afterwards.

*The crowd applauds Mike*

MIKE: Next...is Bret Michaels. This man is someone I have feuded with over several months, from my first Tag Team Championship victory, to the feud over the Tri-State Championship. If Bret hadn't been in the company...god only knows how different this company would be.

Bret is still, to this day, considered a classic stable of EWT, and for that, I thank him.

*More applause*

MIKE: Finally...tonight, I'm here to induct three women into this promotion's Hall of Fame. One of these women I consider to be close to my heart...because she's my sister.

Second, we induct a woman that, well, I consider to be the love of my life, outside of the angle she was given. Tonight, however, she's in character for her induction. And finally, we honor one of WWE's best women wrestlers, but not for who she was...but for the character we knew her as.

Ladies and gentlemen..."The Ocean's Beauty" Linda Ragnal, "The Ice Queen" Chrysta, and Trish Stratus, EWT's own Ms. White!

*"Just a Girl" by No Doubt plays through the theatre as Linda Ragnal, wearing a silky pink strapless, walks out first, with Trish Stratus, her bosom busting out of her white strapless, and Chrysta, emotionless as always, in her ring attire, save for a blue satin skirt. Linda is first to approach the mic.*

LINDA: Thank you, everyone.

*The crowd starts a "Thank you, Linda!" chant.*

LINDA: No, no...thank you. I want to thank everybody who went through my title reign for their support. And, as much as I hate to raise my ego, I want to thank EWT for giving me the opportunity as Girl Next Door champion, because without that push, the GND Division would never have gotten off the ground.

Also, a shout out to Oceanic. Good luck tomorrow night, girl.

Finally, to all the new girls in EWT...Synthy, Terina, Ivy...it doesn't matter where your alliance lies. I want to wish you good luck in EWT, and I look forward to the rebirth of the GND Division.

Thank you.

*The crowd applauds as Linda steps down, with Chrysta and Trish walking up to the podium.*

TRISH: Thank you everyone. I'm sorry I didn't have much else to say, but I'm proud to have been involved with EWT for as long as I have. So thank you, again.

*Applause*

CHRYSTA: For one of the few opportunities in my life...I am truly touched. To think of myself as a legend...is an honor. Of course, I can say without doubt, I am the only true Girl Next Door Champion to have never lost the belt. I wish to thank those of you who were fans of mine...and that I have finally appreciated this business.

Thank you.

*Chrysta and Trish step down from the podium, and the three walk off, Linda giving a hug to Mike as they head backstage.*

[Spyke the Pacers Fan]

*Spyke and Rachael approach the podium.*

RLC: "I would just like to congradulate Rosa. Being my first, and only GND feud, you hold a special place in my heart, what with all the fierce battles we had. It was truly an honor to wrestle a master of the ring such as yourself, and I miss having you in the backstage area."

*the crowd applauses and the two GND stars hug*

Spyke: "Gasoline. One of my old Gen. Tech. buddies. We had some good times together. Despite the recent events that have gone down between Spaz and I, I still look back fondly of our Generation Tech days, and I wish that they we still going today. You, me, Limey, and Spaz were a dominate force in EWT, and I never had more fun than during those days. Respect, Loyalty, and Ability, my friend. Congradulations."

*Spyke shakes hands with Gasoline and returns to the back with RLC*

[Koda, Master Crunchyroller]

*Koda Kazar walks up to the podium, in a tux*

Koda: I like to congradulate Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark. He is an incredible guy to work with, plays his gimmick perfectly, and is one hell of a wrestler.

*Koda looks around at everyone, for a moment*

Koda: Granted I haven't faced him all that much in the ring, in fact, we've only been involved in the same match with one another only once. However, I won't forget that single match. It was bar none, one of the best matches I've ever been graced with the honor of being in. I wish me and Billy can do more in ring work in the future, but for the time being, the score is Koda - 1, Billy - Nil. Hope you can catch up Billy. Thanks for letting me speak.

*Koda bows, then leaves the stage*

[Curly Long]

Back at the podium and Curly Long is here! He is smiling like the self-centered little meatball that everyone knows he is.

CURLY: Evening everyone, I am here to introduce one of the former greats in EWT History a woman who I helped introduce to this place ... straight from her most recent victory in women's boxing, D'Zee!

Curly Long steps down and walks off as D'Zee walks out on the stage. The fans give her a cheer despite her entire career being a hated heel.

D'ZEE: Well thank you, you know despite my upbringing on the hard streets of the New York Ghetto. I suppose I should be appreciative of all you fans and the money I earned here in the EWT.

D'Zee pauses as the fans politely applaud

D'ZEE: But I'm not! Your pathetic and everyone in the GND division is nothing compared to me! Those B'iatches were afraid to face me and they know it, that's why I was overlooked in EWT as a champion material. Now I'm a multi-time female boxing champion and you women are stuck here looking pretty for a bunch of teenage boys! In fact I'm sick of this already!

D'Zee throws the microphone away, static hurts the audience's ears as D'Zee storms off backstage. Curly Long retakes the microphone

CURLY: Well folks, that was D'Zee. I see she hasn't lost her attitude then!

Curly motions for the camera to cut to a commercial, it does

[#Classic Hi-Definition X]

*Rosa walks up to the podium to huge cheers*

Rosa: Thank you. There's been quite a number of memories during the time I've been in EWT. The time I spent with Bret and Gas, the wars I had with the likes of Carla O Woe, Oceanic, Rachael Leigh Cook, and fellow HOF inductees Linda Ragnal, Chrysta, and D'Zee. But the thing that I enjoyed the most was being able to perform for you guys. Not a day goes by where someone doesn't walk up to me and tell me how much I entertained them. I even met a 16 year-old girl who told me that she wanted to get into the wrestling business and that I was her inspiration. Now I feel I've done my job just by entertaining you guys, but when that girl told me that I inspired her to be a wrestler, I was deeply touched and honored. And I hope to touch and inspire many more people like her. So to EWT and all my fans, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. And to the next generation of the GND ladies, I hope you all kick some major butt!

*Crowd applauds. Gasoline now steps up to the podium*

Gas: You know, I went through a lot of ups and downs here in EWT. I try not to focus too much on the bad times, but I will always cherish the good times I had, from being with Bret all the way to Generation Tech. I know Limey's not here with us now, but Spaz, Spyke, keep fighting the good fight. GenTech forever.

*crowd applauds*

Gas: And I've had a lot of people come up and ask me if I'll be making a return to EWT. I'll say right now that it's possible, especially since I consider my previous run to be...incomplete.

*Crowd roars at the thought of a Gasoline comeback*

Gas: You'd like that, don't ya? Well you'll have to stay tuned to find out. Thank you to everyone who supported me. Gas Power!

*More applause. Cherry is next up to the podium*

Cherry: Wow. It truly is an honor to be inducted alongside some of EWT's best.

*A few wolf whistles are heard*

Cherry: Why thank you. *laughs* I know my time in EWT was short, but I had a great time. I have one more thing to say. You all know Curly Long, right? Well that name is more accurate than you may think.

*Crowd "Ooooohs" at this*

Cherry: Thank you.

*Now it's HBH time to take to the podium. Crowd chants "HBH!"*

HBH: Thank you very much.

*A female screams "I love you, Bret!"*

HBH: I love you too. One of my goals in life has always been to leave a mark wherever I went, to give people something to remember me by. I'd like to think that I accomplished that in EWT, from some of the matches I've been in, to heck, even The Heartbreak Hotel. When I started The Heartbreak Hotel, I had no idea that it would set off a chain reaction of other shows, like Curly's Colisseum. And to be honest, I'm quite glad that it did.

I'd like to thank Toom E for giving me the opportunity to wrestle in EWT. I'd also like to thank all the guys in the back who I've worked with. There's too many to list, but you all know who you are. And I'd like to thank the many fans who have shown me support during my time in EWT.

*Now the crowd is chanting "PLEASE COME BACK!"*

HBH: You want to see the Heartbreak Hitman back in EWT?

*Crowd roars with cheers*

HBH: Well, we'll see what the future holds. But for the time being, thank you.

*Applause. HBH leaves the podium and takes his seat among the other HOF inductees*