Challenge: Rewrite batman and robin

[FrankGotch]

The first thing I would do is remove he nipples from the suits or just add dicks and scrotum's to make them completely anatomically correct.

[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

Yeah.... I'd say make the movie a lot less homo-erotic.

Also, kill Robin early on.

[Tom Turkey]

Oct 20, 2008 2:19:21 GMT -5 Arthur Digby Stamp said:

I would have Batman enlist the help of Shep Ramsey, intergalactic do-gooder, to aid him in his fight against Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy.

Then in the middle of their climactic battle, Poison Ivy would explode for no reason, EXCEPT THERE IS A REASON. And when the smoke starts to clear from her explosion, Captain Freedom from The Running Man shows up to aid Mr. Freeze.

Then they all fight. Robin gets strangled by Captain Freedom, and Mr. Freeze attempts to freeze Shep, but Shep has access to anti-freeze, so he doesn't get frozen, not even a little. Then Batman and Shep vanquish their foes, and form an intergalactic pact.

Just then, as they walk back into the Shaolin Temple, Predator shows up on a giant hologram screen. He says some stuff in Predator-talk, and then the camera zooms in on Raiden from Mortal Kombat (who showed up after Robin got strangled) and Raiden's all like "I don't think so."

Roll credits.

Which then leads to Batman vs. The Multiverse.

Tagline: Whoever Wins, No One Loses.

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Needs more...


...Frank Miller ;D