salTy
El Dandy
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Post by salTy on Aug 10, 2008 20:59:29 GMT -5
I could make a ban-worthy Superbad joke right now, so I think it would be in my better interest to just refrain.
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Aug 10, 2008 21:03:19 GMT -5
An Escort Service... WWE Skank Diva Playboy Magazine... A Strip Club...
She involves herself in wholesome activities like those, yet for some reason, she refers to herself as "dirty." Odd...
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Post by RatedRKoffee on Aug 10, 2008 21:24:54 GMT -5
I've never been to a strip club, but if there is a chance of seeing a naked chick sliding upside down on a pole and piledriving herself I might have to go.
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Post by machinegun on Aug 10, 2008 21:34:31 GMT -5
Not surprising at all
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Aug 10, 2008 21:45:25 GMT -5
I dunno. Think if she started poll swinging and those cement boobs kept getting momentum. Somebody could get hurt. Pretty seriously, too.
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Max
Hank Scorpio
Played Radar on M*A*S*H
im smokin skunk and poppin the truck to make me feel good
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Post by Max on Aug 10, 2008 21:50:29 GMT -5
DAMN didn't know this board was the moral comission
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 10, 2008 21:58:01 GMT -5
I dunno. Think if she started poll swinging and those cement boobs kept getting momentum. Somebody could get hurt. Pretty seriously, too. "LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHIN! Say you're at a strip club, hopin to see some adult style entertainment, and it's announced that as a special attraction you'll be seeing a former WWE Diva. You've always had a thing for Sunny so you're really looking forward to the show, when out walks Ashley, all goes well until she gets upside down on the pole and begins spinning, gravity being what it is, her giant cement cans cause her to careen wildly out of control, the centrifugal force launching her toward the bar, where a man is lighting a cigar- Ashley the man and the cigar all crash into the alcohol which ignites and begins to burn down the wall to the back room, which just so happens to contain large amounts of nitroglycerin making the whole place one big fireball and the entire establishment goes up like some kinda roman candle from hell! Be careful out there kids."
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Aug 10, 2008 22:12:26 GMT -5
I've never been to a strip club, but if there is a chance of seeing a naked chick sliding upside down on a pole and piledriving herself I might have to go. Let me save you your cover charge.
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Tim
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Tim on Aug 10, 2008 22:13:23 GMT -5
Well, at least she'd look better stripping than in her airbrushed Playboy. Ashley at No Way Out 07 was hotter than any of her Playboy pictures, and she wasn't even full naked!
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
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Post by Krimzon on Aug 10, 2008 22:13:45 GMT -5
I've never been to a strip club, but if there is a chance of seeing a naked chick sliding upside down on a pole and piledriving herself I might have to go. Let me save you your cover charge. So that's what happened to Torrie Wilson...
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Post by Fishbone is Marshall Law on Aug 10, 2008 22:30:57 GMT -5
Ashley stripping? She's out of work now so maybe if you fork over a little extra she'll let you get in between those cement tits, eh? A little oh la la... Ya know what I mean.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 10, 2008 22:35:48 GMT -5
So how much longer will it be till she turns to porn? Hopefully not too long. Not that I find her attractive. I just enjoy other people's misery.
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Jeff
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Jeff on Aug 10, 2008 22:42:41 GMT -5
does it say if shes stripping or just appearing there?
theres a big diff op
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Bones58
Don Corleone
Shuup Baby, I know it!
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Post by Bones58 on Aug 10, 2008 22:50:50 GMT -5
Guess I'm one of the few who wouldn't mind seeing this
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Aug 10, 2008 22:53:52 GMT -5
Wow, a former escort/ wrestler appearing in a strip club. Isn't that how Kurt and Karen met?
dirty dirty
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Aug 10, 2008 23:13:21 GMT -5
Wow, a former escort/ wrestler appearing in a strip club. Isn't that how Kurt and Karen met? dirty dirty I don't know, but that is how Marc Mero met Sable.
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Post by Da (No Sold) 7-1-3 Itch on Aug 10, 2008 23:15:40 GMT -5
Awesome
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Jay Peas 42
El Dandy
Totally flips out ALL the time.
Is looking forward to a Nation of Domination Kwannza Special.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Aug 10, 2008 23:40:24 GMT -5
Wow, a former escort/ wrestler appearing in a strip club. Isn't that how Kurt and Karen met? dirty dirty I don't know, but that is how Marc Mero met Sable. I thought it was at a restaurant. She was a Gap jeans model. Or was that just Kayfaybe ;-)
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Post by Rorschach on Aug 11, 2008 0:12:52 GMT -5
I've never been to a strip club, but if there is a chance of seeing a naked chick sliding upside down on a pole and piledriving herself I might have to go. Let me save you your cover charge. GOLD. Pure, brilliant GOLD.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Aug 11, 2008 0:13:32 GMT -5
I agree that appearing at a strip club and actually stripping are not the same thing.
For example a couple years ago, Rhyno appeared at a strip club near the Metro Detroit airport. Then again he ended up on stage in a G-string, so maybe appearing and stripping ARE the same thing. Nevermind.
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