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Post by CrazySting on Aug 10, 2008 20:20:40 GMT -5
from Wrestling Exposed
A Long Island strip club called The Scene is advertising that former WWE Diva Ashley Massaro will be appearing there along with four other former Playboy girls on Wednesday.
At this rate, 'WWE Diva' will be the classiest thing on her resume.
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Mother
Samurai Cop
Possibly a virgin... methinks he doth protest too much
There's no need for this
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Post by Mother on Aug 10, 2008 20:23:31 GMT -5
xoxodirty dirtyxoxo
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Post by Parker Stiles on Aug 10, 2008 20:25:06 GMT -5
better than stripping in Jersey.. +1 for Ashley
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Hiroshi Hase
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Aug 10, 2008 20:32:40 GMT -5
I'd love to say I'm surprised, but I'm not.
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Post by shamana on Aug 10, 2008 20:33:19 GMT -5
Well, I'm not terribly impressed as a wrestler, anyway. Whatever she wants to do in her free time is fine with me I guess. Or maybe Ashley likes ladies more ?
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Post by Arturo Classico on Aug 10, 2008 20:34:28 GMT -5
So how much longer will it be till she turns to porn?
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Aug 10, 2008 20:35:02 GMT -5
Dear myspace,
Please send your prayers for my daughter, who is unfortunately sick.
Thanks for everything.
Love,
dirty dirty
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Post by Raja Lion on Aug 10, 2008 20:35:18 GMT -5
If the Bada Bing existed and she showed up, I'd hope for Ralphie to get a hold of her.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 10, 2008 20:36:51 GMT -5
In fairness, 'appearing' doesn't necessarily mean she's stripping. Granted, that's the likely scenario, just sayin.
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Aug 10, 2008 20:41:04 GMT -5
A special guest at a strip club? What are you gonna do? Introduce Cinnamon and Candy to the main stage? Talk about their special lunch offers?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 10, 2008 20:43:54 GMT -5
Eh, she could sign autographs or some such. I remember some time back a strip joint in Lil Rock advertised Ron Jeremy appearing, and I'm pretty sure he didn't strip..
Not saying she's not, just playin devil's advocate- my southern accent is more real than keanu's at any rate.
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Aug 10, 2008 20:45:57 GMT -5
Eh, she could sign autographs or some such. I remember some time back a strip joint in Lil Rock advertised Ron Jeremy appearing, and I'm pretty sure he didn't strip.. Not saying she's not, just playin devil's advocate- my southern accent is more real than keanu's at any rate. That's quite true, but is she well known enough to be just signing autographs? I didn't see her appearance on Survivor (was it Survivor?), so I don't know if she was a big deal or anything.
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Lancers
El Dandy
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Post by Lancers on Aug 10, 2008 20:46:10 GMT -5
I don't think she's stripping either. Which is gonna make things awfully awkward when someone hands her a $20.
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Post by tap on Aug 10, 2008 20:47:38 GMT -5
I don't think she's stripping either. Which is gonna make things awfully awkward when someone hands her a $25000. Fixed.
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Joekishi
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Post by Joekishi on Aug 10, 2008 20:47:41 GMT -5
Playboy Bunnies appearing pretty much means they'll be there, not that they'll strip
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 10, 2008 20:48:24 GMT -5
I don't think she's stripping either. Which is gonna make things awfully awkward when someone hands her a $20. *Ashley begins doing dance* "Um, no ma'am, I just wanted to see if you had any change."
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Post by RatedRKoffee on Aug 10, 2008 20:51:01 GMT -5
If she does strip, will she injure herself?
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Aug 10, 2008 20:54:01 GMT -5
Ashley: "What's up ya'll! It's great to be here at the Rack Shack! Now I'm not here to strip. I'm here to sign autographs and talk to you about Sprint."
Guy in Front Row: "T**s or get the f*** out!"
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Aug 10, 2008 20:55:30 GMT -5
If she does strip, will she injure herself? I honestly don't see how more of those chicks don't. The few times I've been to a strip club, and one of 'em does the climb the pole and hang upside down thing, all in those heels I kept expecting one of em just to plummet down to the stage at some point. I think you'd kinda have to give her a dollar at that point.
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Post by BitterAF on Aug 10, 2008 20:56:55 GMT -5
Am I the only Ashley fan on this board?
If I had an extra $25,000, I would.
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