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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Jan 19, 2008 13:51:04 GMT -5
Will he become "The Nature Boy" Kane, and come out in a very dodgy blonde wig and red & black robes? That reminded me of the time Edge impersonated Flair out on the road.
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Post by Steveweiser on Jan 19, 2008 13:58:53 GMT -5
Will he become "The Nature Boy" Kane, and come out in a very dodgy blonde wig and red & black robes? That reminded me of the time Edge impersonated Flair out on the road. uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GezoiplUMf0
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Jan 19, 2008 14:04:18 GMT -5
That deserves ROFLCAKES! +3 -This means I just about pissed myself
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2008 14:11:14 GMT -5
The whole storyline would be that wrestlers are trying one by one to end Ric Flair's career (as it is now, with RKO, HHH, Umaga, Regal giving it a try but not doing it). Kane would simply be one of the guys trying to do it. After it's done, Kane would get more powerful and defeat people in 2 minute matches, he would claim that he "absorbed" the power of Ric Flair, this would make him more powerful. So Kane now has a Majin Buu(sic?) gimmick, except he gets it from burning people's clothing? Nah, he seems more like Cell to me. I mean, Kane is currently in his Semi-Perfect form and Masked Kane was his Imperfect form. Besides, who's been turned into candy yet?
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Post by Overly large testicles on Jan 19, 2008 14:11:34 GMT -5
How about this:
Vance MacMahon tells Rich Flair he's in a reverse, under the bottom rope battle royale. Participants include, but are not limited to, Rowdy Roddy Pied Pepper, Jim Duggan and his 2x4, rat-tail Sting, non-rat-tail-but-still-blond Sting, 'the cow' Sting, Jesus' son Stung, Destro, Xamot, Tomax, Flint, Lady Jay, the Killer Bees - Jumping Jim Brunzell and B. Brain Blair, the corpse of Kerry Von Erich but not his prosthetic leg, pre-religion Sean Mitchells, Wolfman, Yak-Face, Randall Savage, Greedo, Sy Snootles, ghost version Obi-Wan Kenobi, seventeeen Tully Blanchard androids, mango-flavored Quark from Star Trek: Deep Space Ninety, Dean Douglas and his tag partners Lionel Poffo and Just Incredible, Tiger Ali Singh, Afa, Afa Jr., Sonny Siaki, Meng Samu, Fatu, Ricky Maivia, Ricky Steamscooter, Honk Hogan, Tom Zenk, Cyclops, Colossal, Joan Grey, Dork Phoenix, Styx bassisist Chuck Panozzo, Crowbar, the Wall, Christopher Canyon, Mr. Wrestling, Mr. Wrestling II, Mr. Wrestling III, Mr. Wrestling V, John Bartholomew Badd and Prince Iaukea.
Should Flare lose, he's forced to retire, undergo a several operations so he takes on the appearance of "Tito Santana."
Rik Four loses, becomes "Toto Santini" and is never seen or heard from again.
What do you think?
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Post by Throwback on Jan 19, 2008 14:22:18 GMT -5
so you wanna end flairs career by leaving him in the middle of the ring in his underwear? now that's classy. woooooo
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2008 14:26:48 GMT -5
so you wanna end flairs career by leaving him in the middle of the ring in his underwear? now that's classy. woooooo Now hang on one daggarn second there! Kane's not going to leave him in his underwear! He's going to forcibly strip him down, but he'll be kind enough to give him a suit for no explainable reason.
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Post by metylerca on Jan 19, 2008 15:24:03 GMT -5
TNA! TNA! TNA!
Oh sorry.. this just seemed out of place...
Kane stripping Ric Flair? Who would want to see that? Why not have him lose cleanly.. that's an emotional moment waiting to happen right there. If Flair wanted to go out looking like an ass, he would have stopped with WCW.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 19, 2008 15:28:30 GMT -5
I hate any angle involving Kane. Would be pointless to have him retire Flair anyways, it's either gotta be a legend or a young up and comer that needs the rub.
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Post by Bobeddy on Jan 19, 2008 15:38:14 GMT -5
It could go like this: Kane and Ric Flair start the match out normally, and Kane defeats Ric Flair. After that, Kane removes Ric Flair's trunks and boots (Ric could have underwear under the trunks), then Kane gives Flair some normal business clothes to put on, then Kane burns Flair's robes, trunks, and boots in a metal barrel. Sound like an idea? It's an idea, I'll give you that much.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2008 15:38:57 GMT -5
TNA! TNA! TNA! Oh sorry.. this just seemed out of place... Kane stripping Ric Flair? Who would want to see that? The person who started this thread.
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Post by rrm15 on Jan 19, 2008 15:58:05 GMT -5
I really wouldn't mind Kane beating Ric Flair. It would be unexpected, and Kane deserves SOME kind of big rub to end his career.
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 19, 2008 16:15:24 GMT -5
I can do you guys one better...
How about...Kane's having a match against Ric Flair in which Kane is dominating, when all of a sudden The Great Khali rides a bicycle to the ring, distracting Kane long enough for Flair to get the roll-up and win the match. Flair and Khali then proceed to strip Kane down to his underwear and the two embrace. Then Khali gives Flair the brainchop.
Sound like an idea?
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Post by Bobeddy on Jan 19, 2008 16:20:33 GMT -5
I can do you guys one better... How about...Kane's having a match against Ric Flair in which Kane is dominating, when all of a sudden The Great Khali rides a bicycle to the ring, distracting Kane long enough for Flair to get the roll-up and win the match. Flair and Khali then proceed to strip Kane down to his underwear and the two embrace. Then Khali gives Flair the brainchop. Sound like an idea? Only if they have a suit ready for Kane after they strip him.
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Post by gsguy on Jan 19, 2008 16:21:48 GMT -5
It could go like this: Kane and Ric Flair start the match out normally, and Kane defeats Ric Flair. After that, Kane removes Ric Flair's trunks and boots (Ric could have underwear under the trunks), then Kane gives Flair some normal business clothes to put on, then Kane burns Flair's robes, trunks, and boots in a metal barrel. Sound like an idea? They could bring Phantasio back!
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 19, 2008 16:24:41 GMT -5
I'd actually mark for a match where you have to dress your oppoment up in a suit to win.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 19, 2008 16:51:19 GMT -5
That deserves ROFLCAKES! +3 -This means I just about pissed myself I miss promos like that when wrestlers stood on the side of the ramp and had the crowd behind them.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2008 17:20:01 GMT -5
So he takes of Flair's pants and absorbs his power? this entire thread has had me laughing so hard... but this comment made me cry. ;D
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Jan 19, 2008 17:31:30 GMT -5
thats weird
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Post by rubber johnny on Jan 19, 2008 18:11:50 GMT -5
i'd mark
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