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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 19, 2008 18:12:51 GMT -5
It does sound like an idea. Not one I want to see or IMO a good one, but definitely an idea.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 19, 2008 18:22:07 GMT -5
It could go like this: Kane and Ric Flair start the match out normally, and Kane defeats Ric Flair. After that, Kane removes Ric Flair's trunks and boots (Ric could have underwear under the trunks), then Kane gives Flair some normal business clothes to put on, then Kane burns Flair's robes, trunks, and boots in a metal barrel. Sound like an idea? If your goal is to see Ric Flair semi-nude, then yeah. Otherwise, no way in hell!
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Post by xcv on Jan 19, 2008 18:46:56 GMT -5
I forgot to explain the part about the suit:
Since Flair's career would be over, he would have to lose his wrestling clothes (his trunks, boots, and robe). Kane would burn all that stuff to signify that Flair's career is over. He would give Flair a suit to show that Flair is going back to a non-wrestling life.
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Post by azz0r on Jan 19, 2008 19:20:53 GMT -5
ill go with your idea: After the Royal Rumble Vince says that who beats Flair will get a WWE title match Kane starts beating some jobbers on Smackdown and Flair gets cocky with his new found good luck. He challanges anyone to a match and FIRE erupts, Kane comes down and is about to beat the Nature Boy until Ric somehow gets Kane DQ'ed. Kane demands a rematch ("I don't want to have that old man hold a victory over me") , Flair says no, Kane goes round chokeslamming everyone in his path next PPV Kane Vs Ric Flair no DQ match. 20-30 minutes Flair goes for the Figure Four, Kane reverses CHOKESLAM. 1-2-3. Kane beats Flair and goes into a fued with Orton over Orton's title and Orton saying that the Legend Killer should of been giving the shot to kill the legend of Flair. 2 minutes that took me, it shows This makes far more sense and it still sucks (no offense) The idea of Kane beating Flair has no real legs as it adds nothing to Kanes character. Orton is a legend killer, Kennedy had the whole legend beater thing going on...makes sense to use one of them. Also isn't Kane a face right now.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jan 19, 2008 20:27:38 GMT -5
I can do you guys one better... How about...Kane's having a match against Ric Flair in which Kane is dominating, when all of a sudden The Great Khali rides a bicycle to the ring, distracting Kane long enough for Flair to get the roll-up and win the match. Flair and Khali then proceed to strip Kane down to his underwear and the two embrace. Then Khali gives Flair the brainchop. Sound like an idea? Only if it's one of the old-timey bikes...
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 19, 2008 20:39:35 GMT -5
How about this: Vance MacMahon tells Rich Flair he's in a reverse, under the bottom rope battle royale. Participants include, but are not limited to, Rowdy Roddy Pied Pepper, Jim Duggan and his 2x4, rat-tail Sting, non-rat-tail-but-still-blond Sting, 'the cow' Sting, Jesus' son Stung, Destro, Xamot, Tomax, Flint, Lady Jay, the Killer Bees - Jumping Jim Brunzell and B. Brain Blair, the corpse of Kerry Von Erich but not his prosthetic leg, pre-religion Sean Mitchells, Wolfman, Yak-Face, Randall Savage, Greedo, Sy Snootles, ghost version Obi-Wan Kenobi, seventeeen Tully Blanchard androids, mango-flavored Quark from Star Trek: Deep Space Ninety, Dean Douglas and his tag partners Lionel Poffo and Just Incredible, Tiger Ali Singh, Afa, Afa Jr., Sonny Siaki, Meng Samu, Fatu, Ricky Maivia, Ricky Steamscooter, Honk Hogan, Tom Zenk, Cyclops, Colossal, Joan Grey, Dork Phoenix, Styx bassisist Chuck Panozzo, Crowbar, the Wall, Christopher Canyon, Mr. Wrestling, Mr. Wrestling II, Mr. Wrestling III, Mr. Wrestling V, John Bartholomew Badd and Prince Iaukea. Should Flare lose, he's forced to retire, undergo a several operations so he takes on the appearance of "Tito Santana." Rik Four loses, becomes "Toto Santini" and is never seen or heard from again. What do you think? I would try to add something clever to this thread, however the sheer greatness of this post has done permanent damage to my kidneys. Thank you.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jan 19, 2008 21:31:52 GMT -5
Flair goes for the Figure Four, Kane reverses CHOKESLAM. 1-2-3. How the butt do you reverse a figure-four leglock into a chokeslam?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2008 21:34:22 GMT -5
Flair goes for the Figure Four, Kane reverses CHOKESLAM. 1-2-3. How the butt do you reverse a figure-four leglock into a chokeslam? Ric Flair and Kane are magically levitated while the figure-four is applied, silly.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jan 19, 2008 21:35:43 GMT -5
How the butt do you reverse a figure-four leglock into a chokeslam? Ric Flair and Kane are magically levitated while the figure-four is applied, silly. Wait, so now the Black Scorpion's back? This gets more confusing by the week...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2008 21:37:13 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2008 21:42:52 GMT -5
Ric Flair and Kane are magically levitated while the figure-four is applied, silly. Wait, so now the Black Scorpion's back? This gets more confusing by the week... When the fans are left wondering as to the cause of this ungodly counter, Papa Shango will be revealed by the camera, casting a curse unto the nature Boy. Just as Flair begins to hack up "pea soup," Shango will unmask to reveal himself as...Vince McMahon. Then, for no real reason, he will yell "It was me, Austin! It was me all along!" Suddenly Steve Austin will drive down to the ring wearing a toga in an ice cream truck and wipe vanilla milkshakes over Ric's nipples. Then for no real reason at all, Melina--dressed as a female soda jerk--will step out of the ice cream truck and drop a banana split on Flair's face, prompting Jerry Lawler to utilize a really lame sex joke involving bananas and splits, and perhaps sodas and jerking. Then Adam Bomb will teleport to the arena, blowing up the ring and vaporizing Kane (yet nobody else) as Vince McMahon spits a parasite out of his...mouth...and becomes mid-90's McMahon. Then everyone will teleport to the Manhattan Center as Vince introduces the event... "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...WELCOME TO...MONDAY NIGHT RAW!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2008 21:46:24 GMT -5
Wait, so now the Black Scorpion's back? This gets more confusing by the week... When the fans are left wondering as to the cause of this ungodly counter, Papa Shango will be revealed by the camera, casting a curse unto the nature Boy. Just as Flair begins to hack up "pea soup," Shango will unmask to reveal himself as...Vince McMahon. Then, for no real reason, he will yell "It was me, Austin! It was me all along!" Suddenly Steve Austin will drive down to the ring wearing a toga in an ice cream truck and wipe vanilla milkshakes over Ric's nipples. Then for no real reason at all, Melina--dressed as a female soda jerk--will step out of the ice cream truck and drop a banana split on Flair's face, prompting Jerry Lawler to utilize a really lame sex joke involving bananas and splits, and perhaps sodas and jerking. Then Adam Bomb will teleport to the arena, blowing up the ring and vaporizing Kane (yet nobody else) as Vince McMahon spits a parasite out of his...mouth...and becomes mid-90's McMahon. Then everyone will teleport to the Manhattan Center as Vince introduces the event... "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...WELCOME TO...MONDAY NIGHT RAW!" wait... so this all happened BEFORE the show started?!?! what happened after?
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Post by bitteroldman on Jan 19, 2008 21:47:01 GMT -5
LOL, this thread is getting more and more craptacular.
BTW, I'm fairly certain the next time Flair wears underwear under his trunks will be the first time. They don't call him The Nature Boy for nothing, you know.
And can we put Khali in a white Hummer instead of on a bicycle?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2008 21:48:38 GMT -5
LOL, this thread is getting more and more craptacular. BTW, I'm fairly certain the next time Flair wears underwear under his trunks will be the first time. They don't call him The Nature Boy for nothing, you know. And can we put Khali in a white Hummer instead of on a bicycle? the bicycle has now become a unicycle. Khali is now unicycling his way towards your house to kill you for causing him this grief
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Post by B.A. on Jan 19, 2008 21:49:41 GMT -5
I needed a thread like this to make me laugh
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Post by xcv on Jan 19, 2008 21:51:12 GMT -5
BTW, I'm fairly certain the next time Flair wears underwear under his trunks will be the first time. It would be necessary to protect Flair's privacy if Kane needed to remove Flair's wrestling trunks to declare the end of Flair's career.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jan 19, 2008 21:56:52 GMT -5
When the fans are left wondering as to the cause of this ungodly counter, Papa Shango will be revealed by the camera, casting a curse unto the nature Boy. Just as Flair begins to hack up "pea soup," Shango will unmask to reveal himself as...Vince McMahon. Then, for no real reason, he will yell "It was me, Austin! It was me all along!" Suddenly Steve Austin will drive down to the ring wearing a toga in an ice cream truck and wipe vanilla milkshakes over Ric's nipples. Then for no real reason at all, Melina--dressed as a female soda jerk--will step out of the ice cream truck and drop a banana split on Flair's face, prompting Jerry Lawler to utilize a really lame sex joke involving bananas and splits, and perhaps sodas and jerking. Then Adam Bomb will teleport to the arena, blowing up the ring and vaporizing Kane (yet nobody else) as Vince McMahon spits a parasite out of his...mouth...and becomes mid-90's McMahon. Then everyone will teleport to the Manhattan Center as Vince introduces the event... "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...WELCOME TO...MONDAY NIGHT RAW!" wait... so this all happened BEFORE the show started?!?! what happened after? Kane appears in mid-ring, dressed in his original outfit. He goes to do his "set the ringposts on fire" deal. Instead of fire, Hornswoggle begins popping out of the posts at random, a la Benny Hill or Whack-A-Mole. Using his old voice-box and a dentists's drill, Kane unleashes a 12 minute promo, detailing his whole crafty plan. At this point, Paul Roma jumps the barricade. Claiming that Ric Flair was nothing compared to his legend, he begins beating Kane to oblivion. He removes Kane's mask. Underneath the mask is Stephanie McMahon. Before Roma can contemplate this shocking turn, Balls Mahoney comes out dressed as Xanta Klaus. Dragging a large sack to the ring, Balls/Xanta begins screaming "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WWE!!!" Dink then hops out of the sack and shoots Paul Roma in the face with a Badd Blaster, teleporting him back to the smoldering crater of the original arena where Kane beat Ric Flair. Roma is eventually nursed back to health by Saba Simba.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2008 22:03:00 GMT -5
wait... so this all happened BEFORE the show started?!?! what happened after? Kane appears in mid-ring, dressed in his original outfit. He goes to do his "set the ringposts on fire" deal. Instead of fire, Hornswoggle begins popping out of the posts at random, a la Benny Hill or Whack-A-Mole. Using his old voice-box and a dentists's drill, Kane unleashes a 12 minute promo, detailing his whole crafty plan. At this point, Paul Roma jumps the barricade. Claiming that Ric Flair was nothing compared to his legend, he begins beating Kane to oblivion. He removes Kane's mask. Underneath the mask is Stephanie McMahon. Before Roma can contemplate this shocking turn, Balls Mahoney comes out dressed as Xanta Klaus. Dragging a large sack to the ring, Balls/Xanta begins screaming "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WWE!!!" Dink then hops out of the sack and shoots Paul Roma in the face with a Badd Blaster, teleporting him back to the smoldering crater of the original arena where Kane beat Ric Flair. Roma is eventually nursed back to health by Saba Simba. bah... gawd... so what is next?
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jan 19, 2008 22:04:47 GMT -5
What happens next involves Saba Simba, Kamala and Akeem wearing fancy ball gowns and calling themselves The Nation of Promination. It's...it's not pretty....
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2008 22:09:43 GMT -5
When the fans are left wondering as to the cause of this ungodly counter, Papa Shango will be revealed by the camera, casting a curse unto the nature Boy. Just as Flair begins to hack up "pea soup," Shango will unmask to reveal himself as...Vince McMahon. Then, for no real reason, he will yell "It was me, Austin! It was me all along!" Suddenly Steve Austin will drive down to the ring wearing a toga in an ice cream truck and wipe vanilla milkshakes over Ric's nipples. Then for no real reason at all, Melina--dressed as a female soda jerk--will step out of the ice cream truck and drop a banana split on Flair's face, prompting Jerry Lawler to utilize a really lame sex joke involving bananas and splits, and perhaps sodas and jerking. Then Adam Bomb will teleport to the arena, blowing up the ring and vaporizing Kane (yet nobody else) as Vince McMahon spits a parasite out of his...mouth...and becomes mid-90's McMahon. Then everyone will teleport to the Manhattan Center as Vince introduces the event... "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...WELCOME TO...MONDAY NIGHT RAW!" wait... so this all happened BEFORE the show started?!?! what happened after? Just as the old RAW theme comes to an end, Vince announces that now, in 2008, RAW has been reborn. For no logical reason, Kurt Angle will return as Kirt Angle, wearing a Bear Suit and holding a cattle prod with his new tag partner, the Mountie. The Mountie and Kirt Angle will face Harry Smith and Lex Luger, which ends brutally for the faces as Harry is zapped into unemployment and Lex, not knowing of the situation, is forced to submit to a Bear-Ankle Lock, as Bear-Suit Kirt removes Lex's boots and locks in the signature hold on his "Bear Feet." Just then, Howard Finkel's deceased toupee announces the next match: a catch-as-catch-can match between Heidenreich and the Yeti! The two brutes battle it out before screwing up 1 second in and kidnapping one another...only to have a 15 minute segment consisting of them dry raping one another backstage. The Toupee is about to announce the next match, when suddenly, the camera shifts backstage to reveal John Morrison shooting Perry Saturn in the neck. Saturn immediately attacks, tripping as he shoots on John and throws him into the steel steps. Back to the ring, the camera focuses on Vince, Austin, Melina, Flair, Adam Bomb and Kane's ashes in the ring. Recalling to an old promo with Melina and Foley where Flair said to one of them (Not Foley either), "Fifteen Years ago, YOU...ME...ALL NIGHT LONG!" Melina says "Well we'll see." Adam casts another explosion that inexplicably teleports a time machine to the ring, and Melina and Ric step in. Adam casts another explosion, and the machine disappears. Just then, McMahon calls for a battle royal between the remaining men for the WWE Championship. Vince, Austin, Adam and Kane's ashes battle it out as Adam blows up Steve Austin with another magical explosion. Vince falls out of the ring. Just then, the NWO appears! Hogan, Nash and Hall storm the ring and begin to stomp away at Adam Bomb, and Kane's ashes, for roughly 45 minutes. Somwhere around Tijuana Mexico, 1993. The camera fades in to a familiar explosion surrounding a time machine, a much younger Flair (How young, probably older than Earth itself) and a 15 year old, pubescent Melina stepping out. Flair eyes her. "WOOOOOOOOO!" he says. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he says again. Suddenly two Mexican policia arrive onto the scene, attempting to arrest Flair for getting to an underage girl before they could. Flair hurriedly struts back into the time machine, Melina not far behind--but losing a boot to the quick hands of a cop--as they get back into the time machine. They shut the (FRONT) door as the machine disappears in an explosion, vaporizing the cops into ashes. 40 minutes pass, all the while the NWO still stomping Adam and the ashes of Kane. Suddenly, in an explosion, the time machine reappears, landing next to Nash and causing a tremor that tears both of his quads as he falls out of the ring. Hogan and Hall are both nearly vaporized, and suddenly begin to stomp the time machine as Flair and Melina stumble out, Adam Bomb throwing the two NWO members into the time machine and in a brutal explosion that rocks the ring, teleports it away in a fury! The tremor from the explosion throws out Ric and Melina however, as Adam Bomb blows the Kane ashes up. New WWE champ: Adam Bomb. Unfortunately, he blows up the title as Vince, Nash, Flair and Melina declare themselves the NEW NWO and begin to stomp Adam Bomb. Suddenly, Luger and Sting storm the ring and declare THEMSELVES the new NWO, brawling with the false faction for 30 minutes. Somewhere in the South Pacific... The camera fades into a deserted island, a wrecked time machine arriving and exploding as Hall and Hogan are spilled out onto the island. Just then, Hogan spots a pot of beef stroganoff. "We're saved, brother!" he declares. Suddenly he takes a spoonfull. "IT'S NOT HOT!" Then the theme to Hawaii Five-0 plays as the camera fades out.
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