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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 22, 2008 14:46:18 GMT -5
What do you get?
I'd buy my brother toothpicks-no reason, just because I'd be angry!
what would you get someone for no good reason other than you're pissed?
Even if you're not pissed, just play along
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 22, 2008 14:50:17 GMT -5
I'd buy a Cat Lover(and Cat Owner) a book about Dogs... and some Catnip Infused Underwear.
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Post by hollywood on Dec 22, 2008 14:53:17 GMT -5
Well...I wasn't pissed when I ordered this...but I was in a particularly evil mood...
My grandmother is a devout Democrat. And I do mean DEVOUT. As in "Ronald Reagan was the Devil, and the Republicans are the worst people ever in the whole universe in all of eternity...ever..." devout.
So for Christmas this year, I got her a life-size stand-up of George W. Bush.
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Post by Cap'n Crud on Dec 22, 2008 14:57:06 GMT -5
If I was angry at them "I'd say screw you guys I'm buying stuff for me instead!". Then I'd proceed to the bar and order a whole pitcher's worth because I got a full head of steam to drink off.
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Post by Brother Coyote on Dec 22, 2008 15:53:57 GMT -5
I have in the past threatened to "Go out and buy a bible for each one of you" which is a joke only my brother really gets.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Dec 22, 2008 16:15:12 GMT -5
In the past, I've "bprrowed" a few gifts, not out of anger persay, but I was angry over not having any money  (None of said gifts are in the house no though, so that's karmic payback, I guess) |
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Dec 22, 2008 16:26:49 GMT -5
Every time I Christmas shop I end up in a red hot rage. I hate people so very much.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2008 16:33:19 GMT -5
I would get the best present for my moocher friends...Id go get a bunch of job applications and wrap them up in a nice little box and wrapping paper then hand out the presents with a big smile...thus no longer being angry
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Post by lovingway on Dec 22, 2008 16:41:57 GMT -5
That is the one thing I love about Christmas time/shopping, it is the one time of the year you can be a dick to people and it is okay.
I swear, go to a mall and buy a few big bags of stuff and walk to your car to drop them off. See how many people will follow you in their car to get your spot. Go, put your bags in and then go back to the mall and see how pissed they get
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Dec 22, 2008 16:46:59 GMT -5
haha I do that, except I walk like half a mile to the Toys r us while they follow me all pissed off.
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 23, 2008 1:49:53 GMT -5
Lysol
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Dec 23, 2008 8:54:19 GMT -5
What's fun to do is to buy kids a really big box & then put something small & crap into it, like a packet of gum or some stationary. They are so excited when they see the size of the box until they actually open the f***er. Bonus points for weighing down the box with bricks or something.
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Post by Sickfit, King Of The Fits on Dec 23, 2008 9:54:58 GMT -5
I'd crap in a box and give it to my grandfather. RACIST PRICK!
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(None of said gifts are in the house no though, so that's karmic payback, I guess)
