Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2008 15:31:52 GMT -5
Since I have missed a few days and know I will be missing the next four due to work and Christmas, I decided to give you all a nice little surprise. The next FOUR nominations are all up today, and I am giving you two days (until around 2:30 Christmas Eve) to vote. I will be taking the next few days off and then relaunching again with a brand new format on the 27th.
Last Nomination>Charlie the Unicorn>0
NOTE-Since the forum rules discourage mass amounts of youtube embedding, I am simply posting links to the movies for this one instead of embedding them into the posts.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI8QxKTw59Q
Gallager's Giant Couch...maybe language warning...
Gallagher (born Leo Anthony Gallagher on July 26, 1946 at Fort Bragg, North Carolina) is an American comedian and prop comic, most popularly known for smashing watermelons as part of his act.
Gallagher was one of the most popular and recognizable American comedians during the early 1980s. He produced at least one special a year from 1981 to 1987, all of which were carried by Showtime cable network and then re-broadcast numerous times throughout the year, especially on the Comedy Central channel. To date, he has done 16 specials.
His signature sketch is the “Sledge-O-Matic,” a large wooden mallet that Gallagher uses to smash a variety of objects, including computer keyboards, containers of cottage cheese, cartons of chocolate milk, tubes of toothpaste, pound cake ("I guess it does"), Big Macs, and, most famously, watermelons. Given the messy nature of this portion of his act, it is usually saved for the finale of his shows. Show attendees in the first two or three rows are usually provided with plastic sheeting for protection, and many fans bring their own additional protection (raincoats, umbrellas, and so on). Gallagher performs other prop-food gags including a demonstration of constipation using a jar of Jif peanut butter and an explanation of the difference between men and women using a sausage wrapped in a banana peel.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=BATbasVtg2M
Kid Rock vs. EminemLANGUAGE WARNING!
Celebrity Deathmatch is a claymation parody animated series that pits celebrities against each other in a wrestling ring, almost always ending in the loser's gruesome death. It is known for its excessive amount of blood used in every match and exaggerated physical injuries (e.g., one person pulls off a participant's foot, living through decapitations, impalements, etc.).
The series was created by Eric Fogel. It aired on MTV from May 14, 1998 to October 20, 2002, and lasted for a 75-episode run. There was one special that did not contribute to the final episode total, entitled Celebrity Deathmatch Hits Germany, which aired on June 21, 2001. Professional wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin gave voice to his animated form as the guest commentator. Early in 2003, a movie was announced by MTV to be in the making, but the project was canceled by the end of the year.
In 2005, MTV2 announced the revival of the show as part of their "Sic 'Em Friday" programming block. Originally set to return in November 2005, the premiere was pushed back to June 10, 2006 as part of a new "Sic'emation" block with two other animated shows, Where My Dogs At and The Adventures of Chico and Guapo. The show's fifth season was produced by Cuppa Coffee Studios and the premiere drew over 2.5 million viewers, becoming MTV2's highest rated season premiere ever.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFApj88L8lI
Happy Gilmore Trailer
Happy Gilmore is a 1996 American sports comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan and starring Adam Sandler as the title character.
Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) is an aspiring ice hockey player who masters a powerful slapshot that his late father taught him as a child. However, his aggression and poor skating ability render it impossible for him to make any hockey team. His grandmother (Frances Bay), with whom he's lived almost all his life due to an unfortunate hockey-related incident which killed his father, has not paid taxes on her home for several years. As such, she owes $270,000 to the IRS and the house that Happy's grandfather "built with his bare hands" is about to be seized. A pair of movers challenge Happy to shoot golfballs and he hits 400 yards three times. After making $40, Happy goes to the local country club to make money. When a one-handed ex-golf pro Chubbs Peterson (Carl Weathers) sees Happy's shot, he convinces Happy to join the PGA Tour.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2Gw2gbNmU
Conker's Bad Fur Day intro CONTENT WARNING!
Conker's Bad Fur Day is a Nintendo 64 video game developed and published by Rare, and distributed by Nintendo. The game stars Conker the Squirrel, a Rare character who had previously appeared in other games marketed towards children, such as Diddy Kong Racing for the N64 and Conker's Pocket Tales for the Game Boy Color. Marketed as an "adult" platform game, Bad Fur Day features scatological humour, cartoon violence, sexual themes and a penchant for parodies. The game, however, received very positive critical reviews, despite its limited advertising, and earned a cult following. A remake of the game was made available on the Xbox in 2005 in the form of Conker: Live & Reloaded.
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Leaderboard
Champion (highest score):
Futurama>+45
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Funny:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail>+43 (Movie Champion)
The Simpsons>+43
South Park>+41
Dave Chappelle>+35 (Comedian champion)
Wayne's World>+35
Late Night with Conan O'Brien>+34
Dodgeball>+34
Seth Green>+31
Terry Tate: Office Linebacker>+30 ("Other" champion)
Austin Powers; International Man of Mystery>+30
George Carlin>+28
Mystery Science Theater 3000>+28
Stephen Colbert>+27
King of the Hill>+27
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back>+26
The Soup>+25
Lewis Black>+23
Chris Rock>+23
Cheap Seats>+20
Home Improvement>+19
Not Another Teen Movie>+19
Family Guy>+18
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law>+18
Jeff Dunham>+18
Addams Family>+16
Groucho Marx>+15
The Munsters>+15
Aqua Teen Hunger Force>+14
Anchorman>+14
The Angry Video Game Nerd>+13
Arrested Development>+13
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (book)>+12
Saturday Night Live>+12
Animal House>+10
Finding Nemo>+9
Kung Pow! Enter the Fist>+9
The Dirt Sheet>+8
Tina Fey>+6
Douglas Walker (Nostalgia Critic)>+6
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno>+3
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The Nil Club:
Charlie the Unicorn
8-Bit Theater
Wrestlecrap Funnies
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Not Funny:
Fooly Cooly>-3
Hole in the Wall>-3
Two and a Half Men>-5
Code Monkeys>-7
Total Drama Island>-10
Dane Cook>-10
Sarah Silverman>-13
Perfect Hair Forever>-16
Smosh>-16
Larry the Cable Guy>-18
Cavemen>-19
Disaster Movie>-41
Epic Movie>-45
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Eternal Jobber(lowest score):
Fred>-50
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Have a nomination in mind? Shoot a PM my way and it might happen.
Last Nomination>Charlie the Unicorn>0
NOTE-Since the forum rules discourage mass amounts of youtube embedding, I am simply posting links to the movies for this one instead of embedding them into the posts.
_____________________________________
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI8QxKTw59Q
Gallager's Giant Couch...maybe language warning...
Gallagher (born Leo Anthony Gallagher on July 26, 1946 at Fort Bragg, North Carolina) is an American comedian and prop comic, most popularly known for smashing watermelons as part of his act.
Gallagher was one of the most popular and recognizable American comedians during the early 1980s. He produced at least one special a year from 1981 to 1987, all of which were carried by Showtime cable network and then re-broadcast numerous times throughout the year, especially on the Comedy Central channel. To date, he has done 16 specials.
His signature sketch is the “Sledge-O-Matic,” a large wooden mallet that Gallagher uses to smash a variety of objects, including computer keyboards, containers of cottage cheese, cartons of chocolate milk, tubes of toothpaste, pound cake ("I guess it does"), Big Macs, and, most famously, watermelons. Given the messy nature of this portion of his act, it is usually saved for the finale of his shows. Show attendees in the first two or three rows are usually provided with plastic sheeting for protection, and many fans bring their own additional protection (raincoats, umbrellas, and so on). Gallagher performs other prop-food gags including a demonstration of constipation using a jar of Jif peanut butter and an explanation of the difference between men and women using a sausage wrapped in a banana peel.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=BATbasVtg2M
Kid Rock vs. EminemLANGUAGE WARNING!
Celebrity Deathmatch is a claymation parody animated series that pits celebrities against each other in a wrestling ring, almost always ending in the loser's gruesome death. It is known for its excessive amount of blood used in every match and exaggerated physical injuries (e.g., one person pulls off a participant's foot, living through decapitations, impalements, etc.).
The series was created by Eric Fogel. It aired on MTV from May 14, 1998 to October 20, 2002, and lasted for a 75-episode run. There was one special that did not contribute to the final episode total, entitled Celebrity Deathmatch Hits Germany, which aired on June 21, 2001. Professional wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin gave voice to his animated form as the guest commentator. Early in 2003, a movie was announced by MTV to be in the making, but the project was canceled by the end of the year.
In 2005, MTV2 announced the revival of the show as part of their "Sic 'Em Friday" programming block. Originally set to return in November 2005, the premiere was pushed back to June 10, 2006 as part of a new "Sic'emation" block with two other animated shows, Where My Dogs At and The Adventures of Chico and Guapo. The show's fifth season was produced by Cuppa Coffee Studios and the premiere drew over 2.5 million viewers, becoming MTV2's highest rated season premiere ever.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFApj88L8lI
Happy Gilmore Trailer
Happy Gilmore is a 1996 American sports comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan and starring Adam Sandler as the title character.
Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) is an aspiring ice hockey player who masters a powerful slapshot that his late father taught him as a child. However, his aggression and poor skating ability render it impossible for him to make any hockey team. His grandmother (Frances Bay), with whom he's lived almost all his life due to an unfortunate hockey-related incident which killed his father, has not paid taxes on her home for several years. As such, she owes $270,000 to the IRS and the house that Happy's grandfather "built with his bare hands" is about to be seized. A pair of movers challenge Happy to shoot golfballs and he hits 400 yards three times. After making $40, Happy goes to the local country club to make money. When a one-handed ex-golf pro Chubbs Peterson (Carl Weathers) sees Happy's shot, he convinces Happy to join the PGA Tour.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2Gw2gbNmU
Conker's Bad Fur Day intro CONTENT WARNING!
Conker's Bad Fur Day is a Nintendo 64 video game developed and published by Rare, and distributed by Nintendo. The game stars Conker the Squirrel, a Rare character who had previously appeared in other games marketed towards children, such as Diddy Kong Racing for the N64 and Conker's Pocket Tales for the Game Boy Color. Marketed as an "adult" platform game, Bad Fur Day features scatological humour, cartoon violence, sexual themes and a penchant for parodies. The game, however, received very positive critical reviews, despite its limited advertising, and earned a cult following. A remake of the game was made available on the Xbox in 2005 in the form of Conker: Live & Reloaded.
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_______________________________________________
Leaderboard
Champion (highest score):
Futurama>+45
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Funny:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail>+43 (Movie Champion)
The Simpsons>+43
South Park>+41
Dave Chappelle>+35 (Comedian champion)
Wayne's World>+35
Late Night with Conan O'Brien>+34
Dodgeball>+34
Seth Green>+31
Terry Tate: Office Linebacker>+30 ("Other" champion)
Austin Powers; International Man of Mystery>+30
George Carlin>+28
Mystery Science Theater 3000>+28
Stephen Colbert>+27
King of the Hill>+27
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back>+26
The Soup>+25
Lewis Black>+23
Chris Rock>+23
Cheap Seats>+20
Home Improvement>+19
Not Another Teen Movie>+19
Family Guy>+18
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law>+18
Jeff Dunham>+18
Addams Family>+16
Groucho Marx>+15
The Munsters>+15
Aqua Teen Hunger Force>+14
Anchorman>+14
The Angry Video Game Nerd>+13
Arrested Development>+13
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (book)>+12
Saturday Night Live>+12
Animal House>+10
Finding Nemo>+9
Kung Pow! Enter the Fist>+9
The Dirt Sheet>+8
Tina Fey>+6
Douglas Walker (Nostalgia Critic)>+6
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno>+3
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The Nil Club:
Charlie the Unicorn
8-Bit Theater
Wrestlecrap Funnies
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Not Funny:
Fooly Cooly>-3
Hole in the Wall>-3
Two and a Half Men>-5
Code Monkeys>-7
Total Drama Island>-10
Dane Cook>-10
Sarah Silverman>-13
Perfect Hair Forever>-16
Smosh>-16
Larry the Cable Guy>-18
Cavemen>-19
Disaster Movie>-41
Epic Movie>-45
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Eternal Jobber(lowest score):
Fred>-50
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Have a nomination in mind? Shoot a PM my way and it might happen.
