Triple Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Dec 22, 2008 22:00:40 GMT -5
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Post by Cela on Dec 22, 2008 23:22:54 GMT -5
Sandman. Spider-Man 3. /thread. He's not a bad person. Just had bad luck. Dude! His daughter WAS SICK! |
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 22, 2008 23:40:34 GMT -5
Paul Riser in Aliens.
Hmmm, I'm with a bunch of Marines that kinda want to kill me because I came up with a really lame idea of trying to smuggle an alien back to Earth... hey look! Aliens are attacking. Instead of hanging around these heavily armed fellows and possibly survive, I'm going to run away while we are completely surrounded by Aliens.
If there is one thing I've learned about Sci Fi Movies... it's that if you are an Evil mastermind trying to acquire some exotic species for World Domination.... make sure you always send lackeys. If you yourself get anywhere near said species, they WILL kill you.
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bob
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Post by bob on Dec 22, 2008 23:49:06 GMT -5
The bad guy in Commando thought he would kill Arnold because he had Arnolds daughter hostage
and damn near every Bond villian
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spec
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Post by spec on Dec 23, 2008 0:25:25 GMT -5
Oh yeah, Anakin is a major one. Think about it, the guy kills his wife, who is the reason why he turned to the dark side in the first place. Yep. The height of his stupidity comes just after he helped Sidious kill Mace Windu. While Mace and Palpatine were fighting: "I have the power to save the one you love!" Then just a few minutes later... "To cheat death is a power only one has achieved. But if we work together I know we can discover the secret." What the dumbass should've said would've been more along the lines of: "Whoa there a second! You mean to say you don't actually know it yourself all of a sudden? After I just helped you off the second most powerful Jedi Master in the galaxy?! You can't actually save Padme at all! You lying... SNEAKY-PETE!!" But instead Moronakin pledges himself to the guy's teachings. Imbecile. |
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 23, 2008 0:37:49 GMT -5
The bad guy in Commando thought he would kill Arnold because he had Arnolds daughter hostage and damn near every Bond villian LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNETT! Slight Language and Violence warning: |
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Post by H-Fist on Dec 23, 2008 1:05:30 GMT -5
Dennis Nedry in Jurassic Park was pretty stupid. Messing with tropical storms and trying to play fetch with a dilophosaurus. Dumbass.
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Post by Aceorton on Dec 23, 2008 1:17:28 GMT -5
Dennis Hopper in "Speed." He goes to all the trouble to set up these complicated, deadly hostage-for-money situations. Then when he finally gets his bag of money, he's totally shocked/appalled that they rigged it with exploding dye. "MY MONEYYYYYYY!!" You dumbass! You used to be a cop, and you didn't anticipate they were gonna do that?
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 23, 2008 10:38:13 GMT -5
I think Lex Luthor in general was quite a stupid character. Superman once pointed out to him, he could way more powerful if got over trying kill him all the time. Didn't he find the cure for cancer once?
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Dec 23, 2008 11:15:39 GMT -5
Most comic book supervillains who work as scientists are pretty dumb. They invent some sort of device that if they mass produced it and sold it they would make millions and yet instead they decide to use their device to become a two-bit petty thief who gets stopped countless times by the superheroes.
Like Stilt-Man for example, if he went the legal route and sold his invention to the millitary he would be a multi-millionaire instead of a failed criminal.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 23, 2008 12:20:01 GMT -5
Paul Riser in Aliens. Hmmm, I'm with a bunch of Marines that kinda want to kill me because I came up with a really lame idea of trying to smuggle an alien back to Earth... hey look! Aliens are attacking. Instead of hanging around these heavily armed fellows and possibly survive, I'm going to run away while we are completely surrounded by Aliens. If there is one thing I've learned about Sci Fi Movies... it's that if you are an Evil mastermind trying to acquire some exotic species for World Domination.... make sure you always send lackeys. If you yourself get anywhere near said species, they WILL kill you. Maybe one of the dumbest villians, but Aliens also convinced me that Paul Reiser IS THE MOST EVIL HUMAN ALIVE. Don't believe me? Sit through an episode of Mad About You or watch Paul do stand-up. |
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Triple Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Dec 23, 2008 16:42:44 GMT -5
Maybe one of the dumbest villians, but Aliens also convinced me that Paul Reiser IS THE MOST EVIL HUMAN ALIVE. Don't believe me? Sit through an episode of Mad About You or watch Paul do stand-up. Never have truer words been spoken.  |
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Post by Paul Servo on Dec 23, 2008 17:23:41 GMT -5
Magneto in X-Men 3 Okay, so you want to destroy the facility that's producing the "mutant cure" and you take a hundred of your pawns with you, so that most of them can get "cured" in the process as your human shield. You used your powers to turn a very large bridge towards said facility, which rested on an island. Why not just use your magnetic powers to, oh I don't know, lift the bridge up into the sky and drop it on the building instead? There. Problem solved and you still have all of your followers alive and fully powered to now take over the world. couldn't he have used his powers to destroy the building? If he can move a bridge like that he can pull the foundation out of the structure. And in regards to the 3NINJA villians, come on now! They had to face Hulk Hogan in one of them. Sure he has the force of a wiffle bat too, bue he jobs to noone |
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Dec 23, 2008 19:14:00 GMT -5
Most comic book supervillains who work as scientists are pretty dumb. They invent some sort of device that if they mass produced it and sold it they would make millions and yet instead they decide to use their device to become a two-bit petty thief who gets stopped countless times by the superheroes. Like Stilt-Man for example, if he went the legal route and sold his invention to the millitary he would be a multi-millionaire instead of a failed criminal. He's not a villain, but thinking about it, Reed Richards is a total dick. He's built shit like time machines, but he's never found a cure for cancer or anything useful to the human race in general? |
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 23, 2008 19:54:16 GMT -5
Oh yeah, Anakin is a major one. Think about it, the guy kills his wife, who is the reason why he turned to the dark side in the first place. Yep. The height of his stupidity comes just after he helped Sidious kill Mace Windu. While Mace and Palpatine were fighting: "I have the power to save the one you love!" Then just a few minutes later... "To cheat death is a power only one has achieved. But if we work together I know we can discover the secret." What the dumbass should've said would've been more along the lines of: "Whoa there a second! You mean to say you don't actually know it yourself all of a sudden? After I just helped you off the second most powerful Jedi Master in the galaxy?! You can't actually save Padme at all! You lying... SNEAKY-PETE!!" But instead Moronakin pledges himself to the guy's teachings. Imbecile. To be fair, the heroes weren't any smarter. "Anakin, to insure you don't get close to this suspicious person, we will shun you and constantly talk down to you." He did bring balance to the force by fathering Luke, but at the same time, ridding the world of the arrogant Jedi to make room for ones who had a clue wasn't a bad start. |
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