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Post by CrazySting on Dec 22, 2008 18:42:16 GMT -5
well, obviously most Bond villians qualify: 'hey, you're going to die anyway, so I might as well reveal my evil plan.' But the guy from tomorrow never dies seems really dumb, considering he's supposed to be a genius.
He wants to cause world war 3 so his news channel will have something to report on and ratings will be high....except if world war 3 happens, who's going to be watching? They might be dead.
Also, the villians from the Marine seem kind of stupid: they take Kelly Carlson hostage, her husband goes after them, kills half of them towards the end of the second act , and instead of just letting her go and getting him off their back, they still hold her hostage, even though its obvious she's more trouble than she's worth.
Also, the guy from the really bad prom night remake. You're in love with a girl, and the way to win her over is...kill her family and friends?
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Dec 22, 2008 18:43:30 GMT -5
Any foot soldiers.
"Hey guys, lets surround him and attack one at a time."
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Dec 22, 2008 18:45:55 GMT -5
Any of the idiot guards who fall for the older tricks in the book like the "lets pretend I'm dieing so the guards open my cell so I can jump them and steal their uniform" routine.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 22, 2008 18:52:33 GMT -5
Magneto in X-Men 3
Okay, so you want to destroy the facility that's producing the "mutant cure" and you take a hundred of your pawns with you, so that most of them can get "cured" in the process as your human shield.
You used your powers to turn a very large bridge towards said facility, which rested on an island.
Why not just use your magnetic powers to, oh I don't know, lift the bridge up into the sky and drop it on the building instead? There. Problem solved and you still have all of your followers alive and fully powered to now take over the world.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 22, 2008 18:52:54 GMT -5
The bad guys in Die Hard 2
Sure their plan to take over an airport's air traffic control so they can free a corrupt colonel from a fictional country worked well and they almost got away with it.
But that's just it what if they did in fact get away at the end in that 747. They did not take any hostages. So whats stopping the U.S Air Force from shooting their s*** down as soon as there over the ocean.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 22, 2008 19:01:35 GMT -5
The two guys from home alone, morons.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Dec 22, 2008 19:05:33 GMT -5
Any villain who leaves the desposing of the captured hero in the hands of the most inept lackeys he has instead of taking care of it himself.
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 22, 2008 19:11:49 GMT -5
I always felt sorry for Hans from die hard. He didn't do any of the stupid villian stuff. He was going to kill McClane as soon as he got the chance. He actually had a really flawless plan.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 22, 2008 19:13:53 GMT -5
Also, the guy from the really bad prom night remake. You're in love with a girl, and the way to win her over is...kill her family and friends? Just so you know, Prom Night isn't a remake. It shares a name only. It is not affiliated with the old series, or the owners of the old series. It's the same concept as Gladiator with Russell Crowe not having anything to do with Gladiator with Cuba Gooding, Jr from years earlier.
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Post by Mac on Dec 22, 2008 19:15:33 GMT -5
Dr. Evil
As unfair as calling a spoof character whos suppose to be dumb is, he exonifies it.
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Post by darthalexander on Dec 22, 2008 19:18:15 GMT -5
It never stops bothering me - Lex Luthor's lackeys. He always has to have a dimwit with him and a floozy girl. I want him to be like he is in the comics - merciless and evil. Lex is protrayed better in Smallville than he ever was in the movies.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 22, 2008 19:32:03 GMT -5
Dr. Evil: All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism. [guard starts dipping mechanism]
Dr. Evil: Close the tank!
Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!
Dr. Evil: No no no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?
Scott Evil: I have a gun, in my room, you give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, BOOM, I'll blow their brains out!
Dr. Evil: Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You don't.
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Post by Samoa Kenny on Dec 22, 2008 19:33:11 GMT -5
The guy in Gone in 60 seconds... come on.. he builds chairs?
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 22, 2008 19:39:54 GMT -5
The two guys from home alone, morons. They're morons, but man, do they have godly endurance to no sell stuff like having their head set on fire, and being smashed in the face with bricks.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 22, 2008 19:46:10 GMT -5
The two guys from home alone, morons. They're morons, but man, do they have godly endurance to no sell stuff like having their head set on fire, and being smashed in the face with bricks. I'm convinced Marv and Harry are mutants. Low powered mutants, but mutants none the less.
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Post by Cela on Dec 22, 2008 20:26:53 GMT -5
Any of the Villians from the 3 Ninja movies. They get beaten up by a five year old who has the equivalent force of a wiffle ball bat.
Claw, or whatever his name is from Enter the Dragon. Has an entire heroin operation and private army of thousands, but doesn't give them guns. (Also keeps an equally sizable counter army with matching uniforms in prison for no good reason.)
The Tetragrammaton in Equilibrium. They can't find The Underground, who's base is... slightly underground.
Anakin Skywalker in Revenge of the Sith. -Easily tricked into being evil -Thinks a guy with a personification of evil voice is a stand up guy -Causes wifes death on accident -Cares not for the high ground -Lacks any acting ability, which is neccessary for a sith
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Post by TromboneMan on Dec 22, 2008 20:56:51 GMT -5
Oh yeah, Anakin is a major one.
Think about it, the guy kills his wife, who is the reason why he turned to the dark side in the first place.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 22, 2008 21:32:56 GMT -5
Sandman. Spider-Man 3. /thread.
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 22, 2008 21:52:51 GMT -5
Biff Tannen?
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Post by Claw died on Dec 22, 2008 21:57:59 GMT -5
Sandman. Spider-Man 3. /thread. He's not a bad person. Just had bad luck.
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