The Pithy Remarks Of James Bond!

[bigdaddyfive]

Ok cheer me up here people.

Just been watching "Man With The Golden Gun" as you do at this time of the year. Following Bond's removal of the Belly Dancer's golden bullet in her navel, which she refers to as a lucky item, Bond has dispatched of some heavies and stands ready to leave:

Belly Dancer: "Oooooh noooo! I've lost my charm!!!!"

*pause as Bond leaves*

Bond: "Not from where I'm standing."





So, go on Crappers, make an old man happy. What's your favourites?

[Johnny B. Decent]

"Shocking. Postively shocking"- Goldfinger


So, very, very, very cheesy.

[craigdanbeaton]

Dec 23, 2008 19:25:26 GMT -5 Johnny B. Decent said:

"Shocking. Postively shocking"- Goldfinger


So, very, very, very cheesy.

Damn you for stealing mine...

Anyway


Xenia Onatopp: “You don’t need the gun.”
James Bond: “Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.”
Goldeneye

[Dr. T is an alien]

Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
James Bond: I must be dreaming.

[Albino Heat]

Bond- "That's a lady's gun"
Largo- "You know a lot about guns?"
Bond- "No, I know a little about women."

[The Booty Disciple]

Dec 23, 2008 21:47:53 GMT -5 Dr. T is an alien said:

Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
James Bond: I must be dreaming.

I recall reading several years ago that Bond's original retort was supposed to be "Yes, but what's your name?" The 1960s S&P group weren't interested in that line, evidently.