Claw died
Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Dec 27, 2008 19:16:39 GMT -5
Claw, if there's one thing you're good for, its a good old fashion tag-team raping. LETS EIFFEL TOWER US A PRIUS!
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 27, 2008 19:21:59 GMT -5
Claw, if there's one thing you're good for, its a good old fashion tag-team raping. LETS EIFFEL TOWER US A PRIUS! Not only are they good for the enviroment, but they put out!
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
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Post by Ass Dan on Dec 27, 2008 19:31:04 GMT -5
Would you call this....autoerotic?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 27, 2008 19:33:58 GMT -5
Would you call this.... autoerotic?
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Post by El Hijo del Havoc on Dec 27, 2008 19:58:18 GMT -5
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Post by Silent Brad on Dec 27, 2008 20:42:09 GMT -5
I can think of a few cars I'd have sex with.... mmmmm ohhhhh ahhhhhh
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Claw died
Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Dec 27, 2008 20:48:06 GMT -5
Claw, if there's one thing you're good for, its a good old fashion tag-team raping. Damn right. LETS EIFFEL TOWER US A PRIUS! Not only are they good for the enviroment, but they put out! ...Like hippie chicks!
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 27, 2008 20:49:27 GMT -5
Not only are they good for the enviroment, but they put out! ...Like hippie chicks! you know it!
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 27, 2008 20:50:17 GMT -5
Well, guess there's a fetish for everything. As long as he doesn't do it to cars that he doesn't own, he can do whatever he wants to em I guess. But otherwise, yeah... I don't think people are very happy with him trying to date their means of transportation.
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Claw died
Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Dec 27, 2008 20:50:21 GMT -5
A prius smells better, and is less hairy.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Dec 27, 2008 20:55:42 GMT -5
Well, guess there's a fetish for everything. As long as he doesn't do it to cars that he doesn't own, he can do whatever he wants to em I guess. But otherwise, yeah... I don't think people are very happy with him trying to date their means of transportation. Well he admitted to having sex with cars that were in showrooms, and even ones he just randomly found. He even said most of the time he waited till it was dark out, then he'd sneak up to the car he was going to make love to, and then he buttered its bread.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 27, 2008 21:01:32 GMT -5
A prius smells better, and is less hairy. and doesn't preach at you when you're done, either
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JacopeX
Dennis Stamp
Patience! Pashunz!
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Post by JacopeX on Dec 27, 2008 21:05:05 GMT -5
His parents must be proud.
I wouldn't want to see his children.
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Mike the Goon
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Post by Claw died on Dec 27, 2008 21:08:44 GMT -5
A prius smells better, and is less hairy. and doesn't preach at you when you're done, either Burn all the damn styrofoam I want. Screw you hippie chick. If it wasn't for the acid, you wouldn't be here. In my house. Naked.
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Line on Dec 27, 2008 21:13:43 GMT -5
and doesn't preach at you when you're done, either Burn all the damn styrofoam I want. Screw you hippie chick. If it wasn't for the acid, you wouldn't be here. In my house. Naked. and the best part about it is, you don't have to worry about it having a ride home, since its a car!
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Dec 27, 2008 21:24:32 GMT -5
And I thought my fetishes were weird.
...Well, they still are, but I don't f*** cars...at least not yet.
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Sicho100
Hank Scorpio
Easily Confused.
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Post by Sicho100 on Dec 27, 2008 21:34:22 GMT -5
And I thought my fetishes were weird. ...Well, they still are, but I don't snork cars...at least not yet. When I saw you posted in here, you know what I thought your post would look like? You know, that actually doesn't sound that bad. ;D
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Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Dec 27, 2008 21:35:12 GMT -5
And I thought my fetishes were weird. ...Well, they still are, but I don't snork cars...at least not yet. That would be hard to do in a wheelchair, man. I would pay money to see it, though.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 27, 2008 21:41:38 GMT -5
I wonder how this guy and David Cronenberg would get along.
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Dec 27, 2008 21:44:57 GMT -5
When I saw you posted in here, you know what I thought your post would look like? You know, that actually doesn't sound that bad. Well, cars are generally warm, and unlike a man or a woman a car would never reject you or crush your spirit, so it doesn't sound all that bad.It's no weirder than my psychotic obsession with a minor red-haired character from an obscure anime show, and I doubt I'd get as many paper cuts f***ing a car.I might get burned, but I wouldn't get as many paper cuts. God, I'm weird.Whatever, it's who i am. And I thought my fetishes were weird. ...Well, they still are, but I don't snork cars...at least not yet. That would be hard to do in a wheelchair, man. I would pay money to see it, though. How much money?
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