I got an ultrasound on my nuts

[Samoa Kenny]

So I just got back from the hospital where I had to get an ultrasound on my nuts. I'm not sure if I'm fine yet or not, but what I do now is that I'm not nearly mature enough to handle a young woman rubbing that area with goo. I literally had to bit my lip for the entire appointment to keep from busting out laughing. The kicker came when early on, when she handed me two towels and told me to, "put my penis up on my stomach and cover it with the towel" penis up on my stomach? It was cold in there!

I'll keep you guys updated though when I get my results. Jokes welcome as I always believe that in semi serious situations, it's much better to laugh than cry

[Shy Guy]

that goo must've felt..... interesting.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

I've had that done before. I really don't remember feeling all that uncomfortable or anything. But it was about ten years ago, so maybe my memory is a little fuzzy...like my balls

[CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP!]

What's wrong with your nuts?

[Splinter]

I got that done about a year and a half ago. Wasn't really an experience I'd like to go through again. My GP recommended it after an examination and then the doctor who did the scan made me feel like a timewasting hypocondriac when the scan showed that the pain was due to an infection. (Not a sexually transmited one before anyone asks as I wasn't active and wouldn't have been sent for a scan if it was)

[ecdub22]

I had an ultrasound done on my heart once, and let's just say if the goo on my chest felt weird I can't imagine what it would feel like down there.

[tigermaskxxxvii]

I had kidney stones 5 years ago and had to have an ultrasound. Not only does the goo feel weird but when they hand you a towel to clean off with it kind of makes you feel dirty.

[Samoa Kenny]

The Ultra sound was for something weird going on with my nuts, but we're not sure what... kinda a scary situation, but I'm basically giggling my way through it

[Virt McGirt]

Dec 24, 2008 16:04:38 GMT -5 Samoa Kenny said:

So I just got back from the hospital where I had to get an ultrasound on my nuts. I'm not sure if I'm fine yet or not, but what I do now is that I'm not nearly mature enough to handle a young woman rubbing that area with goo. I literally had to bit my lip for the entire appointment to keep from busting out laughing. The kicker came when early on, when she handed me two towels and told me to, "put my penis up on my stomach and cover it with the towel" penis up on my stomach? It was cold in there!

I'll keep you guys updated though when I get my results. Jokes welcome as I always believe that in semi serious situations, it's much better to laugh than cry

I'm sorry, but that made me laugh and laugh and laugh!

In all seriousness though, hope it's not malignant. Assuming it was even for "what I dread saying"

[default]

When I was in high school, a female nurse performed the ball grab and cough on me. Surprisingly, I didn't get aroused as she was fairly good looking. I think it was mainly because I hate hospitals. I hate the lighting and the amount of white (I have blue eyes and there fairly light sensitive) and I hate the sterility.

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Dec 24, 2008 22:27:51 GMT -5 default said:

When I was in high school, a female nurse performed the ball grab and cough on me. Surprisingly, I didn't get aroused as she was fairly good looking. I think it was mainly because I hate hospitals. I hate the lighting and the amount of white (I have blue eyes and there fairly light sensitive) and I hate the sterility.

You got a chick? No fair, I got a semi-stoned hippie who wore socks and sandals.

[drjayphd (feat. Pitbull)]

Dec 24, 2008 16:11:07 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

I've had that done before. I really don't remember feeling all that uncomfortable or anything. But it was about ten years ago, so maybe my memory is a little fuzzy...like my balls

...you don't look like Fuzzy Warbles...

[stevierichardsfan]

was the girl hot

[Blindkarevik]

That's gotta be pretty heavy

[default]

Dec 24, 2008 22:30:46 GMT -5 @mightykretzler said:

Dec 24, 2008 22:27:51 GMT -5 default said:

When I was in high school, a female nurse performed the ball grab and cough on me. Surprisingly, I didn't get aroused as she was fairly good looking. I think it was mainly because I hate hospitals. I hate the lighting and the amount of white (I have blue eyes and there fairly light sensitive) and I hate the sterility.

You got a chick? No fair, I got a semi-stoned hippie who wore socks and sandals.

Well, my brother started the trend. He complained the middle school gym teacher was creepy for his sixth grade physical. We're a year apart, so 365 rolls around and my mom just took me to the doctor's office. It turned out the insurance plan paid for it and it was less distance for her to go as well... the middle school was a good way from where we lived and they did it on the weekend.

By the time I was in high school, I was usually scheduling my appointments myself. My mom figured it would help me adjust to being an adult, but really... I'd just schedule them for right before lunch. I'd get fast food and she wouldn't bother sending me back to school.