These might be the funniest ads ever

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Forget the ridiculousness of a pill that makes your weiner bigger, just check out the look your woman will give you when you drag that thing in the room:



Or, she might look at it like she's gonna cut it off:


Of course, even the dude looks scared:

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the term "mind-blowing penis size" cracks me up to no end

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

I like that the first girl and the guy BOTH have looks on their faces like "Oh, great, now I gotta deal with THIS!" There's no joy in it whatsoever for them.

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

Dec 25, 2008 18:59:16 GMT -5 Spankymac is sick of the swiss said:

I like that the first girl and the guy BOTH have looks on their faces like "Oh, great, now I gotta deal with THIS!" There's no joy in it whatsoever for them.

Seriously. they look scared rather than pleasantly surprised. And the second woman looks scary rather than pleasantly surprised.

These ads indeed even beat... dare I say it? Yes I do! Gay Chubby Dating!

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Dec 25, 2008 18:59:16 GMT -5 Spankymac is sick of the swiss said:

I like that the first girl and the guy BOTH have looks on their faces like "Oh, great, now I gotta deal with THIS!" There's no joy in it whatsoever for them.

That's the thing, I just fail to see how anyone in these ads make a giant schlong seem like a good idea.

[Mozenrath]

These are up there with "Chicken sandwich? I'd hit that!".

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Dec 25, 2008 18:23:26 GMT -5 @slickrickstyles said:

the term "mind-blowing penis size" cracks me up to no end

Well... mind is brain is head...

It's like my grandfather used to tell me... don't take a girl out to eat until you're sure she can swallow.