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Post by Sickfit, King Of The Fits on Dec 22, 2008 3:00:24 GMT -5
I think every guy has this moment. When I was a freshman in college, I had a really hot professor, and she always dressed really scandalously AND she said she was single. It was a dream come true. Sure, she was nearing 40, but she was like Stacey Dash 40. And so I thought I'd try to make a move on the professor because let's face it, f***ing the awesomely hot professor is every guy's fantasy....until she said she was lesbo. She then cut her hair. So not only did "Pink Triangle" come to mind, but so did "Cut Your Hair" by Pavement.
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Post by Brother Coyote on Dec 22, 2008 3:11:24 GMT -5
I guess you could try some nonobvious way of finding out if it's true, whatever that would be. "So, uh, penis, who needs it, right?" I actually said something like this to a girl I worked with at UPS everyone on our belt thought she was a lesbian so one day I walked up to her and said "so... you're all about the ladies right?" and she was. She thought it was pretty funny too.
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Post by Cela on Dec 22, 2008 4:08:38 GMT -5
Well now you are morally obligated to run up to her and yell UNCLEAN!!! whilst burning purifying incense everywhere she goes.
Not that there anything wrong with that.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Dec 22, 2008 4:25:32 GMT -5
Funnily enough...
My frosh year here in Laramie (clear back in 2002, before Ye Olde Wrestlecrap Forums existed, even), a gal lived in the hall across the parking lot from me, and she and I got to be friends. She was into hard rock and metal, listened to a lot of Godsmack, a pretty cool gal. I knew she had a boyfriend, and at the time, I had a psycho hose beast girlfriend whom I wound up dumping at the end of the semester.
Anyway, she breaks up with the boyfriend during finals week, I break up with the girlfriend, we're both finished with finals, we have a helluva lot of Finals Week Stress Reliever and/or Holiday Cheer on hand (ya know, booze), so I go over to her room (she was an upperclassmen, and had a single room) and we proceed to get pretty soused with a couple of her floormates (including her RA, who was promptly replaced for the next semester). They all leave, we get it on, have a pretty wild and long lasting night, and part ways without any expectations of a relationship, but a heartfelt thanks that was mutual.
Well, I don't see her or hear from her until about three days before the semester begins, right as I'm checking back into the dorms, to which she proceeds to introduce me to her girlfriend, who is...erm...without a more eloquent term on hand, butch, but pleasant. I think, okay, surprising, but whatever, she's bi.
Oh no, ladies and gentlemen, she went full on lesbian at that point, and hasn't looked back since. Nope, not a switch hitter, not a "Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun, Double Mint Gum," no other silly euphemisms for bisexuality, she flat out started batting left.
Now, I know what you're thinking, and I've already heard all the jokes about emasculation and how I turned her and what not (though you're welcome to make an attempt at something clever I've not heard), but after the initial "THE F***?!?" reaction, she and I talked it through several times, and she had always been a lesbian in denial that didn't mind men (so, if you're a believer in the varying shades of gray in a person's sexuality, she'd be on the homosexual side with heterosexual leanings), and that after she had been pretty much living a confused sexuality (at best) and/or a lie (at worst), she wanted one last enjoyable heterosexual encounter with someone she could trust to not freak the hell out when she moved to the other side of the plate.
Meh. I'm sure I'm not the first guy it's happened to, and I doubt I'll be the last. We're still in touch, she's in London currently, and I'm still in Laramie telling this stupid ass story (which damn near scared my current girlfriend of four years away at the beginning while I was telling this story at a party).
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Dec 22, 2008 10:51:01 GMT -5
Last year, my best friend had a girlfriend that was Bi, and she broke up with him just to turn full Lesbien on him. He cried about it because he was talking about marriage with her, and then she goes on saying that none of us are her friend because she only wanted Lesbien friends.
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Post by IsaacMKII on Dec 22, 2008 11:45:48 GMT -5
I once knew a lesbian who was attracted to men, but instead only had sex with women on the sole basis that 'Men intimidate me'. Seriously, every single woman she was ever with, you could see it in her face how she was like '...Oh..what..the..hell..am..I..doing..' Pretty funny if you were there.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 22, 2008 16:12:25 GMT -5
I'd still keep trying I've actually known some girls that consider them selves lesbians but still have in their mind that if the perfect guy was to come along they'd happily be with them Is that so Banky Edwards? "In love...You have to put the individual ahead of their actions...Always"- From the comic book Holden gives to Alyssa at the New York Comic-Con
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Dec 22, 2008 16:44:17 GMT -5
I'm just a huge fans of Lesbiens all around I wish a lot of girls could be like them.
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Post by Joekishi on Dec 22, 2008 18:10:30 GMT -5
so, these last couple weeks or so I've been hanging out with this girl who is pretty awesome. Not like, super hot or anything, but definitely cute and has an awesome personality and everything. She comes over to my dorm and study and we sit together in class and everything. Today, I find out from one of her friends that she's a lesbian. And this isn't some cocky "well if she doesn't like me, then she has to be a lesbian" things. Like, she actually is a full on lesbian, from what he said. Chalk another one up in the "Weezer's 'Pinkerton' really does tell the story of my life" column. Don't doubt the power of abs. Seriously, a chick can be a lesbian sure, but that doesn't mean she won't appreciate it. Like seriously I've heard of lesbians boning dudes just because he was hot, and awesome, but never falling for him. Chasing Amy dude...
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Dec 22, 2008 20:37:50 GMT -5
Consider it a challenge.
Seriously though, what limited evidence exists with homosexuality and women suggests that sexual orientation isn't formed the same way it is in men, with the former it appears to have a social cause, whereas the latter is biological.
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Post by The Line on Dec 22, 2008 20:47:56 GMT -5
I'm just a huge fans of Lesbiens all around I wish a lot of girls could be like them. not me. that just lowers my chances
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Post by Sickfit, King Of The Fits on Dec 23, 2008 9:45:27 GMT -5
I'm just a huge fans of Lesbiens all around I wish a lot of girls could be like them. Rant about lesbians (not really, more about bisexuals): Look, I'm not homophobic or anything, but for some reason it pisses me off when really good looking chicks go off to become lesbians. And they usually run off with the most butchiest looking lesbo that you could pick out of a Houlihans. As a guy, I can't help but feel incredibly ashamed when I see this. I mean, I feel like I'm being replaced by a guy with a vagina, which is what I basically see butch lesbians as. I don't know if that's offensive or what, but that's just how I feel. It's like I'm competing against the whole male population AND a whole bunch of women with buzz-cuts to have sex with a woman, especially with bisexual women. They tease EVERYONE and it's like they are ordering off a menu when they decide who to have sex with. I know from experience. I hooked up with a bi chick only to find that she had a girlfriend and I caused a huge riff in their relationship. All in all, I just wish bisexual women would stop, take a look at themselves, and choose, because for straight guys, it's really damn annoying. You don't own the sexual world just because you go both ways, you just piss everyone else off.
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Post by The Line on Dec 23, 2008 17:13:28 GMT -5
I'm just a huge fans of Lesbiens all around I wish a lot of girls could be like them. Rant about lesbians (not really, more about bisexuals): Look, I'm not homophobic or anything, but for some reason it pisses me off when really good looking chicks go off to become lesbians. And they usually run off with the most butchiest looking lesbo that you could pick out of a Houlihans. As a guy, I can't help but feel incredibly ashamed when I see this. I mean, I feel like I'm being replaced by a guy with a vagina, which is what I basically see butch lesbians as. I don't know if that's offensive or what, but that's just how I feel. It's like I'm competing against the whole male population AND a whole bunch of women with buzz-cuts to have sex with a woman, especially with bisexual women. They tease EVERYONE and it's like they are ordering off a menu when they decide who to have sex with. I know from experience. I hooked up with a bi chick only to find that she had a girlfriend and I caused a huge riff in their relationship. All in all, I just wish bisexual women would stop, take a look at themselves, and choose, because for straight guys, it's really damn annoying. You don't own the sexual world just because you go both ways, you just piss everyone else off. I'd rather be annoyed than have a bunch of people lie to themselves. But that's just me. I understand how it can be annoying, but you gotta lok at it from their point of view, also. They're happy. Its kinda selfish to try and tell someone else what sexual preference they should be.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Dec 23, 2008 18:14:24 GMT -5
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian so I could screw with people's mind.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Dec 23, 2008 18:28:46 GMT -5
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian so I could screw chicks. Fixed. Just messin'. And yeah, I got "Chasing Amy'd" a few months ago by a girl. Well, not really. I was just talking to the girl and I told someone that I thought the girl was cute. Then they gave me the obligatory, "You know she's a lesbian, right?" I was slightly disappointed.
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Post by The Line on Dec 24, 2008 17:34:36 GMT -5
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian so I could screw chicks. Fixed. Just messin'. And yeah, I got "Chasing Amy'd" a few months ago by a girl. Well, not really. I was just talking to the girl and I told someone that I thought the girl was cute. Then they gave me the obligatory, "You know she's a lesbian, right?" I was slightly disappointed. yeah, it is dissapointing, but what can you do?
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