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Post by The Tank on Dec 24, 2008 11:23:00 GMT -5
I don't want a baked potato right now, but perhaps I will want one when it's finished.
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Post by ani on Dec 24, 2008 11:23:38 GMT -5
The Mitch Hedberg joke comes into mind but I can't remember how it goes.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 24, 2008 11:25:16 GMT -5
The Mitch Hedberg joke comes into mind but I can't remember how it goes. That was basically the entire purpose of this thread. A Mitch Hedberg Appreciation Thread, if you will. |
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Post by bob on Dec 24, 2008 13:47:11 GMT -5
huh?
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Dec 24, 2008 14:22:29 GMT -5
I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was "HH", so I went to the side, I found the "H" button, I pushed it twice. f***in' potato chips came out, man, 'cause they had a "HH" button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of "HH". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god, dammit dammit.
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Post by Grendel on Dec 24, 2008 15:10:18 GMT -5
When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufresne, party of two. Dufresne, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufresne, party of two, Dufresne, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You f***ers are selfish. The Dufresnes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy. Bush, search party of three, you can eat when you find the Dufresnes
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Post by thelesserevil on Dec 24, 2008 15:13:12 GMT -5
The Mitch Hedberg joke comes into mind but I can't remember how it goes. Was it this one... "My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "no" but then maybe I wanted a regular banana later so I said "yeah". |
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Post by Silent Brad on Dec 24, 2008 15:20:44 GMT -5
I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my music down, and that made me angry because I like loud music, so when he knocked on the wall I’d mess with his head. I’d say: “Go around! I cannot open the wall. I don’t know if you have a doorknob on the other side, but over here there’s nothing. It’s just flat.”
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Post by Grendel on Dec 24, 2008 19:02:06 GMT -5
I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles was a laid-back company. They said "f*** it. Cut 'em up.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 24, 2008 19:08:19 GMT -5
An escalator can never break down, it can only become stairs.
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