Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Dec 15, 2008 13:47:25 GMT -5
Steph: "Alright. So we got plans on how to get my dad back on television."
Jim Ross: "This is gonna be good." *rolls his eyes*
Steph: "You're gonna come back WITHOUT ANY LEGS!!!"
Jim Ross: "How tasteful." *nods his head in shame*
Michael Hayes: "Can I suggest that Cryme Tyme is responsible for Vince having no legs because, well, they're criminals."
Steph: "Will you stop suggesting Cryme Tyme for all things criminally related?"
Michael Hayes: "You told me to stop suggesting Ron Killings, now Cryme Tyme? Who else on the roster is capable of such heinous acts of violence? Shelton Benjamin? Fine. F*** it! Shelton Benjamin crippled Vince. That makes a whole lotta sense!" *rolls his eyes*
Vince: "If I may ask...how are we gonna show that I don't have any legs?"
Steph: "We'll shoot you from the waist up. Just like they do with me!"
Johnny Ace: "I thought we were doing that because you got a huge ass?"
Steph: "Listen to me Laurinitis! Why don't you back to your office, go online and jerk off to pictures of bikini models and then sign them to developmental deals when they agree to let you touch their asses."
Johnny Ace: "I ALREADY DID THAT THIS MORNING!"
Jim Ross: "Can I please go home now. I don't even know why I'm here."
Vince: "Absolutely not. We need you here. You're the straight man in our roundtable."
Pat Patterson: "MY EARS ARE BURNING!"
Vince: "Oh give it a break Pat. Everybody knows the truth."
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default
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
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Post by default on Dec 15, 2008 13:58:59 GMT -5
Vince: Steve Keirn, how are things going in FCW?
Keirn: There are currently 33 workers in Florida Championship Wrestling. I think Dolph Ziggler has achieved as much as he is going to here. I think Jack Swagger has achieved as much as he is going to here. Manu isn't going to improve any more in this environment. I think Primo Colon has achieved as much as he is going to here. Scotty Goldman isn't going to improve any more in this environment.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2008 15:04:04 GMT -5
Vince: Steve Keirn, how are things going in FCW? Keirn: There are currently 33 workers in Florida Championship Wrestling. I think Dolph Ziggler has achieved as much as he is going to here. I think Jack Swagger has achieved as much as he is going to here. Manu isn't going to improve any more in this environment. I think Primo Colon has achieved as much as he is going to here. Scotty Goldman isn't going to improve any more in this environment. Excellent, sir!
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bretclark
Bubba Ho-Tep
Scrutinize this...
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Post by bretclark on Dec 16, 2008 2:00:24 GMT -5
Vince: "You know what we should bring back, Lee Marshall calling in and making fun of Bobby Heenan by calling him a weasel."
Jim Ross: "I don't think that's a good idea, it actually drove away the fans the last time."
Vince: "Well yeah, but he's now a celebrity, call Kelloggs and ask to speak with Lee Marshall's agent."
- bretclark
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bretclark
Bubba Ho-Tep
Scrutinize this...
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Post by bretclark on Dec 16, 2008 2:09:53 GMT -5
Vince: "So how can we boost attendance at our events?"
Steph: "I know, how's about we have a wrestling themed play and make me the female lead."
:::Board Room Looks at Steph cockeyed:::
:::Vince proceeds to walk towards his daughter, grabs a 2001 rating chart from the easel, and proceeds to pummel Steph on her head repeatedly:::
- bretclark
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Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
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Post by Ramses on Dec 16, 2008 2:41:56 GMT -5
we need a big, bald and hairy man as an unstoppable monster that we'll push to the moon. But unfortunately, we need only one.
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