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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 30, 2008 15:26:01 GMT -5
I'd have to say Jim Ross. I mean with his dietary habits of barbecue sauce and skittles, goodness knows how pugent his leavings must be.
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Post by chibidiablo on Dec 30, 2008 15:30:29 GMT -5
George Michael
What that would have killed in 96.
EDIT: My original joke was in far too poor taste for this place
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Franchise
Hank Scorpio
No you didn't.
Ronnie Garvin, you idiot! I like steak, not soup, Ronnie Garvin!
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Post by Franchise on Dec 30, 2008 15:34:04 GMT -5
Camryn Manheim.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 30, 2008 15:35:21 GMT -5
Well I think Jim Ross is still tops for me, I also wouldn't think Larry Craig would be a good follow-up either. Probably be pretty messy in there.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Dec 30, 2008 15:38:01 GMT -5
How about Daniel Wright from the Biggest Loser Couples 2 promo? His starting weight is 454 pounds. Come to think of it, I doubt that a normal toilet can even hold one of his movements, lol.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 30, 2008 15:40:13 GMT -5
Elvis
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 30, 2008 15:41:00 GMT -5
I bet that fellow doesn't even wipe!
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Post by Big BosskMan on Dec 30, 2008 15:45:07 GMT -5
Vader
Or Rosie O'Donnell
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Post by bibboid on Dec 30, 2008 15:47:03 GMT -5
That dude that wrestled naked with Borat.
*shudder*
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Post by blef on Dec 30, 2008 15:51:46 GMT -5
I'd have to say Jim Ross. I mean with his dietary habits of barbecue sauce and skittles, goodness knows how pugent his leavings must be. Even worse, I'm sure he must sound terrible on the bowl... BRRRRRAPPPPPPP "Good God Almighty!" BRRRRRAPPPPPPP "Oh mah God! What a slobberknocker!" BRRRRRAPPPPPPP "That's stompin' a mudhole for sure, Kang!" BRRRRRAPPPPPPP "Boomer Soonaahhhhh!!!" BRRRRRAPPPPPPP
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default
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
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Post by default on Dec 30, 2008 15:52:30 GMT -5
Yokozuna circa Heroes of Wrestling in '99.
or else Larry Craig.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by default on Dec 30, 2008 15:54:28 GMT -5
I'd have to say Jim Ross. I mean with his dietary habits of barbecue sauce and skittles, goodness knows how pugent his leavings must be. Even worse, I'm sure he must sound terrible on the bowl... BRRRRRAPPPPPPP "Good God Almighty!" BRRRRRAPPPPPPP "Oh mah God! What a slobberknocker!" BRRRRRAPPPPPPP "That's stompin' a mudhole for sure, Kang!" BRRRRRAPPPPPPP "Boomer Soonaahhhhh!!!" BRRRRRAPPPPPPP Vince: JR, I've hired Michael Cole to do commentary for your crapping from the ajacent stall. Cole: VINTAGE JIM ROSS! DAMMIT! NOT THIS WAY!
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Post by laughytaffy on Dec 30, 2008 16:15:54 GMT -5
Michael Moore.
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Post by blef on Dec 30, 2008 16:18:16 GMT -5
Even worse, I'm sure he must sound terrible on the bowl... BRRRRRAPPPPPPP "Good God Almighty!" BRRRRRAPPPPPPP "Oh mah God! What a slobberknocker!" BRRRRRAPPPPPPP "That's stompin' a mudhole for sure, Kang!" BRRRRRAPPPPPPP "Boomer Soonaahhhhh!!!" BRRRRRAPPPPPPP Vince: JR, I've hired Michael Cole to do commentary for your crapping from the ajacent stall. Cole: VINTAGE JIM ROSS! DAMMIT! NOT THIS WAY! Lawler: Say "quicker than a hiccup," like JR would! Cole: Mike Knox's beard is a year old! *poot!*
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Strotha
Hank Scorpio
In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Dec 30, 2008 16:20:10 GMT -5
I'm gonna say Michael Moore too.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Dec 30, 2008 16:25:54 GMT -5
Jessica Alba.
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Post by D-Lo's #1 Fan on Dec 30, 2008 16:40:44 GMT -5
Rosie O Donnell, because you would be sat there wondering whether there was a bearded clam or a wang perched over the seat whilst she was there.
Well I would be.
And now you are too.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 30, 2008 17:53:26 GMT -5
Big Show.
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Dec 30, 2008 17:55:57 GMT -5
TNA's Cheex.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 30, 2008 17:58:31 GMT -5
Big Dick Johnson
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