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Post by thelastcall on Jan 2, 2009 14:35:08 GMT -5
1. He can't keep a stable relationship with MJ
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 2, 2009 14:39:43 GMT -5
2. Too embarrassed to dress up in Red and Blue Spandex without wearing a Mask in Public.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 2, 2009 15:08:04 GMT -5
3. Even when he goes all dark in the 3rd movie, his most devious deed is coaxing his neighbour to bake him cookies and breaking someone's camera.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 2, 2009 15:10:54 GMT -5
3. Even when he goes all dark in the 3rd movie, his most devious deed is coaxing his neighbour to bake him cookies and breaking someone's camera. 4. Too much of a wuss to plow his neighbor's nerdy daughter when she was practically asking for it. |
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Post by markdown474 on Jan 2, 2009 15:24:01 GMT -5
3. Even when he goes all dark in the 3rd movie, his most devious deed is coaxing his neighbour to bake him cookies and breaking someone's camera. Well in fairness he coaxed her into baking cookies with nuts. Pretty badass IMO. 5) The skin tight costume shows him to be hung like a Ken doll (not that I was lookin' or anything....) |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 2, 2009 15:29:17 GMT -5
3. Even when he goes all dark in the 3rd movie, his most devious deed is coaxing his neighbour to bake him cookies and breaking someone's camera. Well in fairness he coaxed her into baking cookies with nuts. Pretty badass IMO. 5) The skin tight costume shows him to be hung like a Ken doll (not that I was lookin' or anything....) 6) he coaxed you into looking at his junk |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2009 15:31:35 GMT -5
7) insert Peter Parker dancing GIF from SpiderMan 3
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Post by waffleofpower on Jan 2, 2009 15:35:19 GMT -5
No! Noooo! Stop with the "weenie" word!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2009 15:43:38 GMT -5
3. Even when he goes all dark in the 3rd movie, his most devious deed is coaxing his neighbour to bake him cookies and breaking someone's camera. Mock all you want but he has a SEVERE allergic reaction to cookies............and that camera? Well it was really REALLY expensive Plus that neighbors daughter was a rake anyway, if he tried to plough her she'd probably break Poor woman makes Michelle McCool look obese |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 2, 2009 15:48:14 GMT -5
8. Put off stopping the Vulture from killing J. Jonah Jameson because he had a cold.
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Post by Solid Stryk-Dizzle on Jan 2, 2009 15:50:22 GMT -5
9. Cuz HE'S NOT AWESOME LYK DA JOKER!! Just kidding.
9. He cries over everything (movie only)
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 2, 2009 15:51:00 GMT -5
10: He's not.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 2, 2009 15:57:39 GMT -5
11: Because instead of letting his billion year old aunt finally rest in peace, he sacrificed everything he had going for him in his life, including a pretty great marriage.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 2, 2009 16:06:07 GMT -5
12: The movies made him out to be such an emo wuss.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 2, 2009 17:17:03 GMT -5
13. He still hasn't killed the people who call him a weenie.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Jan 2, 2009 17:42:06 GMT -5
14. Got buried alive by Kraven and didn't even stop him from killing himself cause "VERMIN" destracted him...
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jan 2, 2009 17:45:02 GMT -5
15. He didn't have the heart to stick with a career in wrestling...
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 2, 2009 18:41:45 GMT -5
16. Doing NOTHING with Black Cat
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Post by thelastcall on Jan 2, 2009 20:21:24 GMT -5
17. Let's Green Goblin treat him like his lackey
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Post by renzino on Jan 2, 2009 20:53:25 GMT -5
18. He didn't let Firestar kill Carnage in the Maximum Carnage storyline.
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
