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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Jan 5, 2009 0:55:55 GMT -5
Hello my fellow Crappers and welcome again to a lonnnnnnnnnnnng overdue new edition of the Cove this weeks guest is none other than Deadpool!
For those unfamiliar with the concept behind the Cove it's simple I pick a poster and ask them 10 stupid and 5 serious questions they reply and I print em. so here Goes:
We find Mr. Deadpool at the back of a Comic convention somewhere in the USA (his booth is right next to Wrestling Legend Virgil). He is amidst a staggering amount of glossy 5x9's and copies of his books.
The line is...............Somewhere else.
Let us begin:
Stupid Questions:
1. Whats under the mask?
The mirror of your drEEEEeeeeeEEEeeeEEEeeams.
2. Wolverine, Pansy or bad ass?
Pansy ass. Have you seen the things I've done to him? I've dropped a piano on the bum! I've done this to him in his own book:
I..... he's not around is he?... no? I hope Ryan Reynolds kicks his ass.
3. Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Which pocket? I was made by Rob Liefeld, I can't ever have enough pouches. Where else will I keep my loose change and action figures.
Oh, and I'm happy to see you.
*At this point Deadpool harassess a group of teens going to see Virgil.
4. Cherry Pop Tarts. Yummy or Yucky?
Pouch number 5. Always be ready for any situation, and Cherry Pop Tart cravings is one of those situations.
5, If your so great how come no movie?
I...I'm getting... in a movie! I swear!
6. Can you regenerate your penis?
I only have one answer to this...
7. Pick one: Madison or Kash.
Madison. When picking between to people always pick the one in the most power. That way you get more power... or can betray them and put the other guy in power. Either way you're on top!
*Deadpool rises and shouts "Damnit I am a legend too!"
8. Does the X in X-men stand for what I think it does?
Here is a little known secret The X in X-Men stands for 42. It's the answer to a mathematical formula, what that formula is you have to figure out.
9. Where's Cornfed?
The better question is where is that money Cornfed owes me.
10. Do you like Gladiator movies?
WHAT?! They're giving HIM a movie series now? I mean the guy still has a purple mohawk! I'm marketable! All the kids will buy my toys thinking it's Spider-Man! That's it... where's my agent?
Serious Questions:
1. Where would you like to be in 5 years?
I would like to either be a video game designer and making the video games everyone here on the Crap hates to play, but if I knew we could turn it around and make money, I'd love to inherit our video stores and keep them going.
2. Your best moment?
Baseball. One season in little league and I only struck out once all season!
3. How would you like to be remembered?
I'd like to be remembered as someone who cared for everyone he knew and only wanted the best for everyone and for their happiness.
4. What are you working on at the moment?
Very important family matters. As boring of an answer as that is it's going to have to be good enough.
5. What does happiness mean to you?
Enjoying life in general. Rather I'm out fishing on the Outer Banks, sitting in my room playing a game or at work for an 80 hour work week. I realize my life is good, and many people in the world would love to be in my shoes so I have nothing to complain about. We focus so much on what we don't have that it's easy to lose sight sometimes of all that we do have. I try my best to never forget that and it thinking about what I do have makes me happy.[/quote]
As we leave Deadpool a small child walks up and asks for a picture, When Deadpool signs and hands it over the child reads it and looks sad.
"What's wrong?" asks Deadpool
"I thought you were Carnage." Replies the deflated child.
And on that note we are outta here.
Stay tuned for more thrilling episodes of The
Pirates Cove Comming soon, Who knows the next guest may be you.
As always Feedback is both welcome and appreciated.
For those unfamiliar with the concept behind the Cove it's simple I pick a poster and ask them 10 stupid and 5 serious questions they reply and I print em. so here Goes:
We find Mr. Deadpool at the back of a Comic convention somewhere in the USA (his booth is right next to Wrestling Legend Virgil). He is amidst a staggering amount of glossy 5x9's and copies of his books.
The line is...............Somewhere else.
Let us begin:
Stupid Questions:
1. Whats under the mask?
The mirror of your drEEEEeeeeeEEEeeeEEEeeams.
2. Wolverine, Pansy or bad ass?
Pansy ass. Have you seen the things I've done to him? I've dropped a piano on the bum! I've done this to him in his own book:
I..... he's not around is he?... no? I hope Ryan Reynolds kicks his ass.
3. Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Which pocket? I was made by Rob Liefeld, I can't ever have enough pouches. Where else will I keep my loose change and action figures.
Oh, and I'm happy to see you.
*At this point Deadpool harassess a group of teens going to see Virgil.
4. Cherry Pop Tarts. Yummy or Yucky?
Pouch number 5. Always be ready for any situation, and Cherry Pop Tart cravings is one of those situations.
5, If your so great how come no movie?
I...I'm getting... in a movie! I swear!
6. Can you regenerate your penis?
I only have one answer to this...
7. Pick one: Madison or Kash.
Madison. When picking between to people always pick the one in the most power. That way you get more power... or can betray them and put the other guy in power. Either way you're on top!
*Deadpool rises and shouts "Damnit I am a legend too!"
8. Does the X in X-men stand for what I think it does?
Here is a little known secret The X in X-Men stands for 42. It's the answer to a mathematical formula, what that formula is you have to figure out.
9. Where's Cornfed?
The better question is where is that money Cornfed owes me.
10. Do you like Gladiator movies?
WHAT?! They're giving HIM a movie series now? I mean the guy still has a purple mohawk! I'm marketable! All the kids will buy my toys thinking it's Spider-Man! That's it... where's my agent?
Serious Questions:
1. Where would you like to be in 5 years?
I would like to either be a video game designer and making the video games everyone here on the Crap hates to play, but if I knew we could turn it around and make money, I'd love to inherit our video stores and keep them going.
2. Your best moment?
Baseball. One season in little league and I only struck out once all season!
3. How would you like to be remembered?
I'd like to be remembered as someone who cared for everyone he knew and only wanted the best for everyone and for their happiness.
4. What are you working on at the moment?
Very important family matters. As boring of an answer as that is it's going to have to be good enough.
5. What does happiness mean to you?
Enjoying life in general. Rather I'm out fishing on the Outer Banks, sitting in my room playing a game or at work for an 80 hour work week. I realize my life is good, and many people in the world would love to be in my shoes so I have nothing to complain about. We focus so much on what we don't have that it's easy to lose sight sometimes of all that we do have. I try my best to never forget that and it thinking about what I do have makes me happy.[/quote]
As we leave Deadpool a small child walks up and asks for a picture, When Deadpool signs and hands it over the child reads it and looks sad.
"What's wrong?" asks Deadpool
"I thought you were Carnage." Replies the deflated child.
And on that note we are outta here.
Stay tuned for more thrilling episodes of The
Pirates Cove Comming soon, Who knows the next guest may be you.
As always Feedback is both welcome and appreciated.
